3. *A tale about a dwarf called stubs and his friend bill*

*A tale about a dwarf called stubs and his friend bill*

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    Elidor spends a couple of days singing this tale and teaching it to everyone that shows interesst….

    This is a tale, an epic tale
    about a smelly dwarf
    that farted and drank ale.

    He had a friend, bill was the name
    Big and redish, a balor they say!
    Stubs, the dwarf, was always ready
    to smite with bill all kind of evil.

    Seen Stubs riding the balor
    and drinking and laughing
    like any other warrior.

    Bill the balor was always joking
    that human women didnt
    want to touch him.

    Stubs the hero dwarf
    had the same problem.
    He was no devil
    but the smell was horrid.

    Both were well known
    both were good allies
    everyone loved
    the balor bill brandies.

    All was ideal
    they never argued
    but a fatidic day
    bill drank Stubs ale.

    The dwarf was all mad
    entered a rampage
    and the good of bill
    had to leave and cry.

    It may be a legend
    it may be true
    but Stubs ale noone touches
    of that I'm pretty sure.