Overheard While Adventuring



  • One of the many benefits of saving all my chat logs is going back and reviewing some of the funniest incidents that occurred while adventuring.
    Here are two of my favorites:

    During a tough battle with skin dancers during Jerrick’s Last Quest, Luke (Halfling Rogue) accidentally takes off all his clothes and armor:

    [Sat Nov 10 10:09:00] PAUSED
    [Sat Nov 10 10:09:09] Luke C. Leathertail: ((lol, damn it
    [Sat Nov 10 10:09:11] UNPAUSED
    [Sat Nov 10 10:09:19] Luke C. Leathertail has left the party.
    [Sat Nov 10 10:09:25] Elena Arguyle N.: looks impressed at Luke taking off his coat to fight
    [Sat Nov 10 10:09:37] Figment: Why was the man naked?
    [Sat Nov 10 10:09:43] Talindra Verados: He's a sailor!
    [Sat Nov 10 10:09:58] Luke C. Leathertail: could ya…move...?
    [Sat Nov 10 10:09:59] Figment: Do they do that often?
    [Sat Nov 10 10:10:04] Talindra Verados: Not much room!
    [Sat Nov 10 10:10:27] Figment: Awww. not naked anymore
    [Sat Nov 10 10:10:53] Luke C. Leathertail has joined the party.
    [Sat Nov 10 10:11:17] Luke C. Leathertail: ((lol, that's what I get for puttin potions next to my armor hotkey.
    [Sat Nov 10 10:11:28] Shallyah Rethshinei: //xD

    During a trip through the goblin coal mine, gnome mage Jimmeh (Shambler Lord) kills a goblin by wapping it over the head with a trout:

    [Mon Dec 09 15:40:45] Jimmeh Dojigger attacks Goblin Soldier : hit : (19 + 7 = 26)
    [Mon Dec 09 15:40:45] Jimmeh Dojigger damages Goblin Soldier : 5 (5 Physical)
    [Mon Dec 09 15:40:46] Goblin Soldier attacks Jimmeh Dojigger : target concealed: 50% : (13 + 5 = 18)
    [Mon Dec 09 15:40:49] Shesarai Foutopolis attacks Goblin Soldier : hit : (16 + 14 = 30)
    [Mon Dec 09 15:40:49] Shesarai Foutopolis damages Goblin Soldier : 10 (8 Physical 2 Magical)
    [Mon Dec 09 15:40:51] Jimmeh Dojigger attacks Goblin Soldier : hit : (14 + 7 = 21)
    [Mon Dec 09 15:40:51] Jimmeh Dojigger damages Goblin Soldier : 1 (1 Physical)
    [Mon Dec 09 15:40:53] Attack Of Opportunity : Jimmeh Dojigger attacks Goblin Soldier : hit : (11 + 7 = 18)
    [Mon Dec 09 15:40:54] Jimmeh Dojigger damages Goblin Soldier : 6 (6 Physical)
    [Mon Dec 09 15:40:54] Jimmeh Dojigger killed Goblin Soldier
    [Mon Dec 09 15:40:58] Nica Aelthasdottir: chuckles
    [Mon Dec 09 15:41:07] Nica Aelthasdottir: Trouted to death?
    [Mon Dec 09 15:41:18] Jimmeh Dojigger: [Party] thats the only way to put it
    [Mon Dec 09 15:43:51] Nica Aelthasdottir: Where did you get that fish, Jimmeh?
    [Mon Dec 09 15:44:10] Jimmeh Dojigger: [Party] thats a secret !



  • I am still Laughing over this…. when Jimmeh said "Salin chips one in the the team" all the time holding that trout.... like this is all usual circumstances for him


  • Narfell DM

    For the record, Salin was saved. There was no snu-snu involved. Thank the gods.



  • Another epic that just has to be shared. What happens when a large female troll takes a particular liking to one of your party? Especially if Jimmeh is on your team. Ask Salin!

    [Mon Jun 30 16:46:40] Marzanna: You look absolutely delicious..
    [ [Mon Jun 30 16:46:46] Jimmeh Dojigger: told ya !
    [Mon Jun 30 16:46:48] Shesarai Foutopolis: We are not for eating
    [Mon Jun 30 16:47:06] Willow: We'll not sit well in your gut, I promise you that.
    [Mon Jun 30 16:47:08] Marzanna: What good are you then?
    [Mon Jun 30 16:47:58] Willow: Can you tell the trolls to stop attacking across the river?
    [Mon Jun 30 16:48:11] Marzanna: I could..
    [Mon Jun 30 16:48:25] Marzanna: What would I get in return..?
    [Mon Jun 30 16:48:35] Marzanna: eyes Salin up and down
    [Mon Jun 30 16:48:43] Willow: Uh..
    [Mon Jun 30 16:48:57] Salin Ashald: is really squichy, and wouldn't make a good meal. At all. What would you like?
    [Mon Jun 30 16:49:08] Marzanna: Him.. for a night.
    [Mon Jun 30 16:49:14] Jimmeh Dojigger: deal
    [Mon Jun 30 16:49:22] Alvaniel Danicen: eyes widen and she stifles a chuckle
    [Mon Jun 30 16:49:29] Shesarai Foutopolis: No. He's kidding
    [Mon Jun 30 16:49:54] Marzanna: Deal..
    [Mon Jun 30 16:50:00] Willow: Uhh.. that's his choice and his alone.
    [Mon Jun 30 16:50:03] Jimmeh Dojigger: salin chips in for the team
    [Mon Jun 30 16:50:05] Alvaniel Danicen: Salin?…...
    [Mon Jun 30 16:50:11] Jimmeh Dojigger: Hooray, hooray we've won the day!
    [Mon Jun 30 16:50:22] Marzanna: reaches out to Salin
    [Mon Jun 30 16:50:27] Willow: Hey! The gnome doesn't speak for the man in red.
    [Mon Jun 30 16:50:44] Salin Ashald uses item's special power.
    [Mon Jun 30 16:50:52] Salin Ashald: ((Reflex Check: 2+7=9))
    [Mon Jun 30 16:50:57] Jimmeh Dojigger: shivers a bit as she is about to touch salin
    [Mon Jun 30 16:51:06] Salin Ashald: tries to dodge, but of course rolled a 2
    [Mon Jun 30 16:51:07] Willow: And you can't have him without his own consent.
    [Mon Jun 30 16:51:14] Salin Ashald: Woah, woah woah. Hold on a moment here.
    [Mon Jun 30 16:51:28] Salin Ashald: Other than me. What would you like?
    [Mon Jun 30 16:51:36] Marzanna uses item's special power.
    [Mon Jun 30 16:51:40] Marzanna: ((Strength Check: 7+6=13))
    [Mon Jun 30 16:52:01] Marzanna: hoists him on his shoulder
    [Mon Jun 30 16:52:03] Salin Ashald: Ngh! is held