The Toss 'N Thrust Eve - Saturday 29th
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The Lucky Ferret Inn proudly presents a night of drinking, dancing, debauchery and sheer physical violence:
The Toss 'N Thrust Eve!
The Slingshot Dunkin' Duel - two contestants square off, each equipped with a sling and standing on a plank of wood above a barrel of water. The challenge is to be the first to hit the target above the other's head, triggering the plank to fall and your opponent to drop into watery humiliation! Thongs provided by the house. //one roll for initiative (reflex) to see which player gets first throw, then dexterity. First to score a predecided dex DC wins.
The Thrust-A-Lot Dance-Off - a mixture of raw, hip-thrusting power and creative dance moves, this challenge involves knocking over a dummy with sheer pelvic force, aswell as impressing our savvy judges! Loin cloths provided by the house. //strength roll + perform, and naturally, emotes which amuse the three judges will get bonus points.
The Pork 'N Skewer - our melee contest features the simplest and most thrust-friendly of weaponry, the spear. In tribal hunting leathers, wooden shield and spear, only spear, or for the truly ballsy, two spears - the contestants fight it out for the coveted title of Ferret Champion. All equipment provided by the house, and standard house rules - no healing, no hiding, no holding //non-magical equipment only, non-offensive spells only, no invisibility or healing spells.
Event time: Saturday 29th, 11 in the evening GMT +1 / 5 pm est
Mead! Wenches! Partial Nudity! Excessive Violence and Shiny Prizes! Come one, come all!
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Starting in a half hour from this post!
