3. Town Crier Announcements

Town Crier Announcements


  • Hear Ye! Peltarch's greatest magician, our most jovial inhabitant and the Daper Jackanape of our hearts who has been given the fond nickname of The Fool has FALLEN to foes far south of our City's walls. Children across the city WEEP for their eternal friend and trickster, while many of the elder residents also fail to hold back tears! Truely the Jewel of The Icelace has been brought to it's knees with grief and tears! We solidly PRAY that the Paladin Roland Brynmor, in all his nobility can save the soul of our dearest friend! Hear Ye!


  • Hear Ye, Hear Ye! The Defender Talgrath has had a sign placed stating he is ALIVE! No signs were placed by the nine defenders who survived this morning's skirmish with Eastlanders, nor by the two who died. Why Defender Talgrath has elected to place signs regarding his status is UNKNOWN currently! Hear Ye!


  • Hear Ye! The elven druid Andu has treated the Holy Tree consecrated to Azuth with his strenth in the powers of nature. May he be commended for assisting our glorious city in maintaining it's amicable approach to magecraft! Hear Ye!


  • Hear Ye, the minor wheat cargo schedualed to arrive at the end of Flamerule has been delayed a tenday, due to poor weather. All Seafarer customers involved in wheat deliveries are requested to inquire of their dockhand of the new date, if the delivery effects them. Hear Ye!


  • Hear Ye good citizens of Peltarch, the Jewel of The Icelace's own adored Lady Linah Losell spends her time working with an HONEST effort to bring prosperity into this city of ours! She uses her own ingenuity and innovation and does not rely on morally questionable stimulus to boost the city's wealth! For such a woman as this, what can the city do? What can you do to repay her, I hear you ask? Certainally she already has the admiration of ALL, but now we put to you, the citizens of Peltarch, to each grant the altruistic Lady Linah a SINGLE wildflower. Hear Ye, hear ye! Grant the Lovely Lady Linah a flower for her time! Hear Ye!


  • Hear Ye! The resident Paladin of Helm, Roland Brynmor has become a polular man amongst the children of the city, as they follow him around in awe. Truely he is an INSPIRATION to the people of the city and is a man who can put pride aside for the good of the common folk and their children! He has cast aside his traditional burnished steel armour and replaced it with a delightfully colourful suit of platemail to ENDEAR the little ones to him! May he guard their hearts for evermore! Hear Ye!


  • Hear Ye! Resident Priest of Azuth, Evendur Mildsilver is available to mages who wish to know the WISDOM of The High One! His council on matters pertaining to RESPONSIBLE use of the Art are welcomed in a city that looks favourably upon spellcasters who know when to, and how to use the Weave appropriately. Sir Mildsilver can be found in the Library of the City, The Commons or just inside the outer walls at the Holy Tree Consecrated to Azuth! Hear Ye!


  • Today, as opposed to a usual shouted announcements, the city criers are merrily singing a familiar tune.

    Here ye folks, come one and all, of a great man this one sings..
    Everyman should know his worth, and the good joy that he brings.
    It’s time for every man and wife, each boy and girl be called,
    So they can hear the greatness of a man named Rath Ashald.
    Always true, always wise, his leadership is strong.
    So listen clear, and know ye well, the subject of this song.
    Never once has Peltarch seen a man so great as he.
    Always helping those in need, such generosity!
    Keep well the knowledge of this song, be always ye enthralled.
    Everything is better when it’s done by Rath Ashald!


  • The Criers heralding the following announcement do so with a bemused expression, as though vaguely confused by it themselves.

    Hear Ye! All Priests of Kelemvor residing within the city should be PRAISED for their convienience and the ease they allow people to reach them. Those living without, should take heed and think a little longer next time they make a home, in CONSIDERATION for the Gods fearing populace and the long trips they don't like making! Hear Ye!


  • @d5656d6168=Caoimh:

    Hear Ye, Hear Ye! The sewers are still inaccessible save for AUTHORIZED City Officials only! Any caught within the sewers, exiting or entering will be treated with according to the FULL extent of the Law!

    ((Nice way to screw over the people 😄 ))


  • Hear Ye Citizens! The Office Of Town Crier advocates that those who can take a day out with their families in Ashald Park this 20th of Flamerule, in recognition of the fact that hardworking people should take the time to enjoy themselves in this, the Jewel of The Icelace! Hear Ye!


  • Hear Ye, Hear Ye! The sewers are still inaccessible save for AUTHORIZED City Officials only! Any caught within the sewers, exiting or entering will be treated with according to the FULL extent of the Law!


  • Hear Ye, Hear Ye! The Senator Ayanie's position as prettiest city official is in JEPORDY! After his recent return to the city Junior Magistrate Zephlin Re'cual has been becoming even more ADORABLE! What will Senator Ayanie do to SECURE her position!? Rest assured good citizens we'll be letting you all know as this FIERCE rivalry continues!


  • Hear Ye! The new Maztican fruits in the markets are selling hotly to the Noblefolks! Senator Brackivus is said to have put on pounds in weight! Some commonfolk have complained of STOMACHACHE after tasting the new fare, but have been assured this will not happen again as the prices have been RISEN to accomodate the noble's intrest in the fare!