Rumors Swirl
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_Albryanna is actually a blonde, but uses cantrips to make her hair black
Dwin is actually two inches shorter than what he says he is. The spreader of this rumor says to use their imagination.
Aramuil once made out with Rass. He was nearly swallowed whole in the process.
Zanetar is said to receive daily spankings from senator Ronan in his cell up in Peltarch.
Benji invented a portable toilet. Grag is said to have used it twice and it broke.
Shannon came to Norwick to do stand up comedy last week.
Quelcoth chuckled lightly. It nearly imploded the earth._
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Zanetar is alive and free.
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Jerrick catches wind of the rumors, and facepalms mightily. He had so far managed to be left out, and groaned at the face that it had to be Aelthas. . . before commenting that his armor wasn't pink enough for Aelthas's tastes.
Or raw enough.
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Elyl has given up drinking, smoking, swearing and womanizing to pursue poetry, painting and feng shui interior design!
Another rumor circulating is that there may be a bidding war between Peltarch, the Hoaran Camp and the demons in Jiyyd for syndication rights to have “The Mighty Polymorphin Power Rangers” re-enact their victory over Goldar on a periodic basis. Whether they will compete in prime time against “Norwick Fight Night” is unknown at this time and Rawlinswood executives could not be reached for comment. Please stay tuned to your regional Narfell town crier for more details!
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_The Dolvaks are opening an orphanage in Peltarch. They will be feeding the orphans with the meat from the rodents their Extermination business provides.
They will also be clothing them in finery made from the gray pelts salvaged from the carcasses._
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Maya is organizing a coup, similar to what Koreth did, to take over Peltarch. She will have the Senate dismissed, relegated as advisors, or beheaded. She will declare herself Queen.
Her daughter Yana is prowling for a husband and wants to start a family.
Myrrha the shape shifter is now turning into a much larger dragon, and terrorizing those who would cut down certain trees in the forest.
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_Benji is actually a clone of himself. It all happened on that long trip he took a while back.
Peltarch plans to announce voting on a new king or queen soon so they can actually make some decisions, the senate ambitiously plans to finalize the project in the next 100 years.
Jerrick and Aelthas are lovers, but everyone already new that.
Tindra and Aelthas have a baby who is the first recorded wear-cat-wolf
The Dark Enchantress and Grag are finally getting serious and she's pressuring him for a ring. He's likly to fold soon.
Kenton Seth and Aramuil had an arm wrestling match over who gets controll of Peltarch: Aramuil won._
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And there was much rejoic-…er... facepalming.
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It is official: The MIGHTY POLYMORPHING POWER RANGERS saved Norwick from the complete and utter destruction at the hands of the evil Goldar.
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On his regular trips to gather supplies, Calen writes down all the rumors heard and repeats them to his two friends upon his return. The three laugh hysterically as some some seem to void others…
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Aramuil smirks when he hears the rumors and then goes back to…whatever nefarious things he was up to before.
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shakes her head at the rumors as she hears them
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How do make a werecreature safe? Give it a collar.
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_Everyone's favorite banite can be seen sitting near the south fire, listening to all the rumours and chuckling darkly while enjoying an earl grey tea.
In completely unrelated rumors:
Aelthas has a bad case fleas and ticks.
The Hungry One's brother-in-law, The Full One, is heard to be plotting revenge against all who dropped a house on his brother.
Raryldor wears a helm all the time now because he accidentally was changed into a woman, though most still might not notice the difference.
It is heard that Rith is actually one of the many Manshoon clones.
Mariston Thel and Locrian are engaged to be married, but are secretly using the ceremony as a cover to overthrow Norwick.
Thorn made love with an illithid. It is even said that he liked it.
Albryanna prefers women.
The Fool has returned and is seeking all his former employees._
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With twitching ears and an amused grin, Brendel can be heard to wonder:
"How come my hand wasn't so lucky before it left me??"
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A fair number of people stop laughing once Cyrian gets out of sight. Assuming it IS Cyrian and not a shapeshifting demon that has taken his form to prey on human flesh. Why DID he return as a young man after dying of old age anyway? Pretty fishy. Better pretend to laugh when he acts like it's a joke!
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_Cyrian adds to the rumors that he wants in on the love triangle, obviously he is also undead, how else could he have come back from a heart attack!
He jokes about the rumors with the older citizens of the town who know that while obviously the rumors are false it is still good to laugh at something, mostly it is just good to laugh as it raises folks moods, and gives a slight bump in morale._
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Jerrick stays ominously quiet about killer trees and Druidy plots. He does seem to be smirking a bit much though. Coincidence? Or … eeevil?
Nasty talk about Tindra, however, earns nearby rumormongers a quick and nonchalant slap in the ear, however.
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This simply starts a new rumor that the reason Albryanna is being forced to resign is that she is undead, and in a messy love triangle with Kresha and Brendel's crawling severed hand.
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Albry just laughs hysterically once hearing the rumours of her, as they completely contradict each other. After all, how could she be dead and still alive to resign from the militia at the same time?
