3. An Amusing Song (to some)

An Amusing Song (to some)

  • Peltarch Far Scouts

    A few parchments seem to have been pinned up through out the town proper during the night via non descript arrows with tips softened by moss surrounding the metal points. Oddly enough, it seems the culprit(s) took special care not to scatter too many copies about as to not litter the town. One copy of the parchment has been posted mysteriously within the Inn. Only the most astute eyes would catch a glimpse of the culprit(s).

    ((To the tune of "In the Navy" by the Village People"))

    _Where can you find your pleasure
    Search the Nars for buried treasure
    And blow up Gnomish technology
    Where can you begin to
    Wear nothing but black and blue
    On your armor and facially
    Where can you launch hins in the sky
    Poke out an angry orc’s left eye
    And not worry about giving an apology
    You’ll run screaming from Bigby’s hand
    Or be the last one in rank left to stand
    When the sh*te hits the gnomish fan!

    In the Legion
    Yes, You’ll eat nothing but lotsa peas
    In the Legion
    Yes, you’ll battle scary mutated bees!
    In the Legion
    They’ll make a man out of any Narfellian
    In the Legion
    Even the male elves, yes we can!
    In the Legion
    Come on protect the snow covered land
    In the Legion
    Drink as much dwarven ale as you can
    In the Legion
    Together we’ll protect Narfell land
    In the Legion, in the Legion

    They want you. They want you. They want you as a new recruit.

    If you like adventure, don't you wait to enter
    Their ranks are filling fast
    If you like to hit things, with swords that clang
    They're signing up front liners fast
    You are never too weak so join up today
    And don't you worry 'bout a thing
    For I’m sure there will always be room for fodder
    As long as you can heal, shoot or sing

    In the Legion
    Yes, You’ll eat nothing but lotsa peas
    In the Legion
    Yes, you’ll battle scary mutated bees!
    In the Legion
    They’ll make a man out of any Narfellian
    In the Legion
    Even the male elves, yes we can!
    In the Legion
    Come on protect the snow covered land
    In the Legion
    Drink as much dwarven ale as you can
    In the Legion
    Together we’ll protect Narfell land
    In the Legion, in the Legion

    They want you.
    They want you.
    They want you as a new recruit.

    They want you.
    They want you.
    They want you as a new recruit.

    But, but, but I'm afraid of the pain.
    Hey, hey look man, I have no sense of aim

    (They want you) oh my goodness
    (They want you) What am I gonna do against a war machine?

    They want you.

    They want you, In the Legion_

    ((OOC: if anyone wishes to attempt an investigation, please PM me with your actions so that I may respond accordingly. Thank you!))

  • ICC

    8O 😄 :lol: :rofl:

    KULL (Half orc barbarian, Training Officer in the Legion)

    “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!”


  • Nalio Bladesong can be heard huming the tune after hearing it

    (( :rofl: ))

  • N

    ((crap, this will be stuck in my head all day))


  • Sil makes sure to perform the song for the Legionnaires, adding her own little touches.


  • Lilin can be seen humming the tune and chuckling, taking a copy for her own amusement


  • wog walks up to one of the posters, within a few lines bursts into laughter, as he finishes reading it he rmoves the arrow and tkaes the bit of the paper into the halls grinning. anyone who stops him he shows it too with a grin.

    ((ROFL 😄 😄 😄 😄 that was awsome, dont see why we'd set an investigation, this will proably be used to recruit people 😛 ))