Observational Art as Performed by Mashal Marshallomin
Let me tell you a tale, of a long lost treasure,
A tale I shall spin over a drink for your pleasure.
A map was found with hidden clues revealed,
To a hidden location of lost riches once sealed.
Gather then did the heroes of many descent,
With blades and magic did they make the attempt.
Charter a boat they did, with a questionable hin captain,
Who's shady past history would return to bite them.
Cower did the captain when the pirates finally arrived,
Revenge they did seek for a betrayal once survived.
I was there you see, a young bard of little note,
Convincing them to leave, no blood for decks to soak.
The heroes thought naught, for steel was clearly quicker,
For heroes do not lie, over which they did bicker.
Why bother with word or lying silvered tongue,
If good old fashioned killing will get the job done?
So arrows were loosed, spells were then cast,
Pirates lay dead, with their ship sinking fast.
A lone survivor was saved, sinking from armor's weight,
A pirate named Paul, denied his ship's same fate.
For one life spared, did the heroes clear the books,
Of any possible guilt, to each other knowing looks.
Paul spoke then, of our captain's sordid past,
Of deals, backstabbing and ambushes amassed.
The heroes were undecided for which could be believed,
Both were of questionable character, at least to them perceived.
Finally were Paul's words heed, as we arrived upon land,
A hero's ambush prepared for the captain's hidden hand.
Let me tell you a tale, of a long lost treasure,
A story I shall continue weaving for your leisure.
Into the misty depths of the cave we entered,
Of triangle design the hallways were centered.
Ornate mirrors of ancient make lined the passage,
Hidden foes lying in wait within their vantage.
Goblins, minotaurs, undead of all make,
The heroes pressed on, foes slain in their wake.
Next a large hall did we enter into,
With multitudes of doors, infinite choice in view.
A crystal ball then, with a question to Savras,
For it is certainly easier, with a god chosen path.
A lonesome room did we enter, a single chest found,
Empty but for a message, a warning of doom bound.
Elementals poured forth from their watery portal,
Intent on drowning us like insects trapped in a bottle.
Dispells were cast, closing their gateway,
Their numbers cut down with hardly a spray.
Further investigation or perhaps out of greed,
For a hidden lever was found, another door did it lead.
Another chest beheld with two lizardfolk statues,
Admiring a held music box, with no crank, no muse.
Play did the bards, for what else could they do?
A captive audience! such opportunities were few.
On flute and on lute, did the bards begin their score,
When familiar portals appeared, elementals numbering more.
A hidden musical note, was the key to our success
In unison they played, a new door revealed for access.
Finally did we arrive at the dungeon's triangular center,
To be faced by ghostly mist and within it a specter.
It told us to reveal our true names and deepest desires,
And wait for a time there, as wishes were acquired.
For a time we did wait, but the truths provided nothing,
As this was a riddle, for only lies were worth accepting.
Faithful of Torm, why did you lie?
For treasures of Liera do we now spy.
Faithful of Chauntea, why did you deceive?
Your god is now saddened, your crops shall now grieve.
Treasure was found, collected and counted,
But at what cost, after all challenges surmounted.
Tell me again heroes, for what reason would you lie,
Not for the lives lost, for only greed comes the outcry.
A humble opinion from this here young bard,
With barely any experience or bodily flesh scarred.
For the sake of a life, a lie can be told
But don't sully the truth, for nothing but gold.
Mary dreamed of a fonder time, of a silvered valley long ago.
Family and friends, pipeweed and tea, all lost to time's flow.
The songs played merrily as she stood high upon the hill,
Nestled next to her father close, his presence she feels still.
She loved him dearly, a hero to the valley, most certainly to her,
But he was sick and their time together grew increasingly shorter.
She sought far and wide for a cure to his ravaging illness,
But he was calm, graceful in acceptance of the growing stillness.
Mary dreamed of a fonder time, of a silvered valley long ago.
For reality is cruel, filled with blood and constant tales of woe.
The valley is now gone, houses left empty, there are only memories left.
So she remained dreaming, never having to remember of her heart's bereft.
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Now here's a tale you don't hear, least not every day,
Of a paladin killing Tormtar under a Lich's sway.
You might think he was beguiled or even coerced,
But no, it was for gold and reward he did thirst.
Darius appeared, wearing a guard's loose skin,
With a task for adventurers gathered, only a minor sin.
To return a treasure he valued from mercenaries hidden,
Well rewarded would they be, those present to listen.
Into the misty caves did the Red Knight charge,
Cleaving into the ranks of the enemy at large.
But upon their necks did they then unfortunately find,
Holy symbols of Torm, they were now no longer blind.
But continue forward he did, demanding the Tormtars surrender,
They did not listen, making for a last stand, even their final defender.
With the last of their death did the party then hear,
A lone baby's cry, ringing out in terrible fear.
The lich showed himself to retrieve the young child,
Reward the adventurers gathered with gold and trinkets piled.
The paladin grew irate, wanting no part of reward,
But left the baby to the lich, he didn't even raise his sword.
So fell the Paladin of the Red Knight, who had no battle plan,
Perhaps he'll do better with age as he was just a young man.
For all paladins out there, who are to champion good,
Think upon your god's dogma, and be sure it's understood.
I was walking into the commons, such an odd sight to greet me,
Adventurers gathered to face a lone mage, least from what I could see.
They belittled the caster, joked around among themselves,
Didn't treat the mage seriously, most certainly not the elves.
So turn them each to stone he did, with a simple wave of his wand,
Cursed them to different sizes to match their misdeeds and beyond.
For they had set loose a lich, which he had sealed within a box,
Warned them thrice he had not to open it, not to fiddle with the locks.
But being adventurers and knowing no better, they most certainly did,
Setting loose another evil, downplaying their parts, god forbid.
So there they stood, locked within stone with no one present to assist,
But into the commons walked a new arrival, and now here comes the twist!
A creepy looking man named Darius with loose fitting skin,
Sharing a name with the freed lich, he walked in with a grin.
Undid the curses with a spell of his own, he then moved to leave,
The adventurers were too busy thanking him, to realize they were deceived.
For when I left the commons, bristly walking for the inn,
I came across something most ghastly, why, it was human skin!
Darius was in fact Darius, the lich they had originally freed,
He had returned to pay off the favor of their former heroic deed.
I brought the evidence to them, showing them the grisly fabric,
Thinking they would do something, to assist with this scene most tragic.
Perhaps to lay rest the minds of the slain man's worried family,
Or to reveal further information, of their foe most dastardly.
From their number came forth the hero, Fenris the Firebrand.
Confident and charismatic, he took the grotesque skin in hand.
Burnt it to ashes he did, for he was a Chosen of Kossuth,
Didn't have much of a plan, least not in regards to chasing the truth.
They then wracked their minds, attempting to come up with a solution,
He then suggested a scrying spell, much to my obvious confusion.
Scrying works on the living, and the dead are simply an object,
He did not take kindly to my insight, with the words and spittle flecked
Speak with the dead wasn't possible, there was nothing left but ash,
Ah, the problems that are raised, when one's actions are most rash.
A final solution was proposed, a spellcasting of resurrection,
So all that mattered now was a simple task of gold collection.
The dead man was raised, and he provided little insight,
But at least he gets to go home, back to his family for the night.
So ended that little encounter, where I was trully educated,
Of the mindset of a typical adventurer, my curiosity sated.
Maiden of Stone
Maiden of Stone, you cried out to be free,
From shackles unmoving, you were given a key.
Freedom was granted, with Animate spell fleeting,
You fought to remain, Permanency completing.
Remember well then, who it was that so wanted,
To clip your wings thus and leave you so haunted.
Two bards did walk after the path you once did,
Proud and unhearing of your silent voice bid.
For one it was gold, the other amusement,
With Dispels at the ready, under the moon so lucent.
Even then did you fight to remain amongst the living,
We silenced you to stone, an act unforgiving.
We hid you away within darkness void locked,
Back to the city without care, quietly we stalked.
Intending to profit, to continue the game,
One bard named Mashal, the other with no name.
For you were but a statue, brought to life on a whim,
I did not think to ponder, on the decisions made grim.
Too focused on success, for the next verbal attack,
I failed to notice the sins crawling down my own back.
Maiden of Stone, we come before you today,
With scrolls familiar, in hopes that you'll stay.
Carve it into your heart, remember it forever,
How these two bards wronged you and did so in error.
Be freed from your prison, walk forth and decide,
The choices you'll make, and not out of pride.
Be true to your soul, your new life has begun,
Keep your gaze steady, take a step and run.
Crafters of many out searching for ore,
Masters of metal search for one out of lore.
It's Mithral, well known to be light as a feather,
Prized by the elves, certainly better than leather.
To the Lost City we head, to the south do we travel,
Through woods dark and misty, filled with dangers to battle.
Ghostly wolves we first face, their howls cold and hollow,
The first of us falls, a purple bard they hastily swallow.
Continue we knew we must, for Mithral called still,
The bard was brought back, though the path remained uphill.
Through the passage dark then and onto narrow ridges,
Undead lied in wait, with both blade and spell vicious.
The heroes fought valiant with the bards just behind them,
Inspiring with song and avoiding the worst of the mayhem.
The pathways grew narrow with directions ever winding,
We continued to fight on, healing supplies steadily declining.
We arrive at the city with ancient spires it loomed,
Avoiding the gaze of new foes, lives it would have doomed.
Further in we travel, past the overgrown garden,
Slaying the cockatrices before our flesh hardened.
We took the stairs down, in hopes to find the mines,
For Mithral was waiting, we had but to look for the signs.
We heard rock churning, then the earth elementals,
They took the brunt of our attacks and eventually disassembled.
Then the cry rang out as we passed the hidden lake feature,
'War Machine!' came the shout, 'Run!' cried our leader.
So flee we did, through the tunnels we had cleared,
Back to the surface, to the gardens we had feared.
The legend was born then of Jonni the Mithral Miner,
For he faced the horror alone, with us none the wiser.
Thankfully he survived, for a scout did aid and return,
Shesarai the Cerulean, his orders she had spurned.
Flee too did they have to, back up onto the surface,
Where Jonni's sister, Nica, had enough and rushed it with purpose.
Our spirits renewed with the emboldened attack,
I too moved forward, to inspire, curse and draw back.
The mighty machine fell under our numerous blows,
but it was mostly the monk, who had fought on tiptoes.
We returned to the mines, mostly cleared with the air damp,
Our spells were all spent, so we broke bread and camped.
What of the Mithral, of was our original intent?
We found veins aplenty, after a further descent.
Curious though of the final foes left guarding the ore,
Were an undead dwarf and flesh golem alone and uncared for.
The mines did go deeper, though the passage was flooded,
reported the lone scout who was wet and quite disgusted.
Two others went to check then, for perhaps they did not believe,
they returned wet as well, but satisfied with new sights perceived.
Jonni the Mithral Miner, made short work of the veins,
crushing through rock with picks like a hurricane.
Recalled by spell to his tavern, the Witch and Seer,
We all came back alive, enough to have a beer.
So if you seek the Mithral, just look to the Lost City,
But go prepared and in number or the results won't be pretty.
Take a deep breath and remember, there's nothing for you to prove,
Always be ready to flee, when you see a dragon statue move.
When living on dragon's land, remember to pay tribute,
And not forget who it belongs to and raise a dispute.
So close the gates shut, feel all mighty and powerful,
But when the time arrives, be prepared to pay in full.
For dwarves have long memories and dragons longer still,
Who's fault will it be when death arrives on wings to kill?
The dwarves who are angry with debts seen unpaid,
Or a lone halfling general, who's relevance had fade?
The dwarves have come with greed in their eyes,
for Peltarch's riches they have mobilized.
They did not do so during Norwick's many plight,
slam their Hold's doors shut, refusing to fight.
Accuse the city then 'Peltarch sent no aid to our Hold',
With evidence contrary, these claims are certainly bold.
Alas, dwarves are famously stubborn and our King is mighty kind,
So accept this extortion he did with appeasement in mind.
And now the Legion too has shut their gate and access to ferry,
to deny the dragon Ky of allies, of that they are wary.
Perhaps they have forgotten that dragons have wings to fly,
For what use is a gate to creatures that take to the sky?
Instead they have cut off easy passage across the scar,
Impacting the many faithful of the temples now further afar.
Times have certainly grown interesting, especially for those in power,
For why else would they wield such, over others they would tower.
It matters not to them of the impact on those of lesser standing,
As long as they achieve their goals, through threats and further demanding.
The alleys of Peltarch are gloomy and dark,
Hidden within are dangers most stark.
Travel not through with pouches filled heavy,
Lest you get jumped by muggers and levied.
Worse then still, if you are of the female persuasion,
lying on the ground, still wracked with confusion.
For who else should arrive, with hands ever groping,
Lord Ulwick himself, for helpless women he's hunting.
Flee my ladies, from the alleys narrow and cold,
Away from the hungering carriage lord's vile hold!
Trust not the lone woman, you meet in Nars Pass,
For she is the cause for countless graves amassed.
She will call to you for help, in search for her friend,
Follow not her directions, as it will lead to your end.
Into the old gypsy camp will she then lead you,
down an old tree stump, a door you will go through.
Return you cannot, for the door is now locked and warded,
As the creaking of floorboards sound, with feelings most torrid.
Deeper you will go, in search for a solution,
But all that awaits is your tragic conclusion.
Into the darkness, for an escape you will chase,
But all that will find you is a vampire's embrace.
Come gather 'round, gather right near,
Here's a short tale, to listen over a beer.
Our heroes are in search, of the fabled Weeping Blade,
Into fire giant territory did their mountain path strayed.
A fire giantess stood with staff and guards flanking,
Bidding us step forward, with words demanding!
Who shall be champion, among the heroes present,
Fighting for day's safe passage, against their mightiest giant?
As the warriors debated, the monk stepped forth,
To test his mettle and fists against the north.
The warriors scoffed, for he wore no armor,
What good could he do, when dressed like a farmer?
We bid him come back, for he was outmatched,
Come back to safety, before he was dispatched.
'Are you the Champion?' bellowed the giant with staff,
'Yes!' bid the monk, it took my all to stifle a laugh.
The giants sent their champion, with deadly sword in hand,
To deal with our trespass, to crush the little man.
Though not of equal, there they both stood,
If the monk must fight, dear gods, let him be good.
This would be a challenge, simple, plain and true,
I dearly hoped that the monk, knew what he had to do.
The duel was called! The monk leaped forward!
At the wrong target, which was rather awkward.
With that then cleared up, the champions did face,
Blade against fist, ignoring previous disgrace.
Though he had heart and measure of confidence,
What he lacked was patience and physical competence.
The large blade came down, crushing his tiny frame,
We had lost the duel, did the giantess proclaim.
Our warriors wanted to fight still, for they knew they were better,
But honored is ritual combat, disrespect it they would never.
A trade for the monk's life then, and for safe passage the bard attempted,
With honeyed words and jewels aplenty, the giantess was tempted.
The deal was found acceptable, for more gems and phoenix extract,
The monk was returned alive and whole, but now sheepishly back.
Let this be the lesson, for when next a champion is called,
Consider it in timely measure, lest it be your corpse next hauled.
Beware all aspirants! And think before you act!
To bite more than can be chewed is of dire impact.
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// it's really nice.
// ... posted it in article on my blog, as we agreed - i do not steal copyrights.
// your character was credited.