Rumors Swirl
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_The air of peace and well-being that followed the fall of the Hungry One seems to vanish. Suddenly the town seems to be holding its breath and waiting. The Militia seem particularly on edge, oddly seemed to welcome getting out of the barracks and great hall and out on patrols or gate duty.
Rumors are everywhere….
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FitzSqee has killed Colonel Albryanna in a duel and is in negotiations with Dwin to become the new head of the militia.
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Aelthas was seen walking through the streets of Peltarch in the rain, a Shou scroll in his hands. He was looking for an eastern vampire named Lee Ho Fook, who he plans to ask to make him a vampire too.
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Brendel's crawling, disembodied hand has returned from the grave to seek revenge and is killing dwarves one by one. It is doing this to win the love of Kresha Vinland.
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A horde of evil trees that spew negative energy sap are mustering in the old Norwick ruins. When the druids give a signal, they will burst into town and kill everyone.
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Just'ene is alive and working as a piano player in Phlan. She will return to lead a crusade to retake Jiyyd, then depose Dwin.
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Tindra is not really Tindra, but Ardnit. Ardnit is an old empire golem built to re-establish the empire after the great disaster. The Dark Enchantress has activated her, and soon she will sterilize all life in the Rawlinswood, then activate a hidden golem factory.
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Stubs is actually Kanen Hightower in disguise. He will protect us all.
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Because Hin are taking all the good jobs, Dwin will soon make a major speech declaring war on the Silver Valley and a 50 gp bounty for halfling ears.
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FitzSqee has won the heart of Aspera Chillwind. They will be married in the spring.
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Dwin is resigning and Ostromog will be the new chancellor.
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Albryanna is resigning and Locrian will take over as Colonel.
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Aramuil is resigning, revealing himself as a lich, and then will kill us all.
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Aramuil is Elminster. Dwin will expose in in a major speech within days._
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@4cb4285385=MexicanCookie:
@4cb4285385=SickFish:
Benji is actually a clone of himself. It all happened on that long trip he took a while back.
Benji comments
What? That doesn't make any <g>farking</g> sense. What else would I be a clone of if I'm not a clone of myself? Somebody else? Who's coming up with this goofy <g>shite</g> anyways?
Clone Benji and Doppleganger Benji and Iillusionary Doppleganger Benji all got into a swearing contest to win Tylanas heart. Nobody knows who one but everyone was very offended and confused afterward.
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@1755462be0=SickFish:
Benji is actually a clone of himself. It all happened on that long trip he took a while back.
Benji comments
What? That doesn't make any <g>farking</g> sense. What else would I be a clone of if I'm not a clone of myself? Somebody else? Who's coming up with this goofy <g>shite</g> anyways?
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_Rumors have it that Senator Ronan has received a special award from the Bardic College for being Peltarch's "Greatest Oral Talent".
The male bards who bestowed this award on him mention that his speeches were a minor part of the award, referring mostly to his fellatious ability to persuade citizens to vote for causes he sponsored.
Another quickly chimed in about his ability to keep the "balls rolling" as to maintain active interest and vocal support from all members of the Jewel's Senate._
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@e74802d0b5=SummonerX:
Zanetar is said to receive daily spankings from senator Ronan in his cell up in Peltarch.
Ronan and Zanetar both like it. Kinky Senator.
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@c4e392c389=SummonerX:
Albryanna is actually a blonde, but uses cantrips to make her hair black
This practice has been widespread lately in the lands of Faerun. Experts named it Artificial Intelligence.
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_Albryanna is actually a blonde, but uses cantrips to make her hair black
Dwin is actually two inches shorter than what he says he is. The spreader of this rumor says to use their imagination.
Aramuil once made out with Rass. He was nearly swallowed whole in the process.
Zanetar is said to receive daily spankings from senator Ronan in his cell up in Peltarch.
Benji invented a portable toilet. Grag is said to have used it twice and it broke.
Shannon came to Norwick to do stand up comedy last week.
Quelcoth chuckled lightly. It nearly imploded the earth._
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Zanetar is alive and free.
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Jerrick catches wind of the rumors, and facepalms mightily. He had so far managed to be left out, and groaned at the face that it had to be Aelthas. . . before commenting that his armor wasn't pink enough for Aelthas's tastes.
Or raw enough.
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Elyl has given up drinking, smoking, swearing and womanizing to pursue poetry, painting and feng shui interior design!
Another rumor circulating is that there may be a bidding war between Peltarch, the Hoaran Camp and the demons in Jiyyd for syndication rights to have “The Mighty Polymorphin Power Rangers” re-enact their victory over Goldar on a periodic basis. Whether they will compete in prime time against “Norwick Fight Night” is unknown at this time and Rawlinswood executives could not be reached for comment. Please stay tuned to your regional Narfell town crier for more details!
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_The Dolvaks are opening an orphanage in Peltarch. They will be feeding the orphans with the meat from the rodents their Extermination business provides.
They will also be clothing them in finery made from the gray pelts salvaged from the carcasses._
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Maya is organizing a coup, similar to what Koreth did, to take over Peltarch. She will have the Senate dismissed, relegated as advisors, or beheaded. She will declare herself Queen.
Her daughter Yana is prowling for a husband and wants to start a family.
Myrrha the shape shifter is now turning into a much larger dragon, and terrorizing those who would cut down certain trees in the forest.
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_Benji is actually a clone of himself. It all happened on that long trip he took a while back.
Peltarch plans to announce voting on a new king or queen soon so they can actually make some decisions, the senate ambitiously plans to finalize the project in the next 100 years.
Jerrick and Aelthas are lovers, but everyone already new that.
Tindra and Aelthas have a baby who is the first recorded wear-cat-wolf
The Dark Enchantress and Grag are finally getting serious and she's pressuring him for a ring. He's likly to fold soon.
Kenton Seth and Aramuil had an arm wrestling match over who gets controll of Peltarch: Aramuil won._
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And there was much rejoic-…er... facepalming.
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It is official: The MIGHTY POLYMORPHING POWER RANGERS saved Norwick from the complete and utter destruction at the hands of the evil Goldar.
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On his regular trips to gather supplies, Calen writes down all the rumors heard and repeats them to his two friends upon his return. The three laugh hysterically as some some seem to void others…
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Aramuil smirks when he hears the rumors and then goes back to…whatever nefarious things he was up to before.
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shakes her head at the rumors as she hears them
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How do make a werecreature safe? Give it a collar.
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_Everyone's favorite banite can be seen sitting near the south fire, listening to all the rumours and chuckling darkly while enjoying an earl grey tea.
In completely unrelated rumors:
Aelthas has a bad case fleas and ticks.
The Hungry One's brother-in-law, The Full One, is heard to be plotting revenge against all who dropped a house on his brother.
Raryldor wears a helm all the time now because he accidentally was changed into a woman, though most still might not notice the difference.
It is heard that Rith is actually one of the many Manshoon clones.
Mariston Thel and Locrian are engaged to be married, but are secretly using the ceremony as a cover to overthrow Norwick.
Thorn made love with an illithid. It is even said that he liked it.
Albryanna prefers women.
The Fool has returned and is seeking all his former employees._
