Right-Handed Chicken Scratch (Junior's Journal)
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Long-leggers are assholes. -Benji
Pa was right. Elves are assholes. That red haired elf kept staring at my shoulder. He even went as far as ASKING me about it! I should have said to him, "No, I don't have an arm, but if I did I'd rip it right off of my shoulder and club you with it!"
I never had to deal with that in the Silver Valley! Even that bully Pipel stopped teasing me after Pa went and explained to him how much it was hurting my feelings. It's kind of weird how he stutters and wets his pants when I get near him though…
Oh well! Back to training. Maybe Scutum will teach me how to punch through a brick wall today!
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"There is a fine line between bravery and bravado. To defeat your enemies, you must first get to know them, and you cannot do that by speaking but by listening." -Scutum Hedges
Scutum was right. Maybe I should have listened to Fendon instead of asking him to cut me in half. Bravado is asking for a demonstration.
At least Big Red Bull has the sense to take a swipe at him.
Next time no smug look. No banter. No stumbling around like an idiot when he comes at you.
Back to training. Fendon isn't going to kill himself… but he probably should just as a courtesy to me. It's impolite to get brain guts on your opponent's fist. Also he has no friends. And he was adopted.
Quit it!
Respect your enemy! ... even if you're going to shove that sword so far up his-
BACK TO TRAINING!