Any's tale



  • //Written as Wog would tell it, so cutting parts out 🙂 //

    Wells i should start at the beggining.. But thats not going to happen .I'm not going to tell you anything about my early life.. Because its none of your buisness smirks So let me skip ahead to when i was a little older

    And 19 years later, i could speak rough common tongue, and some Orcish. This then led me to a port, in which my strength was the only thing that was usefull to anyone, being godless, stupid and ferel. I got a job on a ship as a deckhand, which i stuck with for about 6-7 years, nto learning anymore except about sailing and killing off sharks with oars.

    But eventally, the ship was set for Peltarch, when i got there, i ended up giving up sailing due to getting into an argument wiht the captain, in which, my arguments at that stage of my life involved if something gets in my way, i kill it.

    I ended up running aawy and i turned up at Jiyyd. Where i ran into three other half orcs, the clan Rumgut. They, as much as i hate to admit it, took me in and convivned me Grumush was a rightous god. I was "tutored" in the ways of Grumush then for about a week, untill i met a small elf to, who most knew her, was called Sul'lina. She at first was very resentfull about my deity but she then reilised i had no clue what so ever. She explained to me about what Grumush was, about right and wrong, and so on. Conviniantly, towards the end of this my "clan" showed up. and since i was still, basicly a nutter, beat the hells out of Uglek, who is till this day, as he reffers to me as his "nemisis"…. Weirdo

    Sul taught me alot more along with another elf, the bard Sil, and the Gali Crimson. They taught me the ways of life and i was to become to a good citazen of Jiyyd, despite i spent most of my time with the gypsys and Crimson at the camp.

    Crimson and i married.. Althouh, unfotantly she died.. And my daug - Ahh dosnt matter..

    Eventally, i joined the Leigon and was taught to fight, this was beifcal since my strength was my only real ability at this point which i could use to help people. I was taught the ways of the Leigon despite always disagreeing with a number of them and alot of there policies.

    This went on for a number of years, in which my mind grew and i became more the man i am today, as in less ripping things apart then laughing hystericly. I eventally was taught elvish by Sil and Elith and i ealrned to speak common flunetly. The next major change in my life was during the time of the Collective.

    With my dutys to Kelevmor and disagreening with a number of the Leiogns ways, i left the Leigon, and due to number twos advice, joined the Gaurdians. I was accpted by them, and are the closest thing i have to a family.

    For the next few years i did this and that. Just trying to help others and the Guardians. But eventally i grew a bit tired, so me and my wife, Xol, went travelling back to the sword coast. And 13 years later returned.. Still the same old Narfell. chuckles to himself

    I am now married, Have my duty's to Kelemvor, have family within the guardians, and a way of life. There is really little else i can ask for...