Telli's Children Book... Log Report?!?
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Death of a Thunden
The caverns deep within Ostromog’s mines rung out with battle as a group of Legionnaires accompanied by friends toiled in the remnants of the earthen elementals domain.
“We got bugbears on our tail…!”
“Benji, lock the doors behind us!”
“Who set that trap…!”
The group began their press deep into the caverns to get samples of the corrupt stones deep within. Quickly the press became scattered with Bugbears attacking their rear flank at every turn.
“Deepers down we gottedededs ta go…” Telli uttered. She knew that their only chance for advantage was to push forward and redirect their advance through the mines deeper. Grog took point with Telli as Troff guarded the groups rear.
“Dids dats wall juss movedededs…?!?” Telli spouted half uncertain. She knew at any moment deep in these caverns the walls themselves could come to life and swipe at you. “Living Walls” was the description she often explained to her dwarven kin.
“No Telli… it didn’t” Anor uttered from beneath her helm.
“Oh okee… goods…” Telli muffled as she walked into the leg of an elemental construct.
“However, THAT one is!” Anor shouted as the group began to cut divots into the beasts legs until it crumpled. Telli rolled out from the cascading rocks just in time to avoid its crushing weight.
“What was that?” Someone uttered.
“I hear small feet!?” Feather uttered close to Thorn’s presence.
“Der juss gobbers…” Telli spouted as the group let arrows loose towards their targets.
Around the bend was when the groups trip took a turn for the worse…
Grog took off sprinting into the room of imps never noticing the shifting in the wall just past them.
“Mr Grog! Ders anoder’un a dems ROCKS CRITTERS!” Telli shouted as she swung her massive stone slab left and right sending a few imps against the wall to their demise. Moments later another imp whispered and flapped its wings towards Telli’s legs as she tripped skidding towards the large rock construct.
THOOM
The dense rock fists bit into Telli’s back sending shards of bark to the air.
“Cover Telli!” Anor shouted amongst the chaos.
**THOOM
Another slam against Telli’s back exposed the bark and dented her armor into her spine as she squeeled.
“TELLI!” The words echoed as the beast stood over her pounding her backside into the hard cold ground.
THOOM
“Chauntea…”
**_THOOM
“Savedededs….Tell…”
**_THOOM
When Telli’s eyes opened she glanced around to the cold erie place that she now resided.
“Where… is Telli?” She uttered so unfamiliar with death, that the sheer quiet and loneliness of it all entered her presence like a numbing dagger to the heart.
“Your… dead…” Cassius uttered to the stumpy dwarf before him.
“oh…” Telli responded looking around huddled into herself. “Where’s… miss Chauntea…?”
“Call out to her… I’m sure she’ll hear your beckon?”
“…Telli triedededs dats… it no workedededs…”
“gods cannot always hear the calling of their name… even by their most faithful a servants.”
“…okee… Telli triedededs…Miss Chauntea… is yuh der?”
Nothing. Nothing stirred, and all was chilling quiet. The corner of Telli’s eyes began to water.
“Fear not dwarf. Often gods perception of time is not that of our own…be patient.”
The words echoed through Telli’s psyche and she gripped her fists together balling up her anticipation into something she could control and squeeze. For all the waiting she mustered was that of a five year olds comprehension.
“Telli gonna sits heres and waitededes….” Telli eased into a cross legged position just outside the gates leading into the ethereal air. Just then a familiar man walked up to the gates behind her.
“Waiting too? Are you new here… I don’t remember seeing you here before…” Hammerhand replied.
“No… dis Telli’s firsts times here…”
“Is that tree new?” Hammerhand motioned to a tree off in the corner of the ethereal plane.
“Ums… Telli nots sures…”
The pair walked up to the tree as the warmth of a dozen springs poured from the trees presence and the breeze of a dozen summer engulfed their forms. Just then the air grew calm and before the pair was the radiant aura of Chauntea herself.
“…Welcome home faithful servant…”
Telli stood there her gaping mouth the only introduction she could resound. Her brain crunched the plethora of options she could have uttered seeing her goddess face to face for the first time… sadly the only response she could spew forth was one of utter remorse and repentance.
“…Telli sorries miss Chauntea…”
She thrusted her body at Chauntea’s wrapping her arms around her and spitting forth all her pent up regrets and sorrow.
“…Telli sorry aboutededs da riva… aboutededs all da tings Telli didedededs durings da N’jasts war… durings da days afta… Telli sorry she no livededs betta life…Telli sorries she no telledededs more peoples aboutedededs miss Chauntea earlier ons!”
”Be calm…” Chauntea wrapped her arms around Telli as the stillness of a thousand meadows engulfed Telli’s presence. “…You were and continue to be… forgiven… don’t speak another word on those tings anymore…” She began to wipe the tears from Telli’s rolly polly cheeks. Telli sunk her head further into Chauntea’s belly sobbing uncontrollably. Hammerhand snapped out of his swooning of the goddess beauty long enough to compose himself into a kneeling posture before the goddess.
”What… did you want to ask me Telli?”
“Telli… wanted ta knows… cans… Telli comededs livededs wid Chauntea nows… Telli neva diedededs afore… Telli no know whats happens next…”
Clutching onto Chauntea’s waist tightly Telli felt as though the very release of the womans waist would mean the departure from her embrace forever.
”Well… you can do one of two things… go back… and… live a happy life… fighting among your friends… returning to me once more the bitterness of the blade eats into you too deeply. You could go back… coming back once you’ve lived a happy life… full of grey hair…” Chauntea swiped at one of Telli’s pigtails playfully. ”Or… you could come with me… to tend to a field I have placed aside for you… walking side by side planting seeds… waiting, watching… never to engauge with Toril again… watching birth to death… never again engauging with the ones you loved and have loved you…”
“What… does yuh wants Telli ta do miss Chauntea?”
”That’s up to you my faithful servant… you’ve earned both choices by the tears, blood, and sweat of your back. You’ve endured what others have not, nor ever overcome… but in the end… you must decide.”
Telli stood there staring at her feet sighing at the burden of such a decision.
“…No’un lovededs Telli likedededs yuh does miss Chauntea… nots me parents… no husbandededs… nots evens me kin lovededs Telli as much as Chauntea… only peoples comededs close is be broders and sisters in da Legion. Buh… if Telli diedededs… and deys nots here wid her… dens… deys musts be okee huh? Telli seens lots a ems growedededs likedededs da trees… weaks little saplings somes a ems… buh wid pertections and food…dey grow… and der roots strongs nows… mebbe dey… no need Telli no more. Chauntea… Telli wanna be wid yuhs FEREVA!”
The stout dwarf smiles dopely as the tears swell in her eyes and stream down her cheeks.
”Very well… although… should you decide to come with me… you will not be able to say goodbye to your friends… they will never see the countenance of your face again…”
“Dat okee… Telli tink…” She looks down at her feet sighing. “… Tink somes Telli’s friends mebbe say she selfish fer nots comings backs anyways…”
Suddenly Chauntea reaches out her hand and cups it as a blinding white light appears. Shielding her eyes, Telli squints… Hammerhand however is struck with blindess before he’s able to cshut his eyes.
”If you wish then humble servant… take my hand… and we will enter your eternal fields together…”
A stumpy palm reaches out to meet Chauntea’s hand as she cups it with a dopey grin. One eye meets the tree’s trunk as her other lazy eye catches Hammerhand in the corner of it.
“Telledededs dems all Telli’s in a betta place and wid Chauntea nows Mr Hammerhand!…”
Telli follows Chauntea within the beam of light as would a child following her mother with full pride and sense of security.
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((Jan. 11th, 2009))
Report Thirty Two - Forget Me Not
"Tink Chauntea know Telli's heart and showings signs she understand Telli's fright. Today on trips ta Peltarch a shafts a light came ta da grounds and somes forget-me-nots sproutedededs froms da ground in a matta a seconds…
Dis make Telli heart warm, and tink mebbe dis Hungry One war gonna be alrights in da ends... Juss need keep clear head."
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((Jan. 11th, 20099))
Report Thirty One – Ogre Patrol
“Legi, Vander, Grog, and couple oder recruits and lower rankings officers did GREAT jobs on lasts patrols… listenedededs ta Telli WONDERFULLIES! Formed lines well, shifted ta flanks wells, shottedededs froms range wells. Evens listen ta Telli when say makedededs sure no carry no more ore den can run wid. Did field tests ta makedededs sures troops listenedededs and not juss lettededededs Telli’s words go throughs der ears… and yellededededs “Okee boys, lets see how well you listen ta ordererers… FULL SPRINT ta da Ogre Kettle we PASSEDEDEDS.” And dey all sprintedededs in rank and file and none slackedededs ahind… was so proudededs a dems recruits and officers. Only’un lackedededs ahind was nots a Legionnaire… Sad was KIN… need speakedededs ta him aboutedededs nots gettings himself boggedededs down wid ore and fall ahind… buh Legion, GOOD JOBS! HUWWAH!
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((Jan. 10th, 2009))
Report Thirty – BAD OMEN
“Today was bad bad bad… Mr Caelian stoppedededs Telli in da Crafting hall a Peltarch and saidedededs needededs ta talks wid Telli. First come good news… Caelian a foder… Not know if it gonna be a boys or girl. Buh like gentle sprinkle, da news turned ta downpours. Mr Caelian toldededs Telli aboutedededs somes rituals he went throughs where he hangedededs himself in a tree for three days and enteredededs a slumber. If he survive he becomedededs enlightenedededs like oder Druids afore him. Eder way Telli tell him dis ritual sounds retardedededs.
He Warn Telli dough… said a Spirit versions a Telli comedededs ta him in a dream, and warnedededs hims ta warn Real Telli… saidededs sometings aboutedededs fallings… and dis times like afore… and dat sorta ting…and it relatedededs ta da Hungry’un War.
Telli worriedededs… does fall mean dead ta da Hungry’un… cause dat Telli can handles… or he mean FALL, like what happen afore N’jast war… Telli VERY worried. VERY worried…
Telli spokedededs wid Mr Z… sortings outs affairs… if FALL from grace agains…. Juss hopedededs it over sometings dat savedededs da worlds… and not ova sometings stupidededs likedededs lass times. And if not FALL buh DIE…. Wull… Telli givings Mr Z Telli's keys ta Telli's chests and a lists for Telli's tings ta be passedededs outs ta Telli's lovedededs’uns. Cause if Telli diedededs… ain’t comings backs less Chauntea herself telledededs Telli ta do so fer some grand reasons…
Telli hatedededs ill omens froms friends no talks to in many many months… Stupid Caelian!”
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((Jan. 10th, 2010))
Report Twenty Nine - Hungry One's Forces Strengthen
"Was in Norwick when heardededs somes Legion broder and sisters was in da woods patrollings da bugger bears… Telli tookedededs Vander wid her ta makedededs sures dey was okee. Foundededs ems and dey seemedededs fines. General Lytes was wid dems, dey saidededededs deys saws somes odd tings in da woods… likedededs a ancient deader bear and oder tins follerings ems in da shadows… we thoughts mebbe was somes dems ghostie wolfies…
Eder way, only real ting a note ta mention in report on way back was one a dose bugger bear undeaders was standings in our way froms da gates a Norwicks. Wasn’ts anytings extrodinarily harmfuls… buh da sucker WOULD NOT DIES. Mr Grog and Telli and a handful a oders each struck da ting well over twenty times each afore da sucker fell ta da grounds! If we encountedededs much more dems togeders in one area… da shyte really gonna hittedededs da fans… dey tie up folks fer long times!
Troops, PRIORITIZES yer targets… strong and deadliers tings FIRST!”
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((Dec. 19th, 2009))
@b2667ba799=Taerinn:
((I ROFL'ed HARD over the pic of Dwin and Aramuil….I think I want that for a background now!!!
Awesome work! this is by far the best posts I've read about IC stuff))
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((Nov. 30th, 2009))
Report Twenty Eight – Delicate Ecosystem
“Da trip ta da orc caves was likededs any oder… Miss Marie, Mr Wog and Telli wentededs ders ta gets coppa ands ta cull der numbers. Tings gots weird whens Telli and miss Marie heardededs noises froms da big room. In da chaos and da fighting we almosts missededs da scurring and noises froms above. We evens almosts leftededs widouts findings da source….
Buh as we lefts… Telli heardededs its AGAINS… more scurrings and scamperings… we lookededs arounds agains… when we gottededs ta da big openings agains all da orc bodies was missings….and… dat sections in da backs a da cave… juss pass da coppa rocks… was glowings….der was wards arounds da openings… Mr Wog saidededs he recognizededs its as wards against the livings… ta blok passages and keeps da undeads safes… I pouredededs positives energy inta da wards till dey broke… buh da passage behind was empty. It meants whereva da deader ting ran off ta it was in dis cavern stills…
As we wentedededs furder inta da caves we saws somes mists and lookedededs ups… somes pale lookings girls hissedededs downs at Telli… I toldededs ems ta come downs and play den tossededs a rock at ems… dey scampered across da ceilings inta somes holes in da ceilings…
We decidededs ta runs ups da passage and try ta findededs ems afore deys gots aways… We went ups two levels untils we camedededs ta da openings a da cave reached out ta da water sidededs of da orcy fields. Looking out towards the cavern mouth was dis feller in armor.
”Ahhh… my mortal foe…”
“Da orcs…or da SUN feller?”
Dats when da creature turned to talks wid us…
”Why do you hunt these beasts…”
“Cause deys deservededs no quarters… deys triedededs ta rape Jiyyd fer years and startededs one a da worsts wars we seens afore da N’jasts war… cause a dats dey deservededs no more pity dens whats on da end a da pike….arse end first!”
”I believe these orcs come from Damara, Though I doubt their record there is any more sterling.
I gruntededs at da mans words certain der fate was fairs…
_”As you say… the crimes of a race pollute all its members….
Orcish blood is a bitter tonic, assuredly… but it does have some uses.”_
“Know anytings aboutededs ems pale women scamperings across da cave ceilings?”
”Yes, they were gathering the orcs you slew. A mighty boon you did them, too, for they would never have slain so many themselves.”
“So yuh da masta…or juss anoder puppet?”
Aboutededs dens is whens Mr Wog and Miss Scuttle startededs ta whisper wid one anoder and ta Telli. “Think we can take him? We should at least try.” “We HAVE to TRY!”
Wid dose words Telli dug one foot inta da dirt ready ta lung after its… buh not afore Telli guagedededs da danger. Da armored figures was purdy mean lookings ands strongs… buh… we leasts had da safety a sun peekings inta da cavern. If we neededes ta flee would be okee… IF we made it outta da cave… So Telli decidededs ta try… and wid dat Telli runnedededs as hard as she could at da beast yellings….
“Guess we need ta try! RUN FOR DA LIGHT IF YUH NEED TA MR WOG AND MISS MARIE. RAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHH!!!”
Da creatures movements were so fasts he juss dodgedededs Telli’s sword and Mr Wog’s easy… we both triedededs ta grab hims and push hims ta da light. He flippededs onto da ceiling and backs down ahind us sneering.
“DIES ALREADY YUH CURSEDEDS TING!”
”And if I die to you priestess… what then… I am IMMORTAL!”
Juss dens miss Marie shoutededes…
”TELLI…. HEAL THE BEAST!”
“Telli CAN’TS! USEDEDEDS ITS ALL DA BREAKS EMS WARDS!”
“Dammit!” Miss Marie spit and cursed.
”You know not where I take my slumber!”
“Don’t matta! One less day yuhs breaths!”
Telli and dat ting tangled fer long time… Mr Wog hadedes ta break off he was almosts deadededs…and I didn’ts havededs any mores blessings ta helpededs hims. Telli gulpedes a LOTTA potions and a few powders… buh… sadly Chauntea’s blessings was slippings.
”I will take one of you with me to the GRAVE… But only I will rise again!”
Dats when da creature turned all his attention onta Marie and slashededs her stomach, den her throat, dens pushededs her back as she fell likedededs a rag dolls… he lungedededs likedededs a bloodlust crazy… buh…he wasn’ts fasts enoughs dis days…
Telli scribbles a picture to the side of her report.
Telli juss barely wedgedededs herself and her wooden shield atween dat sucker and miss Marie. Fightings wid its and reaching fer me pockets Telli managededs ta squish some berries onta miss Scuttles cheek. She woke…and Telli yellededs…
”RUN MARIE!”
Telli foughtededs wid dats creature somes more tryings ta buys Mr Wog and Miss Scuttle somes times…
”Your god keeps you standing… but for how much longer?”
Juss dens Mr Wog yelpedededs…
“He’s REGENERATING!”
“YUH PISSINGS TELLI OFF!” MR WOG, MISS MARIE! OUTTA DA CAVE…. NOW!”
”Hide in the sunlight then!
Telli shovededs hims in da chest and toldededs hims dis ain’ts ova… we madededs its out inta da sun… buh…its was settings soons…so we drugs our bodies backs ta towns… Miss Scuttle and Mr Wog wasn’ts in good shapes….buh…dey was alivededs. Least… Mr Raul nots needededs ta comes afta Telli fer gettings his new wife kilts and turnedededs inta a vampire… so… da day not SO bad. Telli not really likededs sneaks… specially ones good at pokings her in her soft spots…
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((Oct. 25th, 2009))
Report Twenty Seven - Dead line the walls.
"Spokedededs wid Miss Lycka and Mr Aelthas and Mr Ronan and Mr terren and miss Hedia by da Norwicks fires a few days past. We all decidededs ta go ta da bigger Norwicks crypts lookings fer dis vampire gnome deys was talkings abouts… while in der dems stupids cursable undead was after dems pages we foundededs. Mr Ronan saidededs ALL da pages is founds. Da Kelemvorites havedededs a lots...buh Oscura hasedededs more.
Anyways... da crypts walls and ceiling and floor seemedededs ta pour deaders forms its... deys nearly drownedededs us where we stood wid der numbas... even Mr Ronan was havings a lotta troubles wid all dese suckers! Den....da wholes crypts fillededs wid dis red mists and it gottededs so thicks! It evens lashedededs outs at us... triedededs ta drain us and weaken us. Telli suspectededs dis da same mists dat now boderings Norwicks...
Eventually der numbas was juss too muchs... one a dems dread wraths we seens in Oscura's towa came down a passage and blamededes Telli fer all da mess dats was releasedededs...and saidededs we would be mprisionedededs soon enoughs if nothings was dones! It ran off afore Telli could puts its down ta its final restededs. Da oders was purdy certains dey had enoughs and wantededs ta gits outs fasts as we coulds... so we ran all da way backs ta da crypts where it leadededs backs topsidededs....buh... juss afore we gottededs ta da stairs topsidededs... dis gas spilledededs inta da cooridors blockings our passage....
As da air bubbledededs and burnedededs it got harder ta see and we was trappedededs.... dats when da wails and flesh a da dead startedededs ta form togeders and dis awakenedededs spirit in armor rose froms ahind us... some'un yelledededs "DA PASSAGE IS CLEAR LETS GO!"....buh MR Terren musta nots heardededs its!....He startededes fightings da critter...
Telli recognizededes dis deader knight....was hard ta hits and as nasty as dems deaders we foughts in da losty city. It lamost killedededs Terren... if it weren't fer Telli. I tossededs hims ahind Telli likedededs lump ragdool and started layings inta da critter wid all Telli's might and strength form Chauntea... evens drankedededs a fasty feet potion...Da sucka didn'ts lastededs longs... deys neva does when Chauntea's mights da strongests!...
Was purdy quiets afta dats and we madedededs our way backs home ta licks our wounds...
If any'un gottededs advice on fightings dis mist dats suckings da life of folks...Telli's all ears!.."
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((Oct. 19th, 2009))
Report Twenty Six - Trouble in the Cold Caves
"Telli wents wid Miss Linnie, Mr Bel, Colin, and good Ol Stubs ta da Coldy caves ta lookededs fer ore. Everyting was goings purdy smoothlies till we gottedededs all da way down ta da bottoms a da cave… We decidededs ta lookededs around fer one a dems coldy necklaces deys hidededs around ders... Telli foundededs a few oder tings in da pillar dens normals and snaggedededs ems....dats when da whole caverns begans ta shakedededs. A giant rock critter came crawlings outta dats hole in da middle a da openings... Was a purdy tough'un likedededs under Ostromog's mines.. buh was madededs of all crystals. We managedededs ta killedededs its.....Stubs almost as good at holdings lines as Telli is!
We ran all da way topsidededs dodging fallings rocks and ice. Woulda ran all da ways outta ders if it weren't fer almosts smackings right inta dis winged angel like lady. Her eyes were bound and blood trailed behind her... she wouldn't answer us and she flailedededs aroundededs likedededs she was blind or sometings. She pulled her longsword from her backside and shuffled by us, touching each a us in da face causing ALL our wounds ta go aways. Telli triedededs ta return da favor ta her....buh... it only helpededs a little and den her wounds camedededs backs...
Da rests a da group wanted ta rests or leaves....buh Telli juss KNEW dats lady was der ta fightedededs sometings worse den dat rock critter we seens! She took off...and so did Telli... we follered her all da way down until she ran through a wall ghost likedededs. Despite da group groaning and whinings Telli draggedededs ems ALL da way BACK ta da big room we leftedededs. Sure enough at da end a da hall da angel lady stood there almost staring ats sometings....even dough it nots hadedededs eyes. She began ta whisper blessings froms da sky and was reading fer a battle... Telli and da oders was purdy beats by dis point...buh was no time ta restedededs.
Hissing came from da chasm in da middle and we all approached... dats when dis giant ancient lookings warmachine camedededs outta da chasm. It growled and the woman didn'ts flinch and charged the beast... We flankedededs its and buried our swords inta its side dat when it started gettings pissedededs wid Telli. Was a long and toughs fight buh da lady gottededs her blade wedged atween its ankle and knee and deliverededededs da finals blow ta its. Afta da creature died da lady collapsedededs ta da ground and turned ta dust!
Da creature hadedededs all sorta weird marks all ova its...and steam poured outta its stone and metal body. Telli triedededs ta rip its arm off ta drag backs fer Mr Benji ta see. Dats.....when.....its hissedededs a LOTS....and blew ups in Colin, Stub and Telli's face. Telli yelledededs "Look OU-"... buh was too latedededs... Telli rolledededs on da ground barely getting blasted in da backs...buh... Colin and Stubs got knockedededs ta der rump almosts deads... Telli hadededs ta revivedededs ems quicks... almost lostedededs ems.
Afta we regained our barings we noticedededs da creature was blown ta ittty bitty bitty pieces...buh what was evens weirders... da creature left a scorch mark in da ground when its explodededs in da shapedededs of a claweded hands reaching fer da sun.
Da rumbling stoppedededs afta dats deader ting.... buh....Telli not tinks dis da last a dis...or not know whats startedededs its... so... tink we needededs ta plan a trips der and climbs inta dat chasm ta exploredededs whats goings ons! Will writedededs mores when learn mores...."
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((Oct. 4th, 2009))
Report Twenty Five - Earth Plane
"Telli tookedededs somes folks includings a lotta legionaries ta da Earth Planes. Sorta forgottededs ta remindededs folks how da boulders in da plane shiftededs yuhs froms location ta locations…. long story shorts Mr Theaon needededs ta haves his earth elementals repairs a links ta da boulders dats Mr Grag smashedededs tryings ta gits ta us....Mr Grog diededs...
If need rune and wants ta be fillededs in how dey workedededs betta see Telli..."
Below is a crude drawing of the runes surface...
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((Oct. 2nd, 2009))
Report Twenty Four - Legion accused, Portal Found
"On recent trips ta undeaders Mr Ronan, Miss Linnie, Mr Bel'mar and Miss Senria joinededs Telli and we was talkings. Mr Ronan saidededs dis undeader came ta him wid a warning… I tink it da same deader Mr Yng attackededs and was bringings a warning... eder way....
Mr Ronan saidededs da deader toldededs hims ta look out and help him destroy da Legion. Cause actions and tings drivings da Legion is sending ems down a path a destructions or chaos... and dats deys won't stops leavings da deads at rests. Course dats horse craps!
Anyways... da trip was purdy normals till we saws a deader come outta a portal... upon enterings we endededs ups in dis temple in da Rawlins somewhere. Was lotta tough thick skinned heavily armored deaders der....
We coulds hear da Hungry One near and....wid da taintededs trees down da pits Telli was purdy certains we was in da Lost City. We lookededs arounds a while until we heard a Gong go off....
We all assumedededs its meant dey knew we was ders....so we rans like crazy backs ta da portals... it was guardededs by taintededs gobbers... Noffings really of note we foundededs... when we gots backs we shuts da portals and headeds backs ta Norwicks."
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((Sept. 29th, 2009))
Report Twenty Four - Legion accused, Portal Found
"On recent trips ta undeaders Mr Ronan, Miss Linnie, Mr Bel'mar and Miss Senria joinededs Telli and we was talkings. Mr Ronan saidededs dis undeader came ta him wid a warning… I tink it da same deader Mr Yng attackededs and was bringings a warning... eder way....
Mr Ronan saidededs da deader toldededs hims ta look out and help him destroy da Legion. Cause actions and tings drivings da Legion is sending ems down a path a destructions or chaos... and dats deys won't stops leavings da deads at rests. Course dats horse craps!
Anyways... da trip was purdy normals till we saws a deader come outta a portal... upon enterings we endededs ups in dis temple in da Rawlins somewhere. Was lotta tough thick skinned heavily armored deaders der....
We coulds hear da Hungry One near and....wid da taintededs trees down da pits Telli was purdy certains we was in da Lost City. We lookededs arounds a while until we heard a Gong go off....
We all assumedededs its meant dey knew we was ders....so we rans like crazy backs ta da portals... it was guardededs by taintededs gobbers... Noffings really of note we foundededs... when we gots backs we shuts da portals and headeds backs ta Norwicks."
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((Sept. 29th, 2009))
Report Twenty Three – Pages
“Telli recentlies foundededs outs froms Senria Telli and Grag is wantededs…or… suspected in Oscura fer bendings dats seal in da towa. Telli spokededs wid Senria in da Oscura commons… long as Legion is willings ta works wid Oscura ta correct dis wrong… dey’ll over looks whats we done…
Anyways… three a da six pages been foundededs so fars… Mr Lordy Gallows gottededs ones. Marie Scuttle puttededs hers in da Kelmvorite Temple… ands…. Somes Paladins in Peltarch namedededs Elohim gottededs da third.
Some importants tings… if da pages gets togeders deys reveals more and becomes more powerfuls… wid all pages one a two tings cans be dones. Eder free or perminentlies seals dis undeader namedededs Klaxoran…
Lookededs likes Telli’s butt juss bent da seal holding hims ins…. And nots breaks its… buh he wants outs nows!…We shoulds try findededs oder three pages soons as cans!...”
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((Sept. 29th, 2009))
Report Twenty Two – Chauntea Followers.
“Miss Tristina toldededs Telli dats miss Tristina and Kia mights retire soons. Dey saidededs deys been visistedededs by two strangers recentlies dats follers a Chauntea. Dey’d likededs ta build a temple ta da Grain Goddess ands take ova. Telli suprisedededs Tristina dones juss likededs dats… Telli evens more worried aboutededs Chauntea nots revealings dis ta Telli afore Tristina dids!
Legionaires… Norwicks been manipulatededs ands controlledededs afore… lets keeps an eye on dese two strangers ehs? Telli all fer new priest and priestess a Chauntea in town… buh not if it means one a Ostromog or worse gettededs a foot hold insidededs da town. By da end a da week Telli wants anytings any a yuhs can findededs outs abouts dese two newcomers…
Der names is Yllalynn, she’s a half-elf womans. And ders Leogold, he’s a humans I tinks…”
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((Sept. 29th, 2009))
Report Twenty One – Grog and Anor’s Training
“Telli took dese two’s ta trains in da buggerbears lands a whiles backs… and dens eventuallies ta da deader crypts. Here’s a break downs a whats dey dids good and whats dey needs ta works ons a littles.
@f3185acf5b:
Grog:
Strengths – Shifted forcus onto weaker foes. Useds his
axe wells…Weaknesses – Spokededs wid hims abouts havings strength of mind and
nots juss arm. Need ta workededs more ons
flankings so not drains groups a healings
blessings. Need ta attacks less likededs Mr Grag
and a little more flanky Telli tinks.Anor:
Strengths - Uses blessings wells for right situations.
Capables wid a sword. Has potentials fer
leadedings. Brave and willing to lay life down
for legionaires.Weaknesses - Came out ta da buggybears land by self wid NO
blessings ons. Askededs fer ems all only AFTA
findededs Telli out ders. Talkededs wid her
abouts wastings holdy blessings on weak
gobber. Was last one and we could use ta
capture sometings ebils or bads. Spoke wid her
dats we neva safes until our feets hits da
towns soils. She rushedededs off inta a room by
herselves when Telli and Mr Grog gots
messededs ups in da head wid somes wigglers
magics. Coulda been kilts wid whats was in dat
room if not carefulers.“Telli will takededs ems outs trainings more and keeps reports a da two’s…”
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((Sept. 4th, 2009))
Report Twenty – Crops in Danger
“Lotta tings in da dark and dis report brief till Telli findededs outs mores… buh da crops in Norwick experiencings unnaturals cold and folks whisperings Auril and Umberlee’s ta blame…
Dwinnie askededs Telli fer helps and Telli’s gonna talkedededs wid Chauntea tonights afore goings ta beds…
Telli’s guts says dis mights have sometings ta do wid dose Talos druids we seens not too longs agos. Auril and Umberlee and da oder fury gods foller Talos like a kid follers candy. Will report more when finds outs more….”
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((Sept. 4th, 2009))
Report Nineteen – Blessings Gone KAPUT
“Da Legion planned a trips ta da cold caves ta kill lotta birds wid one stones… gets trainings fer troops… git gems fer Telli… investigate and keeps eye on woods near da Gypsie bandits.
Trip was as normals till da group gots ta da lower sections juss pass da dog breathes. Telli not members who tried firsts….buh someone yelledededs “Hey our blessings don’t work down here…” and sure enough dey was right…. Someting down ders was powerfuls enoughs ta stops Chauntea’s blessings froms flowings inta da area. Was lotta dead tings and deader ogres down ders… after some lookings arounds… we found dis altar and a rock and a portal in a corner a da caverns.
Spirits and deaders poured outta da portal and we kepts killings ems… Telli eventually shattered da gem we foundededs. It lookedededs like one a dems really nice magic sucker eyes. And miss Malika caused da stone altar to meld wid da ground and gets destroyed…. Buh… da portal remainedededs.
Confused and stuck wid dis opens portal dats wasn’ts suckings us in but spittings tings outs… Telli suggesteded ta go lookings elsewhere fer da portal source… we was visisted by an celestial…dats toldededs us we was heading da wrong ways… so… we went back tad a portal. She saidededs da gem and da altar needed to be activated ta enter da portal. Wull greats! Telli smashed da gem and mis Malika brokedededs da altar.
When we gots backs… Mr Rary scoopedededs ups da gem dust inta a vial….and miss Malika broughts da altar backs ups outta da ground….buh… it wasn’ts magicals or blessedededs no mores… so…. Yuh… we was stuck….
Till some harlot of a woman who lookedededs like a demon came inta da cavern mouth and offered her aid ta us for someting in return. Some’un stabbedededs her in da stomach and she juss laughedededs. She demandededs something NICE….and POWERFULS….and MAGICAL ta help restore the altar. Mr Rary refused and a few folks tossedededs down junks fer her… Da demon or devil Telli not sure which now anymore… she walked over seductively ta Telli and was certain Telli had something nice she’d want. Of course Telli would…. Buh… I tossededs a rope up around her neck instead and yelled ”Yuh ain’t getting none a Telli’s tings yuh harpy… buh Telli’s rope!…and wid a quick tug I sneered as I pullededededs as hard as I could…
She juss stood ders laughings at Telli…”
Written in the side margin is the following Do demons or devil breath out their necks… LOOK INTO.
“… So despite Telli wanting ta…. Telli had ta givedededs her a really nice magical gem had. Was ONLY’un ever foundededs like its… gots it as a gift durings a fighter nights… was rumored ta be da fallen tears a some’un formed inta gems. Anyways… da witch LOVEDEDEDS dat gem…course she would… it was a NICE gem… buh in end…. A gem ta a devil is betta den a one way portal a deaders causing da magics and blessings ta go crazy around its. So… Telli not mindededs so much…..so much….. okee fine…Telli’s PISSEDEDEDS. Gonna findededs dat gem backs and next time gonna findedededs where dat girly breathes outta and stuff me stone slab greatsword inta it!
Oh yuh…. Portal was closedededs from da inside by oders…Telli was on da outsides holding a rope ta tug dems backs ta us… so if wanna know whats happenedededs in portal need ta see Mr Benji fer a reports.”
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((Sept. 4th, 2009))
Report Eighteen – Gnome Tomfoolery
“Da Peltarch auction went off widouts a hitch… wull mebbe a little hitch….okee a BIG hitch. Was quiet and lotta funs until… some feller sent a fireball inta da swarm of da crowd nearly killings a lotta folks. Was lotta chaos… and… Telli sorta enjoyed it…. a little… da chaos… buh… not da destruction so muchs… or da hurt folks… or…
The report pauses a bit contemplating her last few words as she quickly scribbles out the report starting over sighing heavily.
“Da Peltarch auction was purdy good till a gnome wiggla sent a fireball inta da center of every’un…
Der was chaos…..LOTS a chaos…”
Telli taps her pen to the parchment squeezing her other hand frustrated with the repeated “chaos” focus in her own meanderings of the event that unfolded.
“Anyways… took a long time ta gets tings organizedededs… sorta how Peltarch works… Legion can git tad a heart of a prollem…and back home afore Peltarch even decidededs whats dey wanna do…
Eder way… da group sent out ta looks afta da wiggla and most figuredededs da feller was longs gones. Mr Aelthas was da leader of da group… our travels took us ta da caves on da coast dats we saw a Drow scout run inta and escapes froms. When we gots in da cave Telli was jumped by a little gnome feller wid a shield and sword… da lil fark was nimbles. Very tough ta hit and he did dis move dats hit likedededs four or five a us at once…”
Telli pauses her report to make a mocking arm twirl body circling move as pen ink gets spattered across the room she writes in.
“…Da trips was purdy straights forwards… we founds a lotta gnomes in da caves….ranging froms sneak’uns tad a wiggla… and a priestess or two. Tings of note would be der locked traps and lotta poisons dey usededes. Tink Chauntea’s purdy happy wid da day. Less unnaturals poisons nows ders…
Da gnomes weapons was laced wid poisons….der traps…..der chests……der barrels…. Tings found in boxes and crated ranged from dose dark harvest nuts and seeds to common robes her hadededs. Pills were found… lil white’uns…wasn’t sure whats dey was fer at first… buh one a da adventurers wid us said she ate one whole and it helped delute da poisons…
Telli least licked a SMALL piece a pill broken in half incase was sometings bad…buh dis girly juss tossedededs da pill inta her mouth widouts knowings whats it was or did… Telli tink dis girly crazier den Telli mebbe.
Anywho… da guess is da gnomes wasn’ts happy wid some a ders items being sold in da auction and attackededs da Peltarch market place as pays backs… will keep eye out incase ders more dems gnomes abouts…”
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((Aug. 26th, 2009))
((Thanks… these are for your guys entertainment as well as bringing you guys up to speed on some of the events you've missed :)))
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((Aug. 26th, 2009))
@98efb78834=TheWatchful:
// I just went through and read every one of your report with the neat pictures and i thought a GREAT WORK was in order for the a - pictures and b - detail in your reports.
Very very cool some made me laugh REALLY hard i enjoyed reading them
Cheers to Telli!
