Wanted!
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Wren ambles out of the barracks, tears down an old poster for Adam Bromley and His Tympani Five, and laboriously tacks up a brand new wanted poster…
WANTED!
**By Ye Realm of Norwick
The IN-FAMOUS and RAPATORY Scofflaw
FitzSqee
For robbyng gentil travelors upon ye high road & upon ye greenwood.
For defamation of high officers of Norwick.
For tax evasion.
For ridyng down ye Reeve of Norwick on ye high road.
ARMED & DANGEROUS – VICIOUS & DESPERATE
BOUNTY! 200 GOLD PIECES to ye Hero who brings him in alyve, or Dead. Undead wil NOTT be ac-ceptible. Speke to ye Constable for inquires, or to ye Herald.**
After squinting at the finished job, she glances at the gathering crowd, looks a little embarrassed, and ambles back into the barracks, looking rather put-upon.
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An enraged Herald D'Cameron stalks outside and hammers up a new wanted poster with vicious strokes of a hammer.
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_600 gold piece reward
To any person who brings an identifiable and survival-required portion of the anatomy of the little ratfink scum vagabond goblin styling himself
FITZSQEE
to the Constable or Herald, for the crime of robbing the Norwick Great Hall in time of war.
Extra 50 gold if you can describe his painful, lingering, horrific demise to the Herald in sufficient detail. Preferably involving pliers. And a nutcracker. And needles. And hot coals._
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An agitated Constable Halfabrick hammers up a new poster.
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FITZSQEE ESCAPES!!!!
**Wanted for high way robbery, assault of militia, robbery of a Public House (to wit the Grape-vine), jail-break, tax evasion, and divers other outrages
THE VILLAIN FITZSQEE
Armed & Dangerous – A Desperate Character -- Fiendishly Cunning
400 GOLD PIECE BOUNTY, DEAD OR ALIVE
(not undead. this means YOU quelcoth)**
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_The militia woman on duty listens with slightly glazed eyes, then informs Leah that while there will be no trial, she can submit a plea for mercy to the Constable, who will take it into consideration.
"But since we're talking about a greenskin I'd say he's got a date with the ol' chopper if you know what I mean."_
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Leah inquires to wether there will be a trial and offers, suprisingly so, to speak in the little creatures defense. She states plainly that she was in fact the individual that it had attempted to rob and did not feel her well being was ever in danger.. further more she inquires if instead a lengthy jail sentance might be more appropriate to the crime then an execution?
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The replacement poster is taken down as word is that FitzSqee was captured by Timmot as he tried to escape Norwick after brazenly robbing the Grapevine. A festive Norwick execution is promised soon.
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The Ex-scout Brendel waits until most of the crowd disperses, then wanders over and discreetly pockets the poster. Giving a glance around He goes off to find some of his sneakier bow-toting woodsy friends.