CROSSBOW NAMING CONTEST
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A notice is posted next to th box.
CONTEST ENDING SOON
//No more entries will be accepted after Monday December 7th GMT 11:00 PM. (Unless I screw up the time zone conversion or really like the entry before I put the vote up)
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Telli tosses some child like scribbled pieces of paper in the box
Telli's back up
Pincushion
Peacemaker
Quarrel Ender
BIG BERTHA "Benji's Incredibly Gigantic Bolt Evicerating Reliable Throat Hemeraging Annihilator."
Uncle Sam "Unbelivably New Crossbow Looking Equipment Specializing At Murder."
Log Chucker
Behemoth "Bolt Enhancing Harmful Ejecting Machine Of Terrible Horror."
Crotch Rocket
Tree Chucker
Final Word
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Gungnir
Nothung
Mjolnir
Masamune
Die Erste Tsurugi
Benji's Claw
Hrotti
Tyrfing
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The Shrike
–Yana
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@a032b76e7a=Grak01:
Grak snickers all the while he drops down his signed sheet of paper
- "Da-only-thing-dat-shorty-Benji-cans-play-his-fingers-on-now that female-shorty-chose-other"
- "shorty's only friend"
- "Poor shoddy thing"
- "ugly-shite"
- "Bolt-eater"
- "Misser"
- "Waste Of Wood"
- "Shorty-Marie"
Benji reads the entries, blinks, then crumples them into a ball. He unfolds a small piece of paper from his jacket pocket, scrawls the name 'Grak', then tucks it away.
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Getting into the spirit of the thing, Perriwig repairs to a nearby hostelry, emerging clutching his wine-splash and cigar-ash stained second suggestions…
"Benji's Minute Peashootin' Root-tooter"
"Chauntea's Own Environmentally Sustainable Fair Trade Blunderbuss"
"Captain Crossbow and his Quarrelling, Pointy-Hatted Privates"
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Grak snickers all the while he drops down his signed sheet of paper
- "Da-only-thing-dat-shorty-Benji-cans-play-his-fingers-on-now that female-shorty-chose-other"
- "shorty's only friend"
- "Poor shoddy thing"
- "ugly-shite"
- "Bolt-eater"
- "Misser"
- "Waste Of Wood"
- "Shorty-Marie"
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Gum Shot
-Spirit of the Lioness
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B.F.B. (For all you Doom people… substitute 'Gun' with 'Bow')
Handcannon
-Anonymous
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The Powerfully Empowered Nigh Implacable Shooter.
- Anonymous
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Benji stops by the Peltarch drop-box for his daily read of the entries. As he pages through them he stops and shouts.
"I'm not compensating for NOTHING!"
After a quick hip-thrust he slams the box closed, locks it, and continues with other business.
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"A weird bolt shooting apparatus… not a crossbow though..."
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BMMCD
"Benji's Massive Masculinity Compensation Device".
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"Goblinoid Birth Control"
-Tristan Mac'yverne
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"The Crossbow"
"Vera"
-Belma'r
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Brian
-B
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Ronan drops in a name
-The Big Ol' Crossbow of Overpowering Might and Dashingly Handsome Good Looks = BOCOMDHGL
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Impish gnome Perriwig P. Doubleday slyly slips a snatch of paper into the box with his suggestion looped noisily across the page.
"Perriwig P. Doubleday's Very Own Zesty Besty Arbalesty"
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"Benji's Brand Crossbow of Hitting the Broadsides of Barns (Just!)"
- Kosef Bersk
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A note is tacked to the box
IF THE WINNER DOESN'T WANT THE INVENTION HE OR SHE CAN HAVE 500 COINS INSTEAD!
