3. Igor book o stuffs-By IGOR

Igor book o stuffs-By IGOR


  • Unknown place and time..

    One day,A small orcish child named Brisingr, was wondering through the halls of the Orc Palace,he wondered into the library and began scanning the books as he walked along. One book,stood out in particular, The rough edging of the word "IGOR" was etched across the spine. It was an old shabby book that looked to be of a hundred years or so..as he opened it,the pages were so worn, only a few of the pages were still readable. He skimmed through the pages for the ones that he could read.This is what he found….:

    IGOR BOOK O STUFFS

    "Igor's List of belongings"

    -Sleeping hinStarted screeming as blood ran everywhere
    -Orcx205
    -Duergar king chair
    -Sam's hill rock name was over written by word IGOR
    -Collective Crystal
    -Goblinx39562
    -Jiyyd bench
    -Jiyyd door
    -Jiyyd halfling
    -Jiyyd gate
    -Jiyyd well
    -Jiyyd wall
    -Jiiyd lamp post
    -Stone Dragon in duergar cave(Festering swamps)
    -Mayor of norwicks chair
    -Bookshelf in bard College
    -Bardic college door
    -Bardic College chair's
    -Bardic college stage
    -Legion Hall door
    -Legion hall keg of Red army ale
    -Legion hall chair's
    -Legion hall officer chair's
    -Legion hall flag's

    to be continued.. "Igor need mo time!"

    The rest of the list is too worn to read.


  • Before Brisingr could finish reading the book,the battle horns sounded,the humans had started their march toward the orc palace,whom with which they had been allies for years(remember,this is an Unknown time and place). Orcs were heard thundering down corridors to suit for battle. Before long, the siege had started its attack as well,taking out towers and the those who dwelled inside. Finally,the Gate Destroyer was brought out,having cought the orcs unprepared,the gate was bashed with only few warriors inside. The mages,always at the ready with little to prepare,began casting in sync,and took out numerous amounts of the humans.However, with the peace that had lasted for so long,the humans were prepared for this and brought them down with a battalion of arrows. Soon, Brisingr could hear humans marching down the halls and the screams of the merciless orc slaughter. Too young to wield a sword,brisingr ran through the what seemed endless rows of archives and into the Ancient magic section. He quickly searched for the forbidden spell,only heard in the elders stories. As the humans drew closer to their target,bashing down shelves and tearing apart books, Brisingr had finally found it, the Incinerator of Merciless Slaughter scroll.It was said that this spell would wipe out the race in which was called out in their tongue after chanting a long and dangerous verse. Brisingr's eyes began to shine a bright purple as he began enchanting the words that had been inscripted in the ancient scroll. As the humans finally found the young orc,they began to slowly walk up to him grinning to one another.As Brisingr finally finished the chanting he shouted as loud as he could the word "HUMAN!!"…

    To be continued..


  • Orc fortress…

    "On this day of reckoning..we celebrate both,Igor the Thirds timing of birth,and the downfall of jiyyd.My orc bretheran,on this day,we shall shun our enemies of hate,fear,and life!"Orcs,gnolls, and hobgoblins cheer along side each other as family,they have gathered at the orc fortress hearing of a revolt and domination of jiyyd..all,related to the igor family.The great priestess Inor the hundred and eleventh,Cleric of Gruumsh,and mother of 28, speaks out to all who wish the end of the commonwealth which has provided many great heroes,along with her husbands murderer.She steps aside,letting igor the third step up to the altar,with Birk at his side.they both bear new armor of which none have seen before, a full suit of armor colored in a shiny mirror image and the darkest of black.Upon the chest plate,bears an engraving of Gruumsh. All is silent,until Igor lifts his fathers sword saying these proud words that will live on through generations."Let all who appose da orcish way come,cause IGOR NO FEARS YOO!!!!!" With that said,Igor the third and Birk proudly lead their brothers and sisters to the onslaught of Jiyyd.No matter which side wins, This day will always be known as: The day of Reckoning. To both the orcish kin,and Jiyyd.


  • Diary Entree Number 10

    Toodays..igor,oond best friend birk saw oon ghostie(linah Losell) near towns,so we fights her,da ghostie beat up igors oond birk aloong wif her Dwarfoo sidekick(foilir),so igor oond birk chase dem into towns,dere,we foughts agin,igor oond birk would has won if it want not fo her dwarfoo sidekick!,den Elroon,bein stoopood elfoo like him bees,try arrest igor oond birk,him got birks first,but igor rans,igor hide behind hoose until da peowpels dat try capture Igor runs past.Igor ranneds to help birk by punchins Elroon in da face!HAHAHAHAHA..was funnoo..sos birk oond igor rans,rans far fars away to peltoo.Das where igor oond birk went in sewas!it smelled like igor armpit,oond igor no bafh in yeeahs!we checked everoowheres,den..we found its..igor oond birks new home.(Bardic Guild)
    Igor oond birk went ins oond smashed everootings..was funoo!Igor oond birk forgots dem needed foods..so wees put on women clofings oond ran toos jiyyd!dere igor bought powzerkeg oond lots o food.Somehows dem found igor oond birks out so we had runs all da way back toos da sewahs oond new homes. Birk showeds igor how to make its so dat when door open,da powzerkeg go BOOM!HAHAHAHAHA..was funnoo..Aftoo long time o waitins,igor took him firs' bafh in loong long times,waitins be found.dat whens..misterioos laydoo show up oond yell at igor oond birk! so igor oond birk attackeds her,after long time,da loojoon got froo igor oond birks trap oond it caveds us in! dat sneekoo fadder killins grag!so wif all da smoke oond confuushun,igor oond birk runs for life…Igor told birk him was sick oond tired of dis..oond igor had oon ideas..


  • Diary Entree Number 6

    toodays,igor got yelleds at by stoopood peowpels fo no reasons!Den everoobodoo tell igor calm downs,dat stoopood,igor no even do nufins..den elroon tell igor igor no shood come jiyyd no mores,so igor slapped hims!HAHAHAH,dat funoo..sos igor run out town wif igor broder Igor the Tenfh,oond we hids in old homes in orcy plains. Igor hate it when peowpels yell at igor fo no reason dem dey expect igor no do somefin bout it,den everoobodoo against igor!


  • Diary Entree Number 1:

    Todays, Igor went go visit Broder Grakthar,Igor still no why him call himselfs dat..Why no jus call Himsoolf igor?Him gots mad when Woggo told him say please,so roughed up woggos real bads!drool stains on the paper probably from laughing Annooways him let everoobodoo go,oond igor ables find him Broders oond see dat him okee.Mayboo igor be kings one day toos!


  • Igor familoo!!!!

    Okee….dis igor whole big familoo!

    Father:Rygor the sixth(Orcish Destroyer who brought down many during the orc war,but was felled by General Grag of the legion,Rygor is a Hero among the orcs)
    Mother:Inor the onehundred and eleventh(A cleric of Gruumsh,still living until this day)
    Brothers 15:
    Igor the First
    Grakthar Kleg(Igor the second) //Orcish cheif in deep orc cave
    Igor the third(me)
    Igor the fourth
    Donko(Igor the fifth,also living with igor in jiyyd)
    Igor the sixth
    hocking a lougie noise(igor the seventh,forgot his name,and also living in jiyyd)
    Igor the eighth
    Igor the Ninth
    Igor the Tenth(living with igor in jiyyd)
    Igor the Elventh
    Igor the twelfth
    Igor the Thriteenth(bad luck igor always causing things to go the wrong way)
    Igor the Fourteenth
    Igor the Fifteenth(youngest)

    Sisters 13:
    Lambo the first
    Lambo the second
    Lambo the third
    Lambo the fourth
    Lambo the fifth
    Lambo the sixth
    Lambo the seventh
    Lambo the eighth
    Lambo the ninth
    Lambo the tenth
    Lambo the eleventh
    Lambo the twelfth
    Lambo the thirteenth(living with igor)// need someone to make >,>\

    Igors aunt Numbladaa was obbsessed with Hobgoblins,so she married one and housed 100 daughters and sons."Igor tink dat crayzoo!" and so,igor was to bare 100 cousins who hate him and wish for murder." HAHAHAHA!"

    Igor's cousins(not labeled by gender)

    1:Baldor
    2:eenoch
    3:Daruusia
    4:Kensla
    5:Eragoor
    6:Manelsia
    7:Taruusia
    8:Moonachadon
    9:Teriiemm
    10:Ülusia
    11:Teranium
    12:Qu
    13:Quiisno
    14:Beranador
    15:Iglaisea
    16:Zar
    17:Zemeni
    18:Gemini
    19:Ploop
    20:Peep
    21:Ach
    22:Dous
    23:Faruun
    24:Ogloosia
    25:Tenoosia
    26:Limich
    27:Domonik
    28:Seerotik
    29:Oobloodik
    30:Hendra
    31:Sendra
    32:Bob
    33:George
    34:Ben
    35:Donkey
    36:Aubloo
    37:Donotar
    38:Bloobadar
    39:Tenouski
    40:Senousenadomanakeenoolochdasfanden
    Here the Family got so tired of naming them they decided to name the rest:Numbladaa

    Igor still miss him homes,but igor gonns avenge him fadder deafs somedays!