3. A Big Bang

A Big Bang


    • talk in the inn is of a man called Kenton Seth was found by Peter the Militia guard wearing a Helm and carrying a staff against Norwicks Laws. The man in question was 'escorted' by Peter to the cells after refusing to remove both Helm and Staff.

    A messenger was dispatched to the Lord Protectors office and it was requested he come with all haste to the Barracks.

    The Lord Protector arrived in the barrack to find the Kenton Seth was in a holding cell with Peter and a person by the name of Friar Flanagan talking to him from outside the cell door.

    Rando told Kenton to remove the helm as it was against the law to wear one within the town walls. Kenton refused to do so and instead insulted the Lord Protector…

    A lesson was handed too Kenton for his bad manners and was then dragged back into his cell looking slightly battered and 'disoriented'.

    Rando and Peter started to remove the helm from the injured Kenton, but it seemed to be firmly in place. They gave everything they had when suddenly the helm came off with sparks flying around from the now off helm.

    Some how the removal of the helm killed the already injured Kenton. the priest tried to revive kenton, but failed to do so.

    Just then the Helm started to spark and fizzle and then suddenly it exploded causing two massive fireballs in the cell area. These fireballs killed the priest and bably wounded Peter, Rando was also slightly hurt in the fireball, but not greatly.

    The helm was completely destroyed in the explosion, so nothing further could be found out about it.

    The guard took both bodies to the chapel where tristina, pittying them both raised them...

  • B

    Orc Man mentally chants "fight fight fight fight fight", then goes back to day dreaming about swimming in a pond of ale


  • laughs and turns to Rugg again

    " As I said before he's full of crap…. i do wonder if he hate this place so much why does he bother to come... He is not welcome but i guess now he has nothing to do since he is not a magistrate who was hell bent on trying to make the Dolvaks looks corrupt... without any proof....


  • _Turns around and scratches his head

    What?

    _Looks thuroughly confused

    Wow. Alright, lets see what I can fix here. I wouldn't want the _::big booming voice::: Lord and Mighty Protector of NORWICK _::back to his normal voice with a smile::_to be supplied with bad information.

    I stepped down, and quite publically so it shouldn't be hard to check on that, from my position as Magistrate. Between the senate election and that whole "trying to save narfell from the crystals that would destroy us all" thing I was a bit too busy to properly do the job justice. But..sure, I guess that translates to "fired". ::rolls his eyes::

    And lets continue shall we. I don't think I've ever been Married. ::thinks a moment::…well, there was that one time in the Waterdeep Casino but that involved way to much elven wine and I was told marriages to 3 people at once done by a drunken dwarven druid don't count so, err, anyways...Back to my point. Never been married so I don't think I've ever had a wife.

    That aside, I believe the woman you're thinking of is Gildor? Is that the one? Short, red hair, hell of a temper and I'm sure would love to show you her neat dagger tricks if you're trying to use her to smear my name? We'll go with that one. Yeah, see...she didn't get pregnant by Uthger, unless somehow Uthger had the split personality of a little wirey shadowy annoying fark.

    And on top of all that, I'm pretty sure she never even slept with uthger, or uthgor, or uthgar, or any other uthg-random vowel-r while she was with me so, not sure on that.

    And as far as needing someone that acts like a man...well, to each thier own definition for that. Though I will say I'm happy to say I've never been so manly as to have my ass beat down by a lady dancer...rather talented dancer at that, so light on her feat...so, hey, that's at least something right?

    Really, I have no problem with you insulting me. I actually like it. I mean, who am I to toss out my own if I can't have them lobbed back at me. Just, if you would, try to get your facts at least a tiiiiny bit straight before you do it. Insult the fact that the glow of my old shirts made me look flaming or the ever so clever "harharhar, bards are gay!". I mean, start simple and work your way up.

    But please, don't let me stop you or give you pause from locking people up for defending a friend and calling you a name or yanking a guys head near off instead of just issuing him out the gates for not complying with a law. I hope now that we both know what really happened we can have entertaining and factual insults from here on out.

    Gives a smirk and a slight bow, his right hand in the bag to his side under his cloak, and turns to head out of the town___


  • Rando walking out of his halls over hears what Rugg had said and tells him

    " That Bard who got fired from his Job as a Magistrate for being corrupt, telling me about laws…."

    Rando Laughs hard

    " The best thing is he goes on about women, but his wife got pregnant by a former Militia Captain, Uthger…. i guess she needed a real man and not just one who acts like one..."

    Laughs again harder

  • ICC

    @ddf718a654=Zyphlin:

    Passing through Zyphlin can't help but laugh

    Wow…people still thought Rando of all people, and Norwick in particular, was kind-hearted or fair AND don't routinely antagonize Peltarchan's? This isn't anything new people. You want to fight against it, there are a lot of ways, but really by this point complaining out loud isn't going to do much. Here's an idea, avoid doing anything in the town or hanging out around here; will at least minimize the chance of Rando getting his rocks off by being a tyrant…gods know he couldn't ever get a women to do it for him. Ah, but I guess I should keep going before he throws me in jail for that...I mean, an insult is much worse than threatening to kill someone like he did in Peltarch and I let it slide.

    _::mutters something to the effect of::

    Seems some people spend a whole bunch of energy kicking up dust when it has nothing to do with the fact that the town has laws which should be respected.. and they were not.. and the consequence for disobeying the law was then handed out._

    Oh, an lad.. ain't no need ta be insultin Randos about rocks an women an such. That ain't got no hill a beans ta do wit' how the law works round' town. So piss off.


  • Passing through Zyphlin can't help but laugh

    Wow…people still thought Rando of all people, and Norwick in particular, was kind-hearted or fair AND don't routinely antagonize Peltarchan's? This isn't anything new people. You want to fight against it, there are a lot of ways, but really by this point complaining out loud isn't going to do much. Here's an idea, avoid doing anything in the town or hanging out around here; will at least minimize the chance of Rando getting his rocks off by being a tyrant…gods know he couldn't ever get a women to do it for him. Ah, but I guess I should keep going before he throws me in jail for that...I mean, an insult is much worse than threatening to kill someone like he did in Peltarch and I let it slide.

  • A

    Seth is not seen for almost a week after the event. Though some say he was seen in the Inn in Jiyyd.

    If any see Seth they will hardly recognise him. His face is horrible burnt and scarred and his right arm is quite badly affected also.

    If any ask Seth what happened he reluctantly tells the story of his experience with the guards of Nowick and Rando's actions.

    "Nicahh informed Milshot of my situation… and I told the daft idiots half a dozen times I couldnt remove my helmet or else I would die, I told them I was a Knights of the Cerulean Stars and that I would leave and even showed them my Defenders Badge. Clearly they get their kicks by displaying what power is afforded to them in their little village. I only wish the blast killed that farker Rando as well."

    Seth starts to grind his teeth and he mentions Rando


  • @9f59e02748=elor_danna:

    Belade sighs when she hears of this

    Maybe you could try asking for a reason why they wear a helmet? Or do yourself a favour, and buy a brain…it was pretty common knowledge that the helm was fused to Kenton's head.

    Aye and the laws o Norwick are purty common knowledge as well. E'en moreso I'd say. Aint our fault he tried bypassin em without warnin us.


  • ((was belade in the barracks? might be important to ask before having her arrested for something you couldn't hear.))


  • (and how did the bird get inside a building dwin was in the barracks when we started to talk oreth, so it all took place inside)


  • _In the moments after the Lord protector's order, there follows a storm of black feathers and mad croaking laughter, as a large black bird, its wingspan nearly 5 feet across, glides down from the sky and smashes face-first into the Paladin of Sune's chest. As she (presumedly) reflexively pulls her arms in toward her torso at the sudden impact, the bird drops a small vial from its claws, containing a thick orange liquid, with a piece of parchment clearly labelled "Invisibility" wrapped around it.

    Its payload delivered, the bird twists away and flaps off as quickly as it can, dodging around a building as soon as possible and gliding low to the ground. for long enough to consider himself safe, before flapping to gain altitude and veering to the west, flapping off into the distance_

    ((If some DM could take that potion off of me, that would be awesome))


  • nods to the guards to arrest Bel

    "Take her to the cells"


  • Oh, you gonna shoot me in the back like last time? Good boy


  • looks to Dwin

    _" looks like it, make sure you have a 'chat' with her the next time you see her.

    It came off in the end…. these things normally do. Its normally people just trying to get around the rules... he didn't"_

    rando smirks


  • Dwin makes note of the verbal abuse that Belade makes towards the benevolent Norwick Militia

    Sounds like she's threatenin' us, eh boys?


  • Belade sighs when she hears of this

    Maybe you could try asking for a reason why they wear a helmet? Or do yourself a favour, and buy a brain…it was pretty common knowledge that the helm was fused to Kenton's head.

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    @93531e4159:

    Clan Dolvak wrote:
    Dwin, with his feet up on the table at the barracks, comments

    Seems we might want to add some rules about explodin' helms, eh? what a loophole!

    ROFL. 😄


  • Dentin, after hearing about what happened, goes to see the Lord Protector.


  • Dwin, with his feet up on the table at the barracks, comments

    Seems we might want to add some rules about explodin' helms, eh? what a loophole!