3. Zoma: 40? Lilin: 40!?!!? ((and why zoma is SO great))

Zoma: 40? Lilin: 40!?!!? ((and why zoma is SO great))


  • To start this off.. I (Pete) wasn't within whisper range of these two.

    of course since this is a chat log, keep in mind your knowledge of this is all OOC, though, I'm sure some form of it will be in the Jiyyd rumors soon enough.

    Actors:
    Zoma Du'Monte:
    Lilin
    Cike
    Pete
    Lyte
    Kara
    Azura
    Liona

    Enjoy!

    Liona: shouts I…I...like...M..m..MR. Fl...F..F...Fluffles!
    Lilin Roger: Actually let me correct that, I'm fine, other than Mr. Fluffles there, telling me that I'm forty. sighs in exasperation
    Kara Du'monte: cringes and lifts a hand to rub her ear
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: Forty?
    Lilin Roger: Forty years old
    Pete Rione : [wraps lyte in warm furry arms]
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: smiles
    Zoma Du'Monte: Heh….hopefully....that applecides remain on her for a long....long....time..... I deserve this moment of peace afterall. Narrows his eyes at Lilin I....was being honest afterall
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: Hi Pete
    Lilin Roger: I don't look forty!
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: No you dont
    Pete Rione : hey gorgeous
    Lilin Roger: Why does light hair mean that I'm forty!
    Zoma Du'Monte: Looks somewhat sheepish as Kara does that and shrugs it off with a weak laugh
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: squeezes Pete's arm
    Pete Rione : who said forty.. try 80.. that's a bit closer
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: steps on his foot
    Pete Rione : [chuckles] Ow!
    Zoma Du'Monte: …..Well, seems I am being generous by stating forty Lilin Smirks at Pete
    Pete Rione : 80 hours
    Silmathienia Ka'lin: ::gazes around with bright blue eyes::
    Pete Rione : 80 days?
    Lilin Roger: jaw drops
    Lilin Roger: I think I'm going to cry.
    Liona: kicks ZOma
    Liona: shivers
    Silmathienia Ka'lin: Lilin he's just jealous of your two good eyes
    Zoma Du'Monte: Winces What now!?
    Pete Rione : [groans]
    Lilin Roger: kicks Zoma hard in the shin
    Silmathienia Ka'lin: ::laughs::
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: haha
    Lilin Roger: ((Strength Check: 17+1=18))
    Zoma Du'Monte: ((Constitution Check: 11+1=12))
    Pete Rione : [rolls his foot around a bit]
    Liona: pulls the cloak around her
    Lilin Roger:I'm not forty! I don't look forty!
    Kara Du'monte: You know, you deserved that.
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: it wasnt a very hard step
    Pete Rione : i think i've still got feeling in it
    Zoma Du'Monte: Wears an expression of one who is suffering from constipation as he hold up his shin and hops lightly around in pain
    Pete Rione : we'll know in a week or so when it turns purple and falls off
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: Can I talk anyone into a patrol?
    Kara Du'monte: pads over and settles down to lean back against the sign
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: Bah
    Silmathienia Ka'lin: Meee
    Lilin Roger: Now, how old do I look?
    Silmathienia Ka'lin: I want to paatrolll
    Zoma Du'Monte: Gives Kara a helpless and desperate look What….did I do this time again?!
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: If I wanted it to hurt, it wouldhave
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: grins
    Pete Rione : OOOH.. we're talking about age?
    Silmathienia Ka'lin: ::takes an arrow from her quiver and twirls it::
    Pete Rione : I thought.. nevermind
    Zoma Du'Monte: …............
    Silmathienia Ka'lin: ::strikes a pose::
    Pete Rione : joke died 'ours ago
    Silmathienia Ka'lin: ::sighs as no one looks at her pose::
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: Whats your pleasure Sil…orcs? wolves?
    Silmathienia Ka'lin: ::twirls arrow::
    Pete Rione : keep it up sil, and Lyte's gonna beat you at the modeling job.. then what will you do? sing?
    Zoma Du'Monte: In a tamed tone, the man answers quietly twenty five…... grumbles
    Silmathienia Ka'lin: ((Charisma Check: 3+4=7))
    Lilin Roger: Thats right, because I am 25, and I don't look a day older.
    Pete Rione : [releases lyte]
    Zoma Du'Monte: …..But that was not my initial impression however
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: spins daintily
    Silmathienia Ka'lin: ::sighs:: I'll have to paint, no one will come to see me sing
    Lilin Roger: Why?
    Zoma Du'Monte: ::Shrugs::
    Lilin Roger: narrows her eyes Tell me!
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: does a mock pirouette
    Pete Rione : paint? so you're the one who's been vandilizing the halls
    Zoma Du'Monte: ….......The exact opposite reason why you think.....you are twenty five?
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: ((Dexterity Check: 6+2=8))
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: Bah
    Lilin Roger: I know I'm twenty five.
    Zoma Du'Monte: …..Swallows hard
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: I'm not much of a dancer
    ((Silmathienia cast haste and ran out the gate))
    Pete Rione : where'd she go?
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: Where'd she go?
    Kara Du'monte: leans back against the sign and closes her eyes, settling for listening
    Lilin Roger: Why do you think I'm not?
    Zoma Du'Monte: It doesn't matter anymore Scratches the back of his head as he tries to simulate a plan to escape The fact remains….you re twenty five
    Lilin Roger: sighs in exasperation
    Zoma Du'Monte: ….and not a day more
    Lilin Roger: …
    Lilin Roger: Why do you hate me?
    Zoma Du'Monte: ….....That is the fact is it not? Frowns slightly Does age concerns whether I love....or hate?
    Zoma Du'Monte:Seemed to look bemused now
    Lilin Roger: Let me explain good and evil to you
    Zoma Du'Monte: …....What has that got to do with 'hate'?
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: Where did Sil get to?
    Liona: shivers under her cloak
    Zoma Du'Monte: ::Blinks:: Frowns
    Lilin Roger: On the good end of the scale we have men who tell women they are beatiful and don't look over 25, espically when they are 25
    Lilin Roger: On the evil end of the scale we have men that say that a woman looks 40.
    Zoma Du'Monte: Umm hmm….Folds his arms and listens intently to her lectures, though at the same time attempting to hide his ever growing bemusement
    Liona: runs off
    Lilin Roger: And so, because you hate me because you are evil, you say I'm 40.
    Zoma Du'Monte: That…..is an over simplification of judhing man......of his 'Good' and 'Evil' persona? cocks his head with puzzlement
    Zoma Du'Monte:…....If I like you?
    Lilin Roger: Then you say I'm 25, because I am 25.
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: Best to avoid all womens ages altogether if your smart
    Lilin Roger: I am not lying when I say I'm 25
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: smiles
    Pete Rione : ya see me not sayin anything
    Zoma Du'Monte: …........I wished you had told me that earlier Pete. I....will probably be hunted down by all of the women in the world now. Dryly
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: Yes, you are dooomed
    Zoma Du'Monte: Even Kara had abandoned me gestures somewhat sadly to Kara's direction
    Elyl Wefneran: Lyte, sorry to intrude, but can I ask if you know why at least 2 banites wanted to see Grag the other day?
    Zoma Du'Monte: …...Is it negotiable?
    Lilin Roger: Its because Paladins can't knowingly consort with evil people
    Lilin Roger: Why would it be negotiable?
    Zoma Du'Monte: …...Deal?
    Lilin Roger: Not until you tell me why
    Tando "Gears" Slipperyfoot: looks around and raises a brow
    Zoma Du'Monte: Scratches his cheek Must…..there be a reason to everything? Sighs
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: smiles
    Elyl Wefneran: Do you happen to know also if it was Chae or the Enchantress that was here the other day. * seems a little uneasy talking about it*
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: Hello
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: waves A lot has changed since I've been here wow…
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Jiyyd sure has been expanding!
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: I think it was both of them, personally
    Lilin Roger: Well there must because you were 'impressoned' that I was 40.
    Elyl Wefneran: Hmm… you're right, that does make sense.
    Zoma Du'Monte: ….......If I told you the number merely appeared in my mind, would that reason be valid?
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: That is just a hunch on my part, though
    Lilin Roger: No.
    Elyl Wefneran: A good one I think. nods
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Uhmm… bites her lip hmm, guess everyone's busy...
    Zoma Du'Monte: …........Aloow me a moment of silence....to think up of a reasonable excuse.
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: giggles scratching her head embarrasedly
    Cike Millant: Ah what needs you miss? [to azura]
    Lilin Roger: is getting mildly amused by this now, but tries to hide it
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Oh!
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Uhm..
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: I used to live here a very long, long time ago..
    Cike Millant: noddles
    Zoma Du'Monte: ::Coughs and clears his throat as he faces Lilin once more, ready to answer her question::
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: I was hoping if someone could perhaps uhm, well, tell me whats new and about these lands and all
    Cike Millant: Ah how long ago?
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: About…
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: thinks
    Pete Rione : [looks azura over carefully]
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Had my membership for…
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: holds out a paper dating to over 30 years back
    Lilin Roger: waits for it
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: That long smiles
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Over thirty years I guess
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: giggles
    Zoma Du'Monte: Your…..pale hair.........reflects the sign of the beauty.....of a wise elderly woman.......your skin....pale like an ancient beautiful marble.......and it gets more beautiful as it ages.......
    Zoma Du'Monte: To give you a small number liketwenty five….would be an insult
    Pete Rione : [watches zoma bury himself]
    Zoma Du'Monte: ….in my opinion that is
    Cike Millant: Ah truth you must have elven blood in you for twas long befor I was born
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: smiles aye…
    Lilin Roger: …
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Papa was a sea elf
    Lilin Roger: kicks him in the shin again
    Lilin Roger: ((Strength Check: 7+1=8))
    Cike Millant: Ah well the lands are at war once again with the Eastlanders
    Pete Rione : should i get the diamond or use the one in my bag?
    Pete Rione : and.. does that even count as a crime?
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Well, I had been around for awhile but.. looks at her shin-kicking assault and tries to steifel a chuckle
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: Likely no
    Zoma Du'Monte: ((Constitution Check: 17+1=18))
    Pete Rione : i mean.. cCAn murder be justified?
    Zoma Du'Monte: …..and you kicked my leg with grace....such as an elder would?
    Pete Rione : this surely sheads new light
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Aye, well, I hoped to perhaps come back and pick up my profession where I kinda left off too..
    Cike Millant: Ah and the Gali camp has now been overrun and taken by Gnolls
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: It is murder under resonable circumstances I thnk
    Pete Rione : [coughs] under reasonable…
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: As well as well grins find someone to marry… Papa has been going on and on about finding myself a good man and all..
    Lilin Roger: sighs and rubs her head What is wrong with you? … and I'm not pale!
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: He was lucky in the kick placement
    Pete Rione : [finger on lyte] scuse me [turns to azura and cike]
    Cike Millant: Eh? scratches his head
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: she looks up to the sky and sounds the words "thank you" with her lips in elven to the rain
    Pete Rione : [displays cike like vanessa white in wheel of fortune] he's a good model we have now for marraige
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Ah… nothing like a refreshing downpour giggles
    Zoma Du'Monte: …...................Decides to wait for further remarks from Lilin
    Cike Millant: Eh? Frowns in Bewilderment
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: she looks once more to Cike What were we talking about? thinks
    Zoma Du'Monte: So…....are my reasons valid?
    Lilin Roger: And, if my hair was like an old lady, it'd be like yours
    Pete Rione : you were seeking a mate?
    Lilin Roger: No!
    Pete Rione : of un questionable ability?
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: her personality seems a bit bubbly, somewhat head in the clouds
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Oh
    Lilin Roger: Hey! He's spoken for!
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Aye I was smiles
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Well, still am I guess but well..
    Pete Rione : [models cike again]
    Zoma Du'Monte: ….....Plays around with the fringe of his hair for a moment Seems....both of us are THAT old huh
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: My last relationship in Narfell didn't work out so well over 20 years ago
    Lilin Roger: I'm not forty!
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: looks to Cike Uhmm…
    Pete Rione : well.. i'm not she he'd work out [judeges cike like a bad art critic]
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Hmmm…
    Zoma Du'Monte: Oh…huh.....though I suddenly got confused with my own age too frowns slightly
    Tando "Gears" Slipperyfoot: glances over his shoulder Lillin's pushin' fifty now, ain't she?
    Cike Millant: looks like a confused peice of meat
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: looks to Pete Oh? Why, you think yourself worthier than he? giggles
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Oh I'm just teasing.
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: decides she needs to dig two holes
    Pete Rione : easily.. but i'm taken
    Lilin Roger: rubs her head
    Tando "Gears" Slipperyfoot: *smirks to himself and goes back to rummagin'(
    Tando "Gears" Slipperyfoot: in his pack, not the trash
    Cike Millant: Ah truth what speaks you two?
    Zoma Du'Monte: …...........Having frequent headaches as such elder people often get? Cocks his head with a frown, his tone somewhat filled with concern
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Well, Nothing wrong with making new friends at least giggles
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: I am Azura Alqi'skaie
    Lilin Roger: …
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: A pleasure to meet you both
    Pete Rione : [looks to azura] you say that.. you were here a while ago?
    Lilin Roger: …
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: courtly bows
    Pete Rione : Azura!
    Pete Rione : whoa..
    Lilin Roger casts unknown spell ((assuming bulls str))
    Pete Rione : hold on…
    Lilin Roger: gives him a swift kick to the shins
    Pete Rione : [peels on his armor]
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Eh? giggles
    Pete Rione : recognize any?
    Cike Millant: Ah I am Cike Millant well met
    Lilin Roger: ((Strength Check: 11+2=13))
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Uhm…
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: ((Wisdom Check: 3+-1=2))
    Zoma Du'Monte: ((Constitution Check: 17+1=18))
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: pauses for a second
    Lilin Roger: Quit calling me old!
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: long pause
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Not really no… have I met you before sweety?
    Lyte Bry'Gaede: smiles
    Pete Rione : I thought perhaps..
    Zoma Du'Monte: Winces slightly as she lands her kick on his shin Indeed…..Bites his lips You kick gracefully once more.....like an energetic elder does.....
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Oh! Let me strap on my armor, we can be a matching couple
    Pete Rione : but if you dont remember, it must just be a familiar name
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: goes about putting her plate on
    Zoma Du'Monte: One question Lilin holds up a finger in front of her
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: There we go! giggles
    Pete Rione : [scratches his hair a moment] nice armor
    Pete Rione : but sorry.. doesn't ring any bells
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Actually in all honesty I abhore this armor… but its saved my neck travelling from Narfell back to my home near the sword coast
    Zoma Du'Monte: Would you prefer me…..to be honest, or a flatterer?
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: I don't remember much of anything in all honesty shrugs and tilts her head to the side for a moment sorry!
    Pete Rione : [glances to zoma]
    Pete Rione : well.. we've been through a few wars
    Pete Rione : and were in about 4 at the moment
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Its an old eastlander officer armor I had for awhile dyed red and silver..
    Pete Rione : maybe more
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Hoping to sell it hopefully for a few coin…
    Lilin Roger: You aren't flattering me by saying I look how old I am!
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: looks to Zoma
    Tando "Gears" Slipperyfoot: …
    Lilin Roger: You'd flatter Kara
    Tando "Gears" Slipperyfoot: watches bemusedly
    Pete Rione : sorry cike.. couldn't resist
    Lilin Roger: You do flatter Kara
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Uhm, sir… smiles you best quit while your um...
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Behind…
    Lilin Roger: By alot
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: giggles Assuming a womans age is possibly a death sentance depending on the woman
    Zoma Du'Monte: Frowns Strange…..the bards taught me those words would be.....exceptionally useful in bringing happiness to the elders. rubs his chin thoughtfully Must be wrong huh
    Lilin Roger: I'm… not... old!
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: (e)Your funeral…
    Zoma Du'Monte: So….you prefer me to be honest instead? cocks his head
    Cike Millant: hugs Lil Ah Calm down Panther
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: looks to Zoma Scuse me sir taps him on the shoulder
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Are you flexible?
    Lilin Roger: sighs You're just doing this to annoy me aren't you
    Pete Rione : oh boy this should be good
    Zoma Du'Monte: …....? tilts his head slightly towards Azura Why such question?
    Pete Rione : first … horbag.. now.. azura
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Because you seem rather apt at putting both your feet in your mouth
    Tando "Gears" Slipperyfoot: snickers
    Lilin Roger: laughs
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: giggles
    Cike Millant: Smiles
    Zoma Du'Monte: ….Annoy? frowns I have no reason to annoy you.....since you haven't annoyed me.....yet
    Pete Rione : nono.. he doesn't have a foot left to stand on
    Zoma Du'Monte: Uh huh…...Seemed to fail to grasp Azura's meaning as he averts his gaze back to Lilin
    Pete Rione : only saving grace is that SOME how kara cares for him
    Lilin Roger: sighs
    Lilin Roger: Thats because he knows not to tell her how old he thinks she is.
    Zoma Du'Monte: …..Huh. I do not understand....what you mean by those words Pete.
    Pete Rione : [blinks dumbfounded]
    Zoma Du'Monte: …...She did not ask me in the first place?
    Pete Rione : smart woman
    Lilin Roger: Onlt because you said that I looked forty in the first place when you called me Aunt Lilin
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Its easy to love someone, for example..
    Zoma Du'Monte: Smart? looking confused towards Pete What has….intelligence has to do with this?
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: I can see very much how this Kara lady can like this one very much puts her thumb and forefinger onto Zoma's chin
    Zoma Du'Monte: ::Shrugs:: Followed by you asked me how old you looked like
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Hmm… lifts his chin up for a moment, then lowers her hand and takes a step back
    Lilin Roger: And you said I looked forty because of my hair and because I had a son, thats silly.
    Zoma Du'Monte: Narrows his eyes towards Azura and slowly pushes her hand away from his face I….do not know you hence, we have no reason to be this....intimate
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: giggles Yup, I know why she like you
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Just like me, the common sense of an onion
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: laughs
    Zoma Du'Monte: …..Silly in your opinion....that is Shrugs
    Cike Millant: points to himself Ah Sir Zoma Ah tell me truth how old you think I look Ah the truth how old think you I?
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: I'm 57
    Zoma Du'Monte: Replies to Cike with a matter of fact tone Twenty five
    Lilin Roger: …
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Ah, still a baby giggle
    Quin Gweth: [stomach growls a deep baritone]
    Lilin Roger: Zoma, you are evil.
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Is your companion older than you mister Zoma was it?
    Zoma Du'Monte: …....Returns to his confused expression What?
    Lilin Roger: Not unless Zoma is over 50…
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Perhaps the one who cares for you sees your child-like mannerisms and by maternal instinct sees it fit to become your mate!
    Azura Alqi'Skaie: Yup, thats it!
    Pete Rione : [steps away] "useless conversation anyway. // blasts the console "Luke! We're about to have company!"


  • Come on, some dm, drop these people some xp 😛 -elor_danna

    Actually, I'd rather they didn't. I think this is funny at some times, but I'd rather not make the habit of rewarding people for posting logs of conversations, just cause they were IC.

    That's not to say, this isn't a good reason why DMs might enjoy looking for converstations like these. They just might award XP equal to a large event.

    But, it's their wand to wave.

    -pete


  • I only read the beginning…but really, priceless. Awesome conversation 🙂

    Come on, some dm, drop these people some xp 😛


  • Actually I know the correct quote and needed to modify it slightly.

    1 RL hour of IC RP … 0 XP
    Trying not to wake up people with laughter ... tough
    Zoma digging his grave ... priceless

  • R

    hahaha! I wish I could have stayed for the rest of that conversation…that was tooo funny...


  • //No, it really did happen IG -- It actually started on the Central Plains when Zoma called Lilin "Aunt Lilin" and Lilin asked how old he thought she was and his answer was 40 --

  • L

    //LOL Pete (did you write in all that yourself?)! And way to go Zoma!


    • the actual quote is "Boring conversation anyway. Luke we're gonna have company!" Sorry, but I cannot stand by while the Great Film is misquoted. 😉