Raising dead
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Jirka sits down beside Horbag and starts muttering
" Te ells be wrong wit people… Em die and their friends come fer me. Tha nae wrong.. wha be wron is tha em expect me te bring em back free ef charge... Aye em want me te pay fer te diamond."
She shakes her head and continues
"wha be even worse be tha after me brings em back em nae even have te respect te thank me fer brining em back... Te ferst em ask fer be te gear. Te hells! Everytime me brings un soul back me givin up un part e meself, an em nae even show gratitude."
Horbag pets Jirka on the head and nods understandingly
" Me nae Jiyyds Momme... Me nae anyuns momme... Me nae mind elpin folks. But peple better start changin attetude er eill tie dere souls te un worm instead ef dere lifeless bodys... farkin ells.