3. ORC MAN PUTS UP POSTERS AND HINS HAND OUT PHAMPLETS

ORC MAN PUTS UP POSTERS AND HINS HAND OUT PHAMPLETS

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    Orc Man pouts notices up every where….and little hins hand out phanplets to al lelves and generally ugly people

    ARE YOU UGLY? DO YOU LIKE TO HUG TREES? ARE YOU A BARD AND LIKE THE TOUCH OF A HARD LOG? DO YOU LIKE ALE? OR PERHAPS YOU LIKE TO BE PART OF BIG GROUPS?

    IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, THEN THE FIELD OF WOODWORKING IS FOR YOU! TALK TO YOUR NEAREST CRAFTERS UNION REPRESENTATIVE. THEY WILL TELL YOU HOW TO CONTACT MASTER ORC MAN, WHO SOME MAY KNOW AS MOE.

    WHO IS THIS MOE? HE IS UGLY, STRONG, TALL, CLUMSY, SUICIDAL, OCCASIONALLY SMELLY AND PERHAPS A BIT TOO DWARVEN FOR A HALF-ORC BUT HE IS A MASTER WOODWORKER IN THE UNION AND IS CURRENTLY SEEKING NEW APPRENTICES

    SO IF YOU HAVE THE WILL, THE DRIVE, THE AMBITION, AND ARE IMMUNE TO PHYSICAL PUNISHMENT LIKE HAULING WOOD LOGS AND SPLINTERS, CONTACT ORC MAN THROUGH A UNION REPRESENTATIVE OR LEAVE A MESSAGE FOR HIM AT THE NORWICK OR JIYYD TRADE HALLS!
    ((pm me on the forums if you leave a note at the trade halls or find me IG))

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    • Foilir peers at the poster wondering what barely mentally competent bard attempted to explain through a drawing where orc babies come from. *

    <d>drawn wit farkin feet.</d>

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    • Reading the pamphlet, Foilir slaps his own face with his right hand, his hand moving slowly down in disbelief. *