Hjoichi Olsen



  • None of these links work at the moment. I'll probably get around to making them work again sometime. I believe I have all the writing saved somewhere.

    Most recently posted:
    The Eastlander War: Jonathan
    Hjoichi gains information on the possibility of fomenting Eastlander civil strife.

    Stories in Narrative Chronological Order
    These stories are presented as links because some tend to get very long. It is recommended that you print them out and read them on paper.

    Please comment because I love comments and am vain.

    Hjoichi Olsen arrives in Peltarch
    Hjoichi's life in his early days of being in Narfell.

    Baiting Ogres or Ogre bait?
    A simple plan that somehow goes awry.

    Sharing a beer with Hjoichi Olsen
    Olsen's life before arriving in Peltarch.

    Hjoichi's dream: the Stag Aflame
    A recurring dream…

    The return of Hjoichi Olsen: prologue
    Hjoichi wanders alone in the wilderness west of Peltarch for nearly a year…

    The return of Hjoichi Olsen: part 1
    A madman emerges from the wilds.

    A gap here exists in the narrative record, wherein Olsen begins a short stint as a food purveyor, to be filled in time.

    Cut down in the Druid Glen
    A saurus follows Hjoichi and his party into the Druid Glen.

    A gap here exists in the narrative record, wherein Hjoichi meets new friends and gives up selling apples, to be filled in time.

    A threat delivered
    The Kobold Menace delivers a message to Hjoichi Olsen.

    Some downtime
    The old man twists his knee fiercely but tries to make good on some time away from battle.

    The Defeat of Chessakahn and the Return of Emma Lavindo
    The contents of a report Hjoichi wrote for the Peltarch Defenders. A foul enemy of Peltarch is slain and a hero returned. (Possibly worth wading through the first story as well)

    The Missing Boy
    Hjoichi and Belade go off in search of a missing boy. They discover something sinister. Part 1 of a multi-part story (Please note, that unlike the rest of Hjoichi's tales, this one you would not learn from him by buying him a beer.)

    A gap here exists in the narrative record, wherein Olsen is slain by Slavers and the majority of his Far Scout gear is looted from him. An attempt to recover the boy and the gear fails.

    The Eastlander War: Assets
    Hjoichi penetrates deeply into Eastlander territory with the expert aid of his troops to rendesvous with his covert operations group.

    The Eastlander War: Jonathan
    Hjoichi gains information on the possibility of fomenting Eastlander civil strife.

    A gap here exists in the narrative record, wherein Olsen meets with a man named Jonathan, and also Olsen, in company of others, lays low the High Mage, the Eastlander War escalates and then fizzles into a war of attrition… and then....

    The Eastlander War: Marshmallows
    Hjoichi dies to Rass.



  • His head hurt. Not a small amount. But a very serious amount. He wasn't sure if it was cracked or not. But the sound was gone. That infernal sound had finally stopped and his mind could begin it's workings once more.

    Slowly shaking his head to clear it, if ever it would clear again, he rose to his feet. It felt like ages since he rose to his feet, though his muscles were still there and still did respond to his wishes.

    Where was he? The angle of the light through the feathery clouds was familiar. The color of the earth and the stone in the buildings about were familiar. But everything was arranged in different way and his mind would not fix upon the memory.

    The old man took a sharp breath through his nostrils. Peltarch? Again?



  • bumped for:

    The Eastlander War: Jonathan

    (I have many more Eastlander War stories… in general I'm sooo behind on stories... I have bits and pieces of ancient hjoichi stories too. Sooner or later. But for now the Eastlander War stories are getting priority).



  • Bump, posted Hjoichi Dies… Eastlander War: marshmallows.

    //see first post to get current stories etc.



  • Bump:

    Posted The Eastlander War: Assets



  • Bump:

    Posted Missing Boy



  • Bump.

    Here is where I posted the story about Chessakahn and Emma Lavindo's Return.



  • Hjoichi Olsen… dead?

    There has been no word of Olsen. He had travelled south as was his recent wont. But there were no clue on his return. He'd led a few travels deep into orc lands, some said as far as Mintas. But it has been long since his old bald head were seen about Mermaid. Perhaps he left too quickly on an excursion in the south. Perhaps he was lost to his Menacers. Regardless, it's been well over four months since he's been seen in Peltarch or other lands…

    Maybe he's gone native, deep in the Kobold foothills as before... or maybe not... none know...



  • Here is where I posted "Some downtime."

    Basically a little story to sort of make up for a bit of absence from Narf while I'm doing some on-site work away from my studio. Sort of to keep the shakes at bay.



  • Here is where I posted "A threat delivered."



  • Here is where I posted Cut down in the Druid Glen.



  • Here is where I posted the Return of Hjoichi Olsen: part 1



  • After an 11 month absence from Narfell I posted Hjoichi's return: Prologue



  • Here is where I posted Hjoichi's Dream: the Stag Aflame



  • Awesome. Howcome I did not see this post until now. Even though I didn't say most of the text there you wrote out what I probably would have heheh.

    Wooo keep up the good story writing there. I wanna see more of what Hjo gets into.



  • 👏 👏 👏

    Very good story again. Proves that you don't need to save the world in order to have a good adventure.



  • Bump

    Here is where I posted Sharing a Beer with Hjoichi Olsen…

    It's interesting to note that I had written the previous stories without knowing I could get BG XP for a story. Thus... you have Hjoichi's story... which probably falls into the "I have a lightning-bolt shaped scar on my forehead" category. I hope to resolve this very soon and make Hjoichi legit, but as you can see I've been running with this for some time. Stay tuned.



  • Bump.

    Here is where I posted Baiting Ogres or Ogre Bait?



  • Ha very nice little story you have for him there. But …

    Gets Kalis to swing his greatsword tearing a kobold to shreads

    And there is your answer your characters sword problem, Heheh. Keep up the good stuff man. Oh and by the way perhaps you could make the background black and the text white or gray or something. White is just to bright. Looks to much like one of those science information websites which just goes on to long.



  • Thanks for the comments and encouragement. There will be more I'm pretty sure.

    It's probably better to print out than read on screen 'cause it's so long. If you read on screen, best to change the width of your browser so that there are between nine and twelve words on a line (will make it scroll more but will be easier to read).

    Marlena: Yeah that was great fun! Most fun he's had since arriving in Jiyyd.