3. Norel Glangak

Norel Glangak

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    Char name: Norel Glangak
    Player account: Johant

    Crows caw in the distance…

    The dawn sun spreads a red glow over a misty battlefield...

    Looking at the bodies, one can see that most carry an emblem that
    reads "The Highly Irregulars" Judging from the amount of
    dead orcs and ogres, the Highly Irregulars didn't go quietly into
    the night.

    A crow lands on a dead soldier, and starts to pick at his eye ball...

    FLONK!

    As the feathers rain down from the sky, a dwarf walks up, cranking his crossbow

    "Dat'll teach ye sum respect fe tha deid, ye cur!"

    The dwarf looks down at the fallen comrade at his feet.

    "Ach laddie, I told ye it were nea gonna be pretty, but this time,
    were more to it than the usual.

    the dwarf starts to dig
    Two ten yars, an' Ah ain't ever seen such an ambush in all
    of Thar....
    digs
    It's almost like them thar orcs knew we be comin' this way.
    digs
    But tha' cannae be, we only got tha order ta move 'ere last mornin'...
    digs
    Guess even tha uglys gotta get lucky sometime...
    drags the body into the shallow grave

    "Well, tha be about all Ah can be doin' fer ya laddie."

    a twig breaks, the dwarf grabs his crossbow, and in one smooth
    motion turns and drops, leveling the crossbow at the sound

    "Don't shoot Sarge! It's me! Corporal Adams!"
    "Fe farks sake, laddie! Ah darn near turned ye into a pin cushion!
    If'n ye be doin' tha again, Ah'll shoot a bolt right up ye arse, just riiight up, ye maggot!"
    "Yes, Sarge! Never again, Sarge!"
    "Well, donnae just be standin' there! Wha' ye doin' 'ere! The 22nd is nae
    part of this 'ere campaign..Well?! "
    "Err...th..the General! He sent me to call you back."
    "Aye, well it be a bit late for tha' laddie..."
    "Yes, but you see...err...it's Major Bloodnok...he's done a runner, taken
    the entire units wages with him he has.."

    the dwarf freezes in his tracks

    "Major Bloodknock.....the same curr tha' sent us on this....looks over the
    mayhem    ....little trip."
    "Yeah, that would be him Sarge."
    "'ere laddie. the dwarf tosses the shovel to the stunned corporal Ye got some
    work ta do..."
    "But...but....what will I tell the General?...Sarge?"
    "There were nae any survivors..."

    the dwarf takes his pack and starts to walk, humming a tune

    "We're the Highly Irregulars, we'll kill you in so many ways....."

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