Horbag repeats the routine of giving the guards warm stew and drink, but this time round she comes out also carrying what looks like four scare crows. She fastens them to the ground and then gives them old pot and pan helmets, and fearful kitchenware weapons like rolling pins and ladles.
Deres, meets da first Ratateers snarls. Dem is eres to helpsis you lots if is anys troubles out eres.
Ands nos funnys stuffs ehs, dem outnumber yous winks and pats the guard on the back with a giggle
Buts bits more seriouslys lads, if anys happens arounds da Rats and Bats is bests yous no goes deres, mes seens lots guards gets basheds befores in deres froms vampires, Huuuges spiders thingys, gangs, ands alls sorts. Uns an entires elites units saves uns gots wipeds outs….was nos pretty sights. Leaves its to mes, mes knows handles mes kitchens winks Gives mes uns shouts ifs wants more stews or anythings.