3. Telli's Children Book... Log Report?!?

Telli's Children Book... Log Report?!?


  • ((Jan. 10th, 2009))

    Report Thirty – BAD OMEN

    “Today was bad bad bad… Mr Caelian stoppedededs Telli in da Crafting hall a Peltarch and saidedededs needededs ta talks wid Telli. First come good news… Caelian a foder… Not know if it gonna be a boys or girl. Buh like gentle sprinkle, da news turned ta downpours. Mr Caelian toldededs Telli aboutedededs somes rituals he went throughs where he hangedededs himself in a tree for three days and enteredededs a slumber. If he survive he becomedededs enlightenedededs like oder Druids afore him. Eder way Telli tell him dis ritual sounds retardedededs.

    He Warn Telli dough… said a Spirit versions a Telli comedededs ta him in a dream, and warnedededs hims ta warn Real Telli… saidededs sometings aboutedededs fallings… and dis times like afore… and dat sorta ting…and it relatedededs ta da Hungry’un War.

    Telli worriedededs… does fall mean dead ta da Hungry’un… cause dat Telli can handles… or he mean FALL, like what happen afore N’jast war… Telli VERY worried. VERY worried…

    Telli spokedededs wid Mr Z… sortings outs affairs… if FALL from grace agains…. Juss hopedededs it over sometings dat savedededs da worlds… and not ova sometings stupidededs likedededs lass times. And if not FALL buh DIE…. Wull… Telli givings Mr Z Telli's keys ta Telli's chests and a lists for Telli's tings ta be passedededs outs ta Telli's lovedededs’uns. Cause if Telli diedededs… ain’t comings backs less Chauntea herself telledededs Telli ta do so fer some grand reasons…

    Telli hatedededs ill omens froms friends no talks to in many many months… Stupid Caelian!”


  • ((Jan. 10th, 2010))

    Report Twenty Nine - Hungry One's Forces Strengthen

    "Was in Norwick when heardededs somes Legion broder and sisters was in da woods patrollings da bugger bears… Telli tookedededs Vander wid her ta makedededs sures dey was okee. Foundededs ems and dey seemedededs fines. General Lytes was wid dems, dey saidededededs deys saws somes odd tings in da woods… likedededs a ancient deader bear and oder tins follerings ems in da shadows… we thoughts mebbe was somes dems ghostie wolfies…

    Eder way, only real ting a note ta mention in report on way back was one a dose bugger bear undeaders was standings in our way froms da gates a Norwicks. Wasn’ts anytings extrodinarily harmfuls… buh da sucker WOULD NOT DIES. Mr Grog and Telli and a handful a oders each struck da ting well over twenty times each afore da sucker fell ta da grounds! If we encountedededs much more dems togeders in one area… da shyte really gonna hittedededs da fans… dey tie up folks fer long times!

    Troops, PRIORITIZES yer targets… strong and deadliers tings FIRST!”


  • ((Dec. 19th, 2009))

    @b2667ba799=Taerinn:

    ((I ROFL'ed HARD over the pic of Dwin and Aramuil….I think I want that for a background now!!! 😄 😄 Awesome work! this is by far the best posts I've read about IC stuff))


  • ((Nov. 30th, 2009))

    Report Twenty Eight – Delicate Ecosystem

    “Da trip ta da orc caves was likededs any oder… Miss Marie, Mr Wog and Telli wentededs ders ta gets coppa ands ta cull der numbers. Tings gots weird whens Telli and miss Marie heardededs noises froms da big room. In da chaos and da fighting we almosts missededs da scurring and noises froms above. We evens almosts leftededs widouts findings da source….

    Buh as we lefts… Telli heardededs its AGAINS… more scurrings and scamperings… we lookededs arounds agains… when we gottededs ta da big openings agains all da orc bodies was missings….and… dat sections in da backs a da cave… juss pass da coppa rocks… was glowings….der was wards arounds da openings… Mr Wog saidededs he recognizededs its as wards against the livings… ta blok passages and keeps da undeads safes… I pouredededs positives energy inta da wards till dey broke… buh da passage behind was empty. It meants whereva da deader ting ran off ta it was in dis cavern stills…

    As we wentedededs furder inta da caves we saws somes mists and lookedededs ups… somes pale lookings girls hissedededs downs at Telli… I toldededs ems ta come downs and play den tossededs a rock at ems… dey scampered across da ceilings inta somes holes in da ceilings…

    We decidededs ta runs ups da passage and try ta findededs ems afore deys gots aways… We went ups two levels untils we camedededs ta da openings a da cave reached out ta da water sidededs of da orcy fields. Looking out towards the cavern mouth was dis feller in armor.

    ”Ahhh… my mortal foe…”

    “Da orcs…or da SUN feller?”

    Dats when da creature turned to talks wid us…

    ”Why do you hunt these beasts…”

    “Cause deys deservededs no quarters… deys triedededs ta rape Jiyyd fer years and startededs one a da worsts wars we seens afore da N’jasts war… cause a dats dey deservededs no more pity dens whats on da end a da pike….arse end first!”

    ”I believe these orcs come from Damara, Though I doubt their record there is any more sterling.

    I gruntededs at da mans words certain der fate was fairs…

    _”As you say… the crimes of a race pollute all its members….

    Orcish blood is a bitter tonic, assuredly… but it does have some uses.”_

    “Know anytings aboutededs ems pale women scamperings across da cave ceilings?”

    ”Yes, they were gathering the orcs you slew. A mighty boon you did them, too, for they would never have slain so many themselves.”

    “So yuh da masta…or juss anoder puppet?”

    Aboutededs dens is whens Mr Wog and Miss Scuttle startededs ta whisper wid one anoder and ta Telli. “Think we can take him? We should at least try.” “We HAVE to TRY!”

    Wid dose words Telli dug one foot inta da dirt ready ta lung after its… buh not afore Telli guagedededs da danger. Da armored figures was purdy mean lookings ands strongs… buh… we leasts had da safety a sun peekings inta da cavern. If we neededes ta flee would be okee… IF we made it outta da cave… So Telli decidededs ta try… and wid dat Telli runnedededs as hard as she could at da beast yellings….

    “Guess we need ta try! RUN FOR DA LIGHT IF YUH NEED TA MR WOG AND MISS MARIE. RAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHH!!!”

    Da creatures movements were so fasts he juss dodgedededs Telli’s sword and Mr Wog’s easy… we both triedededs ta grab hims and push hims ta da light. He flippededs onto da ceiling and backs down ahind us sneering.

    “DIES ALREADY YUH CURSEDEDS TING!”

    ”And if I die to you priestess… what then… I am IMMORTAL!”

    Juss dens miss Marie shoutededes…

    ”TELLI…. HEAL THE BEAST!”

    “Telli CAN’TS! USEDEDEDS ITS ALL DA BREAKS EMS WARDS!”

    “Dammit!” Miss Marie spit and cursed.

    ”You know not where I take my slumber!”

    “Don’t matta! One less day yuhs breaths!”

    Telli and dat ting tangled fer long time… Mr Wog hadedes ta break off he was almosts deadededs…and I didn’ts havededs any mores blessings ta helpededs hims. Telli gulpedes a LOTTA potions and a few powders… buh… sadly Chauntea’s blessings was slippings.

    ”I will take one of you with me to the GRAVE… But only I will rise again!”

    Dats when da creature turned all his attention onta Marie and slashededs her stomach, den her throat, dens pushededs her back as she fell likedededs a rag dolls… he lungedededs likedededs a bloodlust crazy… buh…he wasn’ts fasts enoughs dis days…

    Telli scribbles a picture to the side of her report.

    Telli juss barely wedgedededs herself and her wooden shield atween dat sucker and miss Marie. Fightings wid its and reaching fer me pockets Telli managededs ta squish some berries onta miss Scuttles cheek. She woke…and Telli yellededs…

    ”RUN MARIE!”

    Telli foughtededs wid dats creature somes more tryings ta buys Mr Wog and Miss Scuttle somes times…

    ”Your god keeps you standing… but for how much longer?”

    Juss dens Mr Wog yelpedededs…

    “He’s REGENERATING!”

    “YUH PISSINGS TELLI OFF!” MR WOG, MISS MARIE! OUTTA DA CAVE…. NOW!”

    ”Hide in the sunlight then!

    Telli shovededs hims in da chest and toldededs hims dis ain’ts ova… we madededs its out inta da sun… buh…its was settings soons…so we drugs our bodies backs ta towns… Miss Scuttle and Mr Wog wasn’ts in good shapes….buh…dey was alivededs. Least… Mr Raul nots needededs ta comes afta Telli fer gettings his new wife kilts and turnedededs inta a vampire… so… da day not SO bad. Telli not really likededs sneaks… specially ones good at pokings her in her soft spots…


  • ((Oct. 25th, 2009))

    Report Twenty Seven - Dead line the walls.

    "Spokedededs wid Miss Lycka and Mr Aelthas and Mr Ronan and Mr terren and miss Hedia by da Norwicks fires a few days past. We all decidededs ta go ta da bigger Norwicks crypts lookings fer dis vampire gnome deys was talkings abouts… while in der dems stupids cursable undead was after dems pages we foundededs. Mr Ronan saidededs ALL da pages is founds. Da Kelemvorites havedededs a lots...buh Oscura hasedededs more.

    Anyways... da crypts walls and ceiling and floor seemedededs ta pour deaders forms its... deys nearly drownedededs us where we stood wid der numbas... even Mr Ronan was havings a lotta troubles wid all dese suckers! Den....da wholes crypts fillededs wid dis red mists and it gottededs so thicks! It evens lashedededs outs at us... triedededs ta drain us and weaken us. Telli suspectededs dis da same mists dat now boderings Norwicks...

    Eventually der numbas was juss too muchs... one a dems dread wraths we seens in Oscura's towa came down a passage and blamededes Telli fer all da mess dats was releasedededs...and saidededs we would be mprisionedededs soon enoughs if nothings was dones! It ran off afore Telli could puts its down ta its final restededs. Da oders was purdy certains dey had enoughs and wantededs ta gits outs fasts as we coulds... so we ran all da way backs ta da crypts where it leadededs backs topsidededs....buh... juss afore we gottededs ta da stairs topsidededs... dis gas spilledededs inta da cooridors blockings our passage....

    As da air bubbledededs and burnedededs it got harder ta see and we was trappedededs.... dats when da wails and flesh a da dead startedededs ta form togeders and dis awakenedededs spirit in armor rose froms ahind us... some'un yelledededs "DA PASSAGE IS CLEAR LETS GO!"....buh MR Terren musta nots heardededs its!....He startededes fightings da critter...

    Telli recognizededes dis deader knight....was hard ta hits and as nasty as dems deaders we foughts in da losty city. It lamost killedededs Terren... if it weren't fer Telli. I tossededs hims ahind Telli likedededs lump ragdool and started layings inta da critter wid all Telli's might and strength form Chauntea... evens drankedededs a fasty feet potion...Da sucka didn'ts lastededs longs... deys neva does when Chauntea's mights da strongests!...

    Was purdy quiets afta dats and we madedededs our way backs home ta licks our wounds...

    If any'un gottededs advice on fightings dis mist dats suckings da life of folks...Telli's all ears!.."


  • ((Oct. 19th, 2009))

    Report Twenty Six - Trouble in the Cold Caves

    "Telli wents wid Miss Linnie, Mr Bel, Colin, and good Ol Stubs ta da Coldy caves ta lookededs fer ore. Everyting was goings purdy smoothlies till we gottedededs all da way down ta da bottoms a da cave… We decidededs ta lookededs around fer one a dems coldy necklaces deys hidededs around ders... Telli foundededs a few oder tings in da pillar dens normals and snaggedededs ems....dats when da whole caverns begans ta shakedededs. A giant rock critter came crawlings outta dats hole in da middle a da openings... Was a purdy tough'un likedededs under Ostromog's mines.. buh was madededs of all crystals. We managedededs ta killedededs its.....Stubs almost as good at holdings lines as Telli is!

    We ran all da way topsidededs dodging fallings rocks and ice. Woulda ran all da ways outta ders if it weren't fer almosts smackings right inta dis winged angel like lady. Her eyes were bound and blood trailed behind her... she wouldn't answer us and she flailedededs aroundededs likedededs she was blind or sometings. She pulled her longsword from her backside and shuffled by us, touching each a us in da face causing ALL our wounds ta go aways. Telli triedededs ta return da favor ta her....buh... it only helpededs a little and den her wounds camedededs backs...

    Da rests a da group wanted ta rests or leaves....buh Telli juss KNEW dats lady was der ta fightedededs sometings worse den dat rock critter we seens! She took off...and so did Telli... we follered her all da way down until she ran through a wall ghost likedededs. Despite da group groaning and whinings Telli draggedededs ems ALL da way BACK ta da big room we leftedededs. Sure enough at da end a da hall da angel lady stood there almost staring ats sometings....even dough it nots hadedededs eyes. She began ta whisper blessings froms da sky and was reading fer a battle... Telli and da oders was purdy beats by dis point...buh was no time ta restedededs.

    Hissing came from da chasm in da middle and we all approached... dats when dis giant ancient lookings warmachine camedededs outta da chasm. It growled and the woman didn'ts flinch and charged the beast... We flankedededs its and buried our swords inta its side dat when it started gettings pissedededs wid Telli. Was a long and toughs fight buh da lady gottededs her blade wedged atween its ankle and knee and deliverededededs da finals blow ta its. Afta da creature died da lady collapsedededs ta da ground and turned ta dust!

    Da creature hadedededs all sorta weird marks all ova its...and steam poured outta its stone and metal body. Telli triedededs ta rip its arm off ta drag backs fer Mr Benji ta see. Dats.....when.....its hissedededs a LOTS....and blew ups in Colin, Stub and Telli's face. Telli yelledededs "Look OU-"... buh was too latedededs... Telli rolledededs on da ground barely getting blasted in da backs...buh... Colin and Stubs got knockedededs ta der rump almosts deads... Telli hadededs ta revivedededs ems quicks... almost lostedededs ems.

    Afta we regained our barings we noticedededs da creature was blown ta ittty bitty bitty pieces...buh what was evens weirders... da creature left a scorch mark in da ground when its explodededs in da shapedededs of a claweded hands reaching fer da sun.

    Da rumbling stoppedededs afta dats deader ting.... buh....Telli not tinks dis da last a dis...or not know whats startedededs its... so... tink we needededs ta plan a trips der and climbs inta dat chasm ta exploredededs whats goings ons! Will writedededs mores when learn mores...."


  • ((Oct. 4th, 2009))

    Report Twenty Five - Earth Plane

    "Telli tookedededs somes folks includings a lotta legionaries ta da Earth Planes. Sorta forgottededs ta remindededs folks how da boulders in da plane shiftededs yuhs froms location ta locations…. long story shorts Mr Theaon needededs ta haves his earth elementals repairs a links ta da boulders dats Mr Grag smashedededs tryings ta gits ta us....Mr Grog diededs...

    If need rune and wants ta be fillededs in how dey workedededs betta see Telli..."

    Below is a crude drawing of the runes surface...


  • ((Oct. 2nd, 2009))

    Report Twenty Four - Legion accused, Portal Found

    "On recent trips ta undeaders Mr Ronan, Miss Linnie, Mr Bel'mar and Miss Senria joinededs Telli and we was talkings. Mr Ronan saidededs dis undeader came ta him wid a warning… I tink it da same deader Mr Yng attackededs and was bringings a warning... eder way....

    Mr Ronan saidededs da deader toldededs hims ta look out and help him destroy da Legion. Cause actions and tings drivings da Legion is sending ems down a path a destructions or chaos... and dats deys won't stops leavings da deads at rests. Course dats horse craps!

    Anyways... da trip was purdy normals till we saws a deader come outta a portal... upon enterings we endededs ups in dis temple in da Rawlins somewhere. Was lotta tough thick skinned heavily armored deaders der....

    We coulds hear da Hungry One near and....wid da taintededs trees down da pits Telli was purdy certains we was in da Lost City. We lookededs arounds a while until we heard a Gong go off....

    We all assumedededs its meant dey knew we was ders....so we rans like crazy backs ta da portals... it was guardededs by taintededs gobbers... Noffings really of note we foundededs... when we gots backs we shuts da portals and headeds backs ta Norwicks."


  • ((Sept. 29th, 2009))

    Report Twenty Four - Legion accused, Portal Found

    "On recent trips ta undeaders Mr Ronan, Miss Linnie, Mr Bel'mar and Miss Senria joinededs Telli and we was talkings. Mr Ronan saidededs dis undeader came ta him wid a warning… I tink it da same deader Mr Yng attackededs and was bringings a warning... eder way....

    Mr Ronan saidededs da deader toldededs hims ta look out and help him destroy da Legion. Cause actions and tings drivings da Legion is sending ems down a path a destructions or chaos... and dats deys won't stops leavings da deads at rests. Course dats horse craps!

    Anyways... da trip was purdy normals till we saws a deader come outta a portal... upon enterings we endededs ups in dis temple in da Rawlins somewhere. Was lotta tough thick skinned heavily armored deaders der....

    We coulds hear da Hungry One near and....wid da taintededs trees down da pits Telli was purdy certains we was in da Lost City. We lookededs arounds a while until we heard a Gong go off....

    We all assumedededs its meant dey knew we was ders....so we rans like crazy backs ta da portals... it was guardededs by taintededs gobbers... Noffings really of note we foundededs... when we gots backs we shuts da portals and headeds backs ta Norwicks."


  • ((Sept. 29th, 2009))

    Report Twenty Three – Pages

    “Telli recentlies foundededs outs froms Senria Telli and Grag is wantededs…or… suspected in Oscura fer bendings dats seal in da towa. Telli spokededs wid Senria in da Oscura commons… long as Legion is willings ta works wid Oscura ta correct dis wrong… dey’ll over looks whats we done…

    Anyways… three a da six pages been foundededs so fars… Mr Lordy Gallows gottededs ones. Marie Scuttle puttededs hers in da Kelmvorite Temple… ands…. Somes Paladins in Peltarch namedededs Elohim gottededs da third.

    Some importants tings… if da pages gets togeders deys reveals more and becomes more powerfuls… wid all pages one a two tings cans be dones. Eder free or perminentlies seals dis undeader namedededs Klaxoran…
    Lookededs likes Telli’s butt juss bent da seal holding hims ins…. And nots breaks its… buh he wants outs nows!…

    We shoulds try findededs oder three pages soons as cans!...”


  • ((Sept. 29th, 2009))

    Report Twenty Two – Chauntea Followers.

    “Miss Tristina toldededs Telli dats miss Tristina and Kia mights retire soons. Dey saidededs deys been visistedededs by two strangers recentlies dats follers a Chauntea. Dey’d likededs ta build a temple ta da Grain Goddess ands take ova. Telli suprisedededs Tristina dones juss likededs dats… Telli evens more worried aboutededs Chauntea nots revealings dis ta Telli afore Tristina dids!

    Legionaires… Norwicks been manipulatededs ands controlledededs afore… lets keeps an eye on dese two strangers ehs? Telli all fer new priest and priestess a Chauntea in town… buh not if it means one a Ostromog or worse gettededs a foot hold insidededs da town. By da end a da week Telli wants anytings any a yuhs can findededs outs abouts dese two newcomers…

    Der names is Yllalynn, she’s a half-elf womans. And ders Leogold, he’s a humans I tinks…”


  • ((Sept. 29th, 2009))

    Report Twenty One – Grog and Anor’s Training

    “Telli took dese two’s ta trains in da buggerbears lands a whiles backs… and dens eventuallies ta da deader crypts. Here’s a break downs a whats dey dids good and whats dey needs ta works ons a littles.

    @f3185acf5b:

    Grog:

    Strengths – Shifted forcus onto weaker foes. Useds his
    axe wells…

    Weaknesses – Spokededs wid hims abouts havings strength of mind and
    nots juss arm. Need ta workededs more ons
    flankings so not drains groups a healings
    blessings. Need ta attacks less likededs Mr Grag
    and a little more flanky Telli tinks.

    Anor:

    Strengths - Uses blessings wells for right situations.
    Capables wid a sword. Has potentials fer
    leadedings. Brave and willing to lay life down
    for legionaires.

    Weaknesses - Came out ta da buggybears land by self wid NO
    blessings ons. Askededs fer ems all only AFTA
    findededs Telli out ders. Talkededs wid her
    abouts wastings holdy blessings on weak
    gobber. Was last one and we could use ta
    capture sometings ebils or bads. Spoke wid her
    dats we neva safes until our feets hits da
    towns soils. She rushedededs off inta a room by
    herselves when Telli and Mr Grog gots
    messededs ups in da head wid somes wigglers
    magics. Coulda been kilts wid whats was in dat
    room if not carefulers.

    “Telli will takededs ems outs trainings more and keeps reports a da two’s…”


  • ((Sept. 4th, 2009))

    Report Twenty – Crops in Danger

    “Lotta tings in da dark and dis report brief till Telli findededs outs mores… buh da crops in Norwick experiencings unnaturals cold and folks whisperings Auril and Umberlee’s ta blame…

    Dwinnie askededs Telli fer helps and Telli’s gonna talkedededs wid Chauntea tonights afore goings ta beds…

    Telli’s guts says dis mights have sometings ta do wid dose Talos druids we seens not too longs agos. Auril and Umberlee and da oder fury gods foller Talos like a kid follers candy. Will report more when finds outs more….”


  • ((Sept. 4th, 2009))

    Report Nineteen – Blessings Gone KAPUT

    “Da Legion planned a trips ta da cold caves ta kill lotta birds wid one stones… gets trainings fer troops… git gems fer Telli… investigate and keeps eye on woods near da Gypsie bandits.

    Trip was as normals till da group gots ta da lower sections juss pass da dog breathes. Telli not members who tried firsts….buh someone yelledededs “Hey our blessings don’t work down here…” and sure enough dey was right…. Someting down ders was powerfuls enoughs ta stops Chauntea’s blessings froms flowings inta da area. Was lotta dead tings and deader ogres down ders… after some lookings arounds… we found dis altar and a rock and a portal in a corner a da caverns.

    Spirits and deaders poured outta da portal and we kepts killings ems… Telli eventually shattered da gem we foundededs. It lookedededs like one a dems really nice magic sucker eyes. And miss Malika caused da stone altar to meld wid da ground and gets destroyed…. Buh… da portal remainedededs.

    Confused and stuck wid dis opens portal dats wasn’ts suckings us in but spittings tings outs… Telli suggesteded ta go lookings elsewhere fer da portal source… we was visisted by an celestial…dats toldededs us we was heading da wrong ways… so… we went back tad a portal. She saidededs da gem and da altar needed to be activated ta enter da portal. Wull greats! Telli smashed da gem and mis Malika brokedededs da altar.

    When we gots backs… Mr Rary scoopedededs ups da gem dust inta a vial….and miss Malika broughts da altar backs ups outta da ground….buh… it wasn’ts magicals or blessedededs no mores… so…. Yuh… we was stuck….

    Till some harlot of a woman who lookedededs like a demon came inta da cavern mouth and offered her aid ta us for someting in return. Some’un stabbedededs her in da stomach and she juss laughedededs. She demandededs something NICE….and POWERFULS….and MAGICAL ta help restore the altar. Mr Rary refused and a few folks tossedededs down junks fer her… Da demon or devil Telli not sure which now anymore… she walked over seductively ta Telli and was certain Telli had something nice she’d want. Of course Telli would…. Buh… I tossededs a rope up around her neck instead and yelled ”Yuh ain’t getting none a Telli’s tings yuh harpy… buh Telli’s rope!…and wid a quick tug I sneered as I pullededededs as hard as I could…

    She juss stood ders laughings at Telli…”

    Written in the side margin is the following Do demons or devil breath out their necks… LOOK INTO.

    “… So despite Telli wanting ta…. Telli had ta givedededs her a really nice magical gem had. Was ONLY’un ever foundededs like its… gots it as a gift durings a fighter nights… was rumored ta be da fallen tears a some’un formed inta gems. Anyways… da witch LOVEDEDEDS dat gem…course she would… it was a NICE gem… buh in end…. A gem ta a devil is betta den a one way portal a deaders causing da magics and blessings ta go crazy around its. So… Telli not mindededs so much…..so much….. okee fine…Telli’s PISSEDEDEDS. Gonna findededs dat gem backs and next time gonna findedededs where dat girly breathes outta and stuff me stone slab greatsword inta it!

    Oh yuh…. Portal was closedededs from da inside by oders…Telli was on da outsides holding a rope ta tug dems backs ta us… so if wanna know whats happenedededs in portal need ta see Mr Benji fer a reports.”


  • ((Sept. 4th, 2009))

    Report Eighteen – Gnome Tomfoolery

    “Da Peltarch auction went off widouts a hitch… wull mebbe a little hitch….okee a BIG hitch. Was quiet and lotta funs until… some feller sent a fireball inta da swarm of da crowd nearly killings a lotta folks. Was lotta chaos… and… Telli sorta enjoyed it…. a little… da chaos… buh… not da destruction so muchs… or da hurt folks… or…

    The report pauses a bit contemplating her last few words as she quickly scribbles out the report starting over sighing heavily.

    “Da Peltarch auction was purdy good till a gnome wiggla sent a fireball inta da center of every’un…

    Der was chaos…..LOTS a chaos…”

    Telli taps her pen to the parchment squeezing her other hand frustrated with the repeated “chaos” focus in her own meanderings of the event that unfolded.

    “Anyways… took a long time ta gets tings organizedededs… sorta how Peltarch works… Legion can git tad a heart of a prollem…and back home afore Peltarch even decidededs whats dey wanna do…

    Eder way… da group sent out ta looks afta da wiggla and most figuredededs da feller was longs gones. Mr Aelthas was da leader of da group… our travels took us ta da caves on da coast dats we saw a Drow scout run inta and escapes froms. When we gots in da cave Telli was jumped by a little gnome feller wid a shield and sword… da lil fark was nimbles. Very tough ta hit and he did dis move dats hit likedededs four or five a us at once…”

    Telli pauses her report to make a mocking arm twirl body circling move as pen ink gets spattered across the room she writes in.

    “…Da trips was purdy straights forwards… we founds a lotta gnomes in da caves….ranging froms sneak’uns tad a wiggla… and a priestess or two. Tings of note would be der locked traps and lotta poisons dey usededes. Tink Chauntea’s purdy happy wid da day. Less unnaturals poisons nows ders…

    Da gnomes weapons was laced wid poisons….der traps…..der chests……der barrels…. Tings found in boxes and crated ranged from dose dark harvest nuts and seeds to common robes her hadededs. Pills were found… lil white’uns…wasn’t sure whats dey was fer at first… buh one a da adventurers wid us said she ate one whole and it helped delute da poisons…

    Telli least licked a SMALL piece a pill broken in half incase was sometings bad…buh dis girly juss tossedededs da pill inta her mouth widouts knowings whats it was or did… Telli tink dis girly crazier den Telli mebbe.

    Anywho… da guess is da gnomes wasn’ts happy wid some a ders items being sold in da auction and attackededs da Peltarch market place as pays backs… will keep eye out incase ders more dems gnomes abouts…”


  • ((Aug. 26th, 2009))

    ((Thanks… these are for your guys entertainment as well as bringing you guys up to speed on some of the events you've missed :)))


  • ((Aug. 26th, 2009))

    @98efb78834=TheWatchful:

    // I just went through and read every one of your report with the neat pictures and i thought a GREAT WORK was in order for the a - pictures and b - detail in your reports.

    Very very cool some made me laugh REALLY hard i enjoyed reading them

    Cheers to Telli!


  • ((Aug. 25th, 2009))

    Report Seventeen – Oscura Lich Tower

    “The night started like any other night with Mr Grag asking Telli whats we shoulds do. Telli thoughts its would be a good idear ta meets in Oscura and dens heads inta da underdarks fer magic suckers eyes fer da Legions lab ta workededs wids. Dose gaderedededs was in agreements dats whens da Herald a Oscura suggestedededs he needededs helps wid investigatings a tower dats was charged ta Mr Marshal ta investigates…

    Telli foundededs outs later froms Mr Yngdir he tinks dis a missions dats not as importants as gettings magic sucker eyes. But Telli tink mebbe wid whats we foundededs ders we know nows was much betta idear ta investigatededes dat towa….all sorts a deades lurk its halls and lich-lins… asidededs dis da sames towa Diet and Telli wantedededs ta investigatedededs wids miss Linnie and she refusedededs…

    Anyways… da trips tad a gates a da towa was simple enoughs….da facts such a powerfuls towa is so close ta Oscura kina concerns Telli ta be honests. Da first few chambers wasn’ts noffings oder dens da typicals deaders….somes really shorts’uns…mebbe hins or sometings. Der was books and shelves and stuffs….don’t tinks anyone foundededs anytings a importants ders dough… mosts da pages lookededs likes dey would crumbles at da touch. Da first sign a sometings outta da normals was when we enteredededs a room wid a magical circle in its…..in da circles was gold and silva and armors and a sword….and…..den next ta da circles was dis girl in a trance wid cuts ALL ova her.

    We triedededs a LOTTA different tings and in da end… we broke her from her trance and her personals prison only ta watch her flesh melt ta muscle ta bone ta noffings. Was purdy disgustings… and wid dats da ebil hold on da circle was gone too and everyting in da middle meltedededs wid its.

    In da next rooms Telli and da oders seems glimpses a dese ghosts….dey actededs likedededs dey was actings outs some sorta play or sometings froms da pasts…. Not sure if was far back past or juss recents pasts… eder way…dey spokes in brokens speech and deys didn’ts even acknowledge or lookededs at us….den…dey juss disappearedededs. A few more rooms afta dats and we saw dese LARGE metal doors….dis heavily clad spirit formed infront a us and gave a warning…or tried ta keeps us froms stoppings hims… its still unclears so fars..

    Eder way he saidededs…

    _”Pages do not find…”

    “Tower do not enter…”

    “Lock, do not destroy…”_

    We saw a lot more visions a dis spectre witch speakings wids a minion sayings dey was almosts dones….

    Long story short….all a us foundededs a big room wid a altar and somes statues and flames… der was a LOTTA tings weirds abouts dis towa and dis statue didn’ts really looks any more importants den anytings else dats was in ders. Now dat Telli looks backs and tinks Mr Herald did says lets turn backs afore we started investigatings da golden orb in dat room….buh until dens… all we saws was somes specters who spoke in brokens gibberish….ta Telli dis wasn’ts enoughs ta tell any’un anytings…. And if it did tell Mr Herald sometings….he didn’ts tell any a us whats dat was….so… Telli and Mr Grag and da oders proceedededs throughouts da Towa till we foundededs dis lock or somes pages…

    Wulps…we foundededs da lock da HARD way…

    a image is drawn in the margin with a child like innocence.

    Telli really sorry and takedededs full responsibilities fer dat dumbs idear. Telli toldededs Mr Grag….if all else fails…..Grab Telli and chucks her near da Orb so I could triedededs ta grabs da Orb. I askededes Mr Grags how his aim was… he toldededs me not so bads….hit or miss sometimes. Wulps…his aim was off dis times or he juss not understands whats Telli explainedededs….because afore Telli even gots bracedededs he grabbed her arm and FLUNG her ats da statues…and…wulps… I tinks me arse crackedededs one a ems…

    Now… we gots two deader dats don’t leave no tracks, summons deaders, and kills wid precisions on da loose…and wulps… da Legion, Mr Belma’r and da Heralds all responsiblies fer havings ta stoppededes dems froms laying waste ta no mores tings!”


  • ((Aug. 25th, 2009))

    Report Sixteen – Quarggoth Mithril YIPPEEEE

    “Mr Grag approachedededs Telli near Norwick and saids…. what we gonna do Telli… lets get folks together and go look around somewhere we ain’t been afore.… dats a really tough tasks ta givedededs Telli. Buh in da ends I figuredededs outs a place we ain’ts beens in a whiles… da quarggoth… der dese white furred ugly tings dats lookededs likes cats bi deys walk on der hind legs. On our way inta da Underdark froms da crypts we foundededs deads buggerbears. Wid Telli’s lass run in wid deader buggerbears Telli made quicks work ta choppings da deads heads off ta ensure dey didn’ts comedededs backs ta life.

    Da trip all da way ta da quarggoths we saws deads buggerbears wid white fur scattered abouts… obviously we wasn’ts da only’uns wantings a scrap and dese twos groups already mettededs ups.

    Wish Telli could describedededs da trips betta buh… honestly a lot a it’s a blur as we was DEEP insidededs der lair. Was furthest Telli eva been in ders…and dose critters is tough ta see’s. Der skin and fur blendededs in wid da rocks surface too goods…and der was countless times I figuredededs Telli’d be dragging some’uns home deads… Da group rangedededs froms da mighty Grag all da way ta private Triani. Again… Triani dis GREAT stayings in formations and keepings ta order…

    Telli scribbles in the margin…

    _Mebbe Triani feared Telli’s stone slab…. Mr Grag’s mighty axe…or da Quarggoth or… mebbe all threes…

    continues the report…

    “…whatevers da reason she dids greats and kepts her head and endededs ups comings homes wid us safes.

    During our trips inta der lair dough we foundedededs dese crates wid marks all ova dems and somes wre filled wid potions…buh oders was fillededs wid MITHRIL!!!!!”

    hearts galore fill the report with the crude drawing of a shiney silverfish rock…

    “We foundededs anoders couple crates on our way outs… Telli glads she thoughts ta checkedededs dats ways….cause da groups almosts didn’t check dis nook Telli knews usually heldededs critters and hiddens tings froms times ta times. Sure enough a quarggoth and two a his friends were backs ders….buh sadly most a DESE crates was empty.”

    @c62fe76c9c:

    *Telli waddles into the Legion divination quarters as she finishes her report and sets her pack with the wrapped piece of wood carefully onto a table. Telli’s careful not to handle the wood directly with her hands as she uses the cloth its wrapped in to move it around and look over the markings and etchings in the wood. Slipping two rings onto her fat fingers she sips on a vial of Lore as she whispers a blessing of "Comprehend Language." As she looks the piece of wood over she digs into the recess of her mind for knowledge and understanding.

    As this proves to be a tough battle for our stumpy dwarven priestess she whispers a blessing of "Clarity" to remain focused examining the wood thoroughly as she can with minimal touching. Once complete Telli takes the piece of wood over to the divination mirror breathing in and out softly as she begins to pray.*

    "Chauntea, helpededs yuhs humbles foller figure outs where dis marked up wood camedededs froms and mebbe were more is ta be foundededs… Mithrils outs der ta be found and its shoulds be in da hands a folks fightings fer goods... nots ebils. Build up Telli's mind wid a hedge a pertections and guides me motions as only yuh knows hows."

    as she concludes her whisper she begins to ask for blessings of Wisdom, Intelligence, Protection against evil, True sight, Clarity, and finally Greater Scrying. Squinting she holds her hands out steadily as her eyes shimmer with Chauntea's blessings. Her mind guarded best she can she stares into the mirror as she whispers another blessing of "Comprehend Language" to be certain she understands the Quorrgoth or Bugbears she anticipates to see...

    attached to the report is a follow-up report.

    “Telli lookededs over da wood and da Mithrils we foundededes and triedededs ta scry its fer more informations. Da writing on da wood was ”Deep Mine Planar Project – Ship to Greys.” Ain’t sures if dis da greys froms da Oscura grey blades…or….Greys as in Tellis ebils cousins…as deys been known ta usedededs shippings crates and been workings wid Ostromog’s troops afore. Da later seems more likelies ta Telli…

    Attempts ta undastands da origins a da boxes revealededes three tings… one dumb stumps froms da trees dey cuts down ta makedededs da boxes….twos an empty dark cave prolly where dey was storedededs or sometings…and three…some shimmery noffings….which sorta remindededs Telli a da last time she tried ta scry sometings dats was supposededes ta be EASY ta figure outs… which means deys prolly gots some kinns magics against scrying…..weder it a place likedededs da Spellweaver keep…or….sometings in generals…”_


  • ((Aug. 25th, 2009))

    Report Fifteen – Poor Caravan

    “Day was quiets in da Peltarchs commons… Telli gots news outfits ta honors miss Chauntea… juss hopededs da Legion okee wid Telli breakings color fer dis time a homage. Miss Triani was gettings antsy and Telli figured a good use a time would ta see how her trainings faired wid her times away from da Legion… so Telli took her ta da Ogre caves. Da trip ders was messy….dems quill chuckers always a nuisance….eder it’s a quick shot tad a Ogre caves or Telli gets stabbedededs wid a dozen or two quills….neva a happy middle grounds… Wid Triani very rough around da edges still as I knew she woulds be, Telli gavededs her somes potions ta soaks in da quills and keeps ems froms piercings her too bads.

    Da Ogre caves weren’t much out a da ordinary excepts fer da increasedededs wigglas and da lasts rooms afore da cavedededs in parts. We didn’t notices on our way throughs buh on our ways backs sometings caught Telli’s eye…. Mr Ronan wantedededs ta leave but I yelledededs fer hims ta looks. Did Telli mention Mr Ronan cames ta helps wid Triani’s training? Anyways… Telli foundededs two dead folks in dese traps… one was in a cage far too smalls fer hims and da oder was in dis spikedededs coffin sorta ting. Telli stuck her practice staff inbetween da iron bars and tried ta twists ems opens enough ta tugs da body out. After all… da dead deserves a burial and a place ta rests…. Not ta be somes play ting fer Ogres….or worse. Mr Ronan didn’t tinks so….wantededs ta leavedededs ems.
    So… After some managings….Telli and Mr Ronan gots ems bars brokens wid Mr Ronans scorching hot hands and Telli’s brute force… Was a little tough fer Telli and Triani and Mr Ronan ta manage da two dead folks while tryings ta gits outta da cave safely…and ta makedededs matters worse… Telli’s blessings was slippings…

    In da end Triani was toldededs ta carry both da bodies so Telli could swings her stone slab wid all da force she could muster ta clear a path fer us outs. Triani dids greats in her training and stucks ta orders exemplary.”

    Telli scribbles in the margins a bit circling a side note.

    Telli not sures why never havedededs prollems wid recruits or privates….wonder if it cause Telli too softs…or cause dey see how Telli’s stone slab and kicks bite inta foes and not want her wrath on ems if dey fall outta line or gets lippy wid her.

    Telli continues scribbling her report out not giving too much thought to the idle side tracking.

    “We foundededs anoder dead feller shot in da back and dis one Telli carried ova her shoulder while she swung da stone slab wid one hand…. Didn’t hits as hard as could…buh it stills managed ta do da trick somes…we draggedededs da deads back ta Peltarch and der city. Da dead folks wasn’ts very well dressededs so… Telli tinks dey was a group of caravan workers dats gots kidnappedededs or was out too lates or pushings to far froms der comforts mebbe….

    Eder way… Mr Terran and Telli scribbles what dey lookedededs like so da deds family and friends mights have closure and peace over least knowings dat der in a betta place now and returned homes…..der body leasts…”