ChatLog: Why dice provides humor.



  • //Setting the stage:
    Jerr and Olivia next to each other
    Rico and Celest'ta next to each other
    "The Fool" and Sara next to each other
    Pete to the side (meaning I didn't get whispers)
    Nicahh in the middle
    //
    -Nicahh-: pulls birdpipes out
    -Nicahh-: I could play…
    Nars Skald: How about I play, you dance
    -Nicahh-: Ok
    -Nicahh-: wiggles her butt I'm ready…
    Nars Skald: pulls out a runed drum
    Nars Skald sings.
    Charming Rico Swift: I have no magic myself, per se, but Sune likes to use me as a conduit to keep the world the beautiful place it is.
    Pete Rione : [stands back to watch]
    Celest'ta Stargrave: um…I-i do a little magic...
    Nars Skald: ((Perform Check: 15+25=40))
    Celest'ta Stargrave: I-im not very….stops and watches the drummer
    Sara Sannes: rises up from the seat
    The Fool: opens the door to his magic cottage after eating a breakfast of eggs bendict
    Olivia Lyonsbane.: leans back against the fense enjoying the music and dancing
    Nars Skald: Watch her balance
    -Nicahh-: ((Dexterity Check: 3+5=8))
    Sara Sannes: pokes her head out the door
    -Nicahh-: moves about clumisly as she dances
    The Fool: looks out at all the excitment
    Charming Rico Swift: seems to know what Celest'ta was going to say anyway and replies No one is when they first start out.
    -Nicahh-: ((Perform Check: 3+3=6))
    Sara Sannes: tilts her head
    The Fool: grabs a plate and heaps some more eggs benedict on and hands it to Sara
    Nars Skald: Dance, amongst my people is all about balance
    -Nicahh-: looking rather silly
    Charming Rico Swift: Me, I can't avoid a hit to save my life.
    -Nicahh-: ((Charisma Check: 1+3=4))
    Sara Sannes: takes it fumbling a bit, surprised
    Nars Skald: //lol ow
    Charming Rico Swift: watches
    Olivia Lyonsbane.: ((ouch))
    Pete Rione : // ouch
    Sara Sannes: //is glad she is blind
    Charming Rico Swift: ((Welcome to Rico land))
    Pete Rione : [forces a plesant face]
    Celest'ta Stargrave: moves shyly behind Rico
    -Nicahh-: and rather horrid ((WTF… 3 crappy rolls in a row))
    The Fool: I think they are dancing.
    Charming Rico Swift: smiles
    Pete Rione : ((Wisdom Check: 15+0=15))
    Sara Sannes: lifts the plate and sniffs at it Eggs
    The Fool: maybe.
    Olivia Lyonsbane.: looks away from teh horror happening infront of her
    -Nicahh-: had stopped after the first stumbling
    Sara Sannes: tries some Wonderful.
    -Nicahh-: Screw it… I'm too old for belly dancing.
    Nars Skald: mercifully cuts it short
    Pete Rione : [rolls his fingers around] change tempo's jerr, she's better with a faster jive [winks with a smile]
    The Fool: or potentially, she is fighting with an invisible assailent.
    -Nicahh-: huffs
    Nars Skald: No, her problem is vertical
    -Nicahh-: Jerr…
    Sara Sannes: eats the eggs listening to them talk
    Nars Skald: her best dances are done in another orientation
    Pete Rione : she's dangerous woman
    Charming Rico Swift: Ahem.
    -Nicahh-: I swear to all that is holy.. your jokes will push me over the edge one day.
    Sara Sannes: Even a poor performance brings a bit more beauty to the world. Listen to them talk.
    Nars Skald: When you fall off that edge, I shall be there to catch you
    Olivia Lyonsbane.: lightly chukles
    Sara Sannes: smiles amused as she finishes the eggs
    Charming Rico Swift: Maybe a waltz instead. Jerr, can you play something other than drums?
    Nars Skald: having fallen for you long long ago
    Pete Rione : [nervous chuckle]
    -Nicahh-: I will claw …. grunts stopping herself
    Olivia Lyonsbane.: you have a line for every occasion don't you jerr?
    Celest'ta Stargrave: just watches everyone
    The Fool: ooh, he is a sweet talker.. I think she is falling for him.
    Nars Skald: smiles to Olivia Only for the women I love
    -Nicahh-: Excuse me…
    Sara Sannes: holds the empty plate
    Nars Skald: Shall I turn my attentions to you now?
    The Fool: the plate, having been made of shadow to begin with just dissappears
    Olivia Lyonsbane.: shakes her head with a smile no… i think it would be best if you didn't
    Celest'ta Stargrave: still kinda hiding behind Rico
    Charming Rico Swift: Sorry Jerr. You're not my type. grins
    Nars Skald: I was speaking to Olivia
    Sara Sannes: bends down feeling at the ground Oh.. I am sorry sir gnome, I think I dropped your plate…
    Nars Skald: No offence Rico, but you are nay my type either
    Pete Rione : knight without shining armor thinks its all about him see…
    The Fool: no no, it is simply gone.
    Nars Skald: I may wear a dress, and be in dragon
    Sara Sannes: Oh? Magic again?
    Nars Skald: But I prefer ladies
    The Fool: it happens
    Charming Rico Swift: Well then, we're agreed. At no point in the future shall Jerr and I get amorous.
    Nars Skald: agreed breathes a sigh of relief
    The Fool: drat. 'twouldhavebeen amusing.
    -Nicahh-: I would have like to have seen that.
    Sara Sannes: ((Charisma Check: 9+3=12))
    Pete Rione : eeew no
    Charming Rico Swift: You'd probably be the only one.
    -Nicahh-: Maybe leave out the Jerr part…
    Sara Sannes: breaks the all 1's of the night, and looks vaguely charming standing in the falling snow
    -Nicahh-: And just watch… Rico..
    The Fool: ((Charisma Check: 9+5=14))
    -Nicahh-: tries to look charming… fears failure
    The Fool: looks only marginally more charming
    -Nicahh-: ((Charisma Check: 1+3=4))
    Olivia Lyonsbane.: ((LOL))
    -Nicahh-: ((WTF!!!))
    Pete Rione : // winces]
    The Fool: ((hehe))
    Celest'ta Stargrave: ((Charisma Check: 2+3=5))
    Pete Rione : ((Charisma Check: 3+0=3))
    The Fool: ((LOL
    Sara Sannes: watches as Nicahh's fears are proven true
    Nars Skald: ((Charisma Check: 13+3=16))
    Charming Rico Swift: ((That was pretty much what Rico's rolls have been like since day one))
    Celest'ta Stargrave: is hiding behind Rico, and cant really be seen
    Olivia Lyonsbane.: ((Charisma Check: 2+0=2))
    Sara Sannes: course being blind… she does not see much
    Charming Rico Swift: ((Charisma Check: 4+3=7))
    Celest'ta Stargrave: // Loaded dice
    Pete Rione : // broken dice
    -Nicahh-: //I'm so pissed off…
    Sara Sannes: Danger, sir gnome?
    The Fool: ((Lore Check: 15+21=36))
    Nars Skald: //seem fine to me
    Pete Rione : ((Lore Check: 19+20=39))
    The Fool: hmm? yes! lets find some!
    Sara Sannes: ((Taunt Check: 17+7=24))



  • ((LOL.))



  • Surveying the unimpressive scene, Bub concludes that these folks should practice better hygiene. Perhaps, Bub thought through the haze of Kobold Moonshine, instead of wallowing in the gore of their latest battles, these otherwise charming adventurers might consider a bath every so often. Still, Bub had to wonder why no one had bothered to tell Nicahh about the epic booger hanging out of her nose. Shrugging, Bub stumbled home, only to pass out in Farmer Jaher's nightsoil patch halfway there.



  • I spit coffee all over my keyboard from reading this 🙂



  • Let us not forget that after that… I rolled Charisma two more times to reach a high of 6 (which included my +3 modifer) for the night. :evil: :x