Orcs and other delights
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Horbag walks up to Smasha at the gate
ullos Big guys winks Mes just thought should tells yous dat da orcy now has traineds doggies, dem worg thingys. Saws some sort crusher orcy dat was handles dems. Dem howls reals scary likes, sos bes carefuls, no want yous gets hurtsis snarls
Wants a rat-onna-stick?
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Belade was seen, patting Horbag on the shoulder, and giving her extremely large doses of herbs. She could be overheard saying:
"This stuff here is strong enough to get a dragon horny, for years…so if you give this to Smasha, make sure that he gets a couple of days off before...oh yeah, give some to Kara too, she could give some to Mr. Grumpy."
laughs
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one cold dark night near the south gate
Nos worrys Smasha, is only mes snarls
Mes..uhms..just thought yous bes hungrys sos made yous some nices hots rat pies snarls
Made alots, seeings as yous sos bigsis and strongsis winks
Let mes knows if wants mores….mes availables if...needs mes.
walks off, hips swinging like a church bell
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Ah me hearin thay makin pets out a them thar spidas too. Orcy's gettin smart. hmmm, wonda what makin them so smart?
