Legion Excert
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((So many Legion reports go without viewing I thought I'd share one… I particularly liked this one as it had fighting... rp...and fleeing into light to escape which was more fun then the random fleeing scenerio's you sometiems encoutner heh...ENJOY...oh...and because it has a fun picture like most my reports do ;)))
Report Twenty Eight – Delicate Ecosystem
“Da trip ta da orc caves was likededs any oder… Miss Marie, Mr Wog and Telli wentededs ders ta gets coppa ands ta cull der numbers. Tings gots weird whens Telli and miss Marie heardededs noises froms da big room. In da chaos and da fighting we almosts missededs da scurring and noises froms above. We evens almosts leftededs widouts findings da source….
Buh as we lefts… Telli heardededs its AGAINS… more scurrings and scamperings… we lookededs arounds agains… when we gottededs ta da big openings agains all da orc bodies was missings….and… dat sections in da backs a da cave… juss pass da coppa rocks… was glowings….der was wards arounds da openings… Mr Wog saidededs he recognizededs its as wards against the livings… ta blok passages and keeps da undeads safes… I pouredededs positives energy inta da wards till dey broke… buh da passage behind was empty. It meants whereva da deader ting ran off ta it was in dis cavern stills…
As we wentedededs furder inta da caves we saws somes mists and lookedededs ups… somes pale lookings girls hissedededs downs at Telli… I toldededs ems ta come downs and play den tossededs a rock at ems… dey scampered across da ceilings inta somes holes in da ceilings…
We decidededs ta runs ups da passage and try ta findededs ems afore deys gots aways… We went ups two levels untils we camedededs ta da openings a da cave reached out ta da water sidededs of da orcy fields. Looking out towards the cavern mouth was dis feller in armor.
”Ahhh… my mortal foe…”
“Da orcs…or da SUN feller?”
Dats when da creature turned to talks wid us…
”Why do you hunt these beasts…”
“Cause deys deservededs no quarters… deys triedededs ta rape Jiyyd fer years and startededs one a da worsts wars we seens afore da N’jasts war… cause a dats dey deservededs no more pity dens whats on da end a da pike….arse end first!”
”I believe these orcs come from Damara, Though I doubt their record there is any more sterling.
I gruntededs at da mans words certain der fate was fairs…
_”As you say… the crimes of a race pollute all its members….
Orcish blood is a bitter tonic, assuredly… but it does have some uses.”_
“Know anytings aboutededs ems pale women scamperings across da cave ceilings?”
”Yes, they were gathering the orcs you slew. A mighty boon you did them, too, for they would never have slain so many themselves.”
“So yuh da masta…or juss anoder puppet?”
Aboutededs dens is whens Mr Wog and Miss Scuttle startededs ta whisper wid one anoder and ta Telli. “Think we can take him? We should at least try.” “We HAVE to TRY!”
Wid dose words Telli dug one foot inta da dirt ready ta lung after its… buh not afore Telli guagedededs da danger. Da armored figures was purdy mean lookings ands strongs… buh… we leasts had da safety a sun peekings inta da cavern. If we neededes ta flee would be okee… IF we made it outta da cave… So Telli decidededs ta try… and wid dat Telli runnedededs as hard as she could at da beast yellings….
“Guess we need ta try! RUN FOR DA LIGHT IF YUH NEED TA MR WOG AND MISS MARIE. RAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHH!!!”
Da creatures movements were so fasts he juss dodgedededs Telli’s sword and Mr Wog’s easy… we both triedededs ta grab hims and push hims ta da light. He flippededs onto da ceiling and backs down ahind us sneering.
“DIES ALREADY YUH CURSEDEDS TING!”
”And if I die to you priestess… what then… I am IMMORTAL!”
Juss dens miss Marie shoutededes…
”TELLI…. HEAL THE BEAST!”
“Telli CAN’TS! USEDEDEDS ITS ALL DA BREAKS EMS WARDS!”
“Dammit!” Miss Marie spit and cursed.
”You know not where I take my slumber!”
“Don’t matta! One less day yuhs breaths!”
Telli and dat ting tangled fer long time… Mr Wog hadedes ta break off he was almosts deadededs…and I didn’ts havededs any mores blessings ta helpededs hims. Telli gulpedes a LOTTA potions and a few powders… buh… sadly Chauntea’s blessings was slippings.
”I will take one of you with me to the GRAVE… But only I will rise again!”
Dats when da creature turned all his attention onta Marie and slashededs her stomach, den her throat, dens pushededs her back as she fell likedededs a rag dolls… he lungedededs likedededs a bloodlust crazy… buh…he wasn’ts fasts enoughs dis days…
Telli scribbles a picture to the side of her report.
Telli juss barely wedgedededs herself and her wooden shield atween dat sucker and miss Marie. Fightings wid its and reaching fer me pockets Telli managededs ta squish some berries onta miss Scuttles cheek. She woke…and Telli yellededs…
”RUN MARIE!”
Telli foughtededs wid dats creature somes more tryings ta buys Mr Wog and Miss Scuttle somes times…
”Your god keeps you standing… but for how much longer?”
Juss dens Mr Wog yelpedededs…
“He’s REGENERATING!”
“YUH PISSINGS TELLI OFF!” MR WOG, MISS MARIE! OUTTA DA CAVE…. NOW!”
”Hide in the sunlight then!
Telli shovededs hims in da chest and toldededs hims dis ain’ts ova… we madededs its out inta da sun… buh…its was settings soons…so we drugs our bodies backs ta towns… Miss Scuttle and Mr Wog wasn’ts in good shapes….buh…dey was alivededs. Least… Mr Raul nots needededs ta comes afta Telli fer gettings his new wife kilts and turnedededs inta a vampire… so… da day not SO bad. Telli not really likededs sneaks… specially ones good at pokings her in her soft spots…
