3. Magnus Fargrimm's Guide to Goblins.

Magnus Fargrimm's Guide to Goblins.


  • My name is Magnus. Warrior of the Fargrimm clan and recruit of da Legion of Troff. Dis be a guide ta help rookies understand gobbers, their tactics and their thinkin. So here be a couple little known facts ta git you started.

    #1. If you lose a fight to a goblin, you turn into one.

    (Dis is true. Dis is why you should never EVER lose a fight to a gobber.)

    #2. Are naturally afraid of dwarves.

    (If you arent a dwarf, make friends with one)

    #3. They do not like it when you dangle them by one leg over a hungry badger.

    (seems ta be da best way of interogatin dem)

    #4. They do not like it when you dangle them by one leg over several hungry badgers.

    (see above. dis is fer when yer in a hurry.)

    #5. Hobgoblins are not as cute as dey sound.

    ( I was taken off guard a bit)

    #6. Bugbears hurt.

    (alot.)

    Dats all i gots fer now i will give ya Chapter 2 when i git a chance.