3. So dem Orc farkers tinks dey can starts a war wit ol' Crome?

So dem Orc farkers tinks dey can starts a war wit ol' Crome?


  • I dun writes gud so ye needs ta read dis careful! Dun ye be blames ol' Crome fur dis cause me mudder dun read ta me but did'n learns me too gud.

    So dis wuts be appenin in Jiyyd.

    Me was sittins at da stinky pot tellin me frunds all bouts me day. I dun cracked a few o'me best jokes and dey was all laughins so ard dat dey was all fallen downs. T'was a gud time add by all! Den alls o' a sudden a call dun be made saysin dat da Orcs was out in dat plains to da South!! All da frunds round ol' Crome was scared so I's tells dem "DUN YE WORRY LADS! Ol' CROME FIGHTS WIT YA" and den dey all knew dey be's ok wit me protectsin dem!!

    Soes we marched to dem South gates we does and I's yells out at dem Orcs "YE FARKERS BEST NOT BE MAKIN NO TROUBLES OR OL' CROME BE LOPPIN YUR FARKIN EADS OFF!"

    I dun sees dem Orcs starts runnin cause dey knows ol' Crome and wut I does to dem Orcs when dey gets close, but den all of o'sudden dey stops and dis Orc leader dun makes em come back. Dis Orc leader dun know Crome so he's not scurred o'me but I shows him I does!

    So I's rally da lads round me callin out da orders and settin up me defenses. Dem Orcs starts bangin on dere cans and whoopsin up a storm makin me ears urt wut makes me even madder it does!!

    So I's man da catapult dere by dat legion place and starts launchin shots at dem so dey starts launchin shots back o'er our walls. I says "FARK DIS" and we's open up da gates cause we knows we dun crush dem farkers! Dey starts comin up to dem gates and try ta breaks fru our defenses but I dun whips me axe out and starts loppin eads! Orcs be fallin dere and dere an even o'dere!! It twas da most purdy sight I dun sees in o'long time!

    So dem dose Orcs dun falls back and dey says "Da fight be done but da war nots o'er!" and ol' Crome says back "YE FARKERS COME GET SOME MORE SO'S OL' CROME LINES HIS PACK WIT UR FARKIN TRINKETS!"

    Ya… I dun tink dey be backs anytime soons... dey be scurred now and lickin dem wounds talkin bout how ol' Crome be da unmoveable walls he does!!

    Yur Frund,

    Crome


  • crome not as good lopper of nasty orcses heads as erugdish, he be haver of bloodmkaer, be lops more heads than coutnses ever.


  • Chuckles

    I dun member any… Dere was a fews dat fell in da battle, dey be ero's! But sum o dem got ealed up gud by some o'dem magics... I knows der was o'couple hins dat felled.. dey not be so strong like ol' Crome.....


  • chuckles a bit from the dwarfs view of things

    Thats…quite interesting Crome. I must ask, any deaths on Jiyyds side? Can you tell me their names by chance?