Ridiculous Narfell Conspiracy Theories
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(All posts are meant to be in good humor and not really IG at all, and if anyone asks for them to be removed, please do so!)
Shannon is a multiverse-travelling Space Marine
Did Shannon in the time he disappeared from Narfell actually end up in the Warhammer 40k Universe and became a space marine? I'm pretty sure he's this guy.
I think Torm is really an aspect of the God Emperor of Mankind. Evidence to suggest this.
-Seen him curbstomp a demon with no weapon in his hand, just his bare foot.
-He is never seen without armor, likely to hide his implants
-He wears a tabard to hide the Imperial Aquilla from commoners, possibly not wanting to have people confuse him for some follower of lowly Mulhorand deities
-Seems to be in a perpetual state of boredom, I would imagine from not having access enough daemon princes to massacre on a daily basesThe evidence is all there. The logic is sound.
PS, using a magic gnomish camera and some scrying, I managed to combine them into a photo to provide evidence:
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Back when gate attacks on Norwick's South Gates were common (at least once or twice per week) there was a common theory that the goblin tribes were in cahoots with the Norwick Lumber Yard, which routinely hired them to destroy the gates so they could keep a lively business repairing them.
AubreyMaturin
Characters: Romulus Grey, bard the bowman
Trotter, spooky halfling ranger
Shesarai Foutopolis, red-haired cleric of Mystra
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Masume, Narfell's creator & first Head DM left game because of Sentient Crystals wished for their independence & had enough of his plots.
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@a5b0eab8bc=ClownBaby:
Shallyah? Bleh… Raryldor? Meh... Maria? Peh!?
Anyone in the know knows who is truly the all-time most powerful figure in Narfell.
Gnarl Horst.
It is whispered in the most informed circles that he has amassed a wealth greater than anyone who has ever walked the face of Toril. Although he plays the modest hero, there has never lived a more greedier and power-hungry person. One day he will simply buy up the entire region of the Cold Lands and comfortably rule over it from a jeweled throne of solid gold, all without ever spilling a single drop of blood.
This is known….
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Shallyah? Bleh… Raryldor? Meh... Maria? Peh!?
Anyone in the know knows who is truly the all-time most powerful figure in Narfell.
Gnarl Horst.
It is whispered in the most informed circles that he has amassed a wealth greater than anyone who has ever walked the face of Toril. Although he plays the modest hero, there has never lived a more greedier and power-hungry person. One day he will simply buy up the entire region of the Cold Lands and comfortably rule over it from a jeweled throne of solid gold, all without ever spilling a single drop of blood.
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This is "ridiculous Narfell conspiracy theories", not "indisputable facts".
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90% of the characters on the server are played by Wywernywin or one of his alts.
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Romulus, a collector of old tales, heard a slightly different version. According to what he was told, Sam's Hill was blown up and became Sam's Hole during the N'Jast War, but it was the Troff Legion that was responsible for the explosives, not the dwarves. (Since the whole Troff family were dwarves and Legionaires too, perhaps both versions are true.)
AubreyMaturin
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There's a nasty old rumor that Sam's Hole was actually once known as Sam's Hill … and that a bunch of Dwarves mistakenly and untimely blew the hill to bits with no less than 40 powder kegs during the N'Jast invasion.
No proof of this has ever been seen, nor do any Dwarves really remember there ever even existing a "Sam's Hill."
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Wald's Newbie Quest
This is one that our older players might recall; I'll explain it for the newer.
Norwick for years used to have a miller named Wald Kandt. This was in the days back when Norwick was located in the map that is now the Old Norwick Ruins. He would walk a scripted route about town, and if you were between lvl 1-3 you could stop and talk to him once per server reset (back then the server was reset daily) and get a quest to go pick up some flour from his mill's storehouse on the ridge and bring it back to him.
When the player entered the warehouse, they would be attacked by four rats. For a low level on Narfell this was terrifying, fighting four monsters at once, alone. They only did one HP each and their AC was crap, but many a rogue and mage had to run for it. (They were scripted to do subdual damage, but most players didn't know that, and the script didn't always work properly.)
When you brought back the flour Wald would express surprise that he had rats in his warehouse, thank the player, and pay them a wadge of gold. They'd also get an xp bonus.
Since every low level PC (back then: 1/4th of the server) did this quest daily, the RP was that Wald was secretly a soft touch who would hire beginning adventurers for menial labor.
But when Wald was ritually murdered in a manner that was never solved, a certain player loudly proclaimed that doom was coming… Because, according to their theory, Wald was not a soft touch at all. It was ridiculous he didn't know his warehouse was full of vcious rats when they'd been there for decades and he was constantly told about them. Wald Kandt was really a cultist of the Rat God, making daily sacrifices in the form of the blood of foolish adventurers to appease his malign god and keep him locked in slumber.
It was a ridiculous conspiracy theory and most people got a chuckle out of it.
Some years later the player became a DM, and lo and behold, one of their plots had that ridiculous theory turn out to be 100% correct.
So hey. Maybe Shannon IS a space marine.
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The False Flag Siege
This one is a no-brainer. Clearly the siege of Peltarch was simply another event orchestrated behind the same cabal that put King George into power. "They" did it because they knew their ruse of minting fake gold from magic was about to collapse and needed a reason to pass legistration to prepare for a future mega crisis that will bring all of Faerun on it's knees under the New Toril Order, clearly.
