CROSSBOW NAMING CONTEST
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Grak snickers all the while he drops down his signed sheet of paper
- "Da-only-thing-dat-shorty-Benji-cans-play-his-fingers-on-now that female-shorty-chose-other"
- "shorty's only friend"
- "Poor shoddy thing"
- "ugly-shite"
- "Bolt-eater"
- "Misser"
- "Waste Of Wood"
- "Shorty-Marie"
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Gum Shot
-Spirit of the Lioness
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B.F.B. (For all you Doom people… substitute 'Gun' with 'Bow')
Handcannon
-Anonymous
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The Powerfully Empowered Nigh Implacable Shooter.
- Anonymous
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Benji stops by the Peltarch drop-box for his daily read of the entries. As he pages through them he stops and shouts.
"I'm not compensating for NOTHING!"
After a quick hip-thrust he slams the box closed, locks it, and continues with other business.
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"A weird bolt shooting apparatus… not a crossbow though..."
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BMMCD
"Benji's Massive Masculinity Compensation Device".
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"Goblinoid Birth Control"
-Tristan Mac'yverne
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"The Crossbow"
"Vera"
-Belma'r
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Brian
-B
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Ronan drops in a name
-The Big Ol' Crossbow of Overpowering Might and Dashingly Handsome Good Looks = BOCOMDHGL
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Impish gnome Perriwig P. Doubleday slyly slips a snatch of paper into the box with his suggestion looped noisily across the page.
"Perriwig P. Doubleday's Very Own Zesty Besty Arbalesty"
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"Benji's Brand Crossbow of Hitting the Broadsides of Barns (Just!)"
- Kosef Bersk
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A note is tacked to the box
IF THE WINNER DOESN'T WANT THE INVENTION HE OR SHE CAN HAVE 500 COINS INSTEAD!
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Hand Ballista
-Anonymous
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Hana drops some suggestions into the ballot box.
1. Fearless Peerless Bolt-shooting Apparatus
2. Ol’ Betsy
3. The CCCCCCC: The Captivating Comprehensible Compelling Celebrated Consummate Classic Crossbow
4. The Eradicator
5. The Annihilator
