Mushrooms are bad, Mkay
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Word spreads of horrible giant mushrooms appearing places at night. They're large, they glow! But they're not magical. They make people who get close go insane, and attack others.
Recently, the cows all slaughtered each other. A mushroom was blamed!
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Word spreads, somewhat quieter that maybe ALL the cow deaths were not caused by other cows. Mushrooms are bad, man.
