An Amusing Song (to some)
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A few parchments seem to have been pinned up through out the city's various districts during the night via non descript arrows with tips softened by moss surrounding the metal points. Oddly enough, it seems as though the culprit(s) took special care to distribute a set amount as though not to litter the city with parchments. Only the most astute eyes would catch a glimpse of the culprit(s).
((To the tune of "In the Navy" by the Village People"))
_Where can you find your pleasure
Search the Nars for buried treasure
And blow up Gnomish technology
Where can you begin to
Wear nothing but black and blue
On your armor and facially
Where can you launch hins in the sky
Poke out an angry orc’s left eye
And not worry about giving an apology
You’ll run screaming from Bigby’s hand
Or be the last one in rank left to stand
When the sh*te hits the gnomish fan!In the Legion
Yes, You’ll eat nothing but lotsa peas
In the Legion
Yes, you’ll battle scary mutated bees!
In the Legion
They’ll make a man out of any Narfellian
In the Legion
Even the male elves, yes we can!
In the Legion
Come on protect the snow covered land
In the Legion
Drink as much dwarven ale as you can
In the Legion
Together we’ll protect Narfell land
In the Legion, in the LegionThey want you. They want you. They want you as a new recruit.
If you like adventure, don't you wait to enter
Their ranks are filling fast
If you like to hit things, with swords that clang
They're signing up front liners fast
You are never too weak so join up today
And don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I’m sure there will always be room for fodder
As long as you can heal, shoot or singIn the Legion
Yes, You’ll eat nothing but lotsa peas
In the Legion
Yes, you’ll battle scary mutated bees!
In the Legion
They’ll make a man out of any Narfellian
In the Legion
Even the male elves, yes we can!
In the Legion
Come on protect the snow covered land
In the Legion
Drink as much dwarven ale as you can
In the Legion
Together we’ll protect Narfell land
In the Legion, in the LegionThey want you.
They want you.
They want you as a new recruit.They want you.
They want you.
They want you as a new recruit.But, but, but I'm afraid of the pain.
Hey, hey look man, I have no sense of aim(They want you) oh my goodness
(They want you) What am I gonna do against a war machine?They want you.
They want you, In the Legion_
(( PM me with any investigation actions that anyone might take so that I may respond accordingly. Thank you!))