3. Chop'n it Norwick Style!

Chop'n it Norwick Style!


  • *The sound of chopping wood is no strange sound in Norwick. Today however, the sound of two lumberjacks chopping in unison draws some attention. So does the dancing troupe their beat seems to summon. A gnome and a Halfling woman head a small arrowhead formation of dancers, with an elvin and human dancer following behind at the sides. At the center of the formation is a large half orc. They dance as if riding an invisible horse, sometimes swinging an imaginary lasso above their heads. The dancing women are wearing low cut country dresses hitched up at the sides. The horc is wearing leather chaps. His silver hair is pulled up into a tail. A silver Zoro style mask covers his eyes. *

    CHOP!
    Whoop whoop
    Who-
    CHOP!
    Chop'n it NORWICK STYLE!
    CHOP!
    Whoop whoop
    Who-
    CHOP!
    NORWICK STYLE!

    the horc steps forward to sing as the women continue to dance

    A town that's warm CHOP! and humble during the day**CHOP!**
    A lovely town CHOP! Kama tooka teela maroon**CHOP!**
    A town CHOP! Dilla nisha hotter toona night comes**CHOP!**
    A town CHOP! where the wives love to twist!…....CHOP!

    I’m a man**CHOP!**
    A man who is as warm CHOP! as gunnah misha too toon CHOP!
    A man**CHOP!** who one-shots his his ale and Galla gall tuna meetuch! CHOP!
    A man CHOP! who chops wood at day and chops caboona at night. CHOP!
    hands behind head, rapid fire pelvic thrust
    That kind of man! ……CHOP!

    Beautiful CHOP! loveable CHOP!
    Yes you**CHOP!** hey, yes you CHOP! hey
    Gantang**CHOP!** Cantik CHOP!
    Yes you CHOP!hey, yes youCHOP! hey
    Now let’s go until kaboosh!CHOP!

    CHOP!

    Norwick style…

    CHOP!
    Whoop whoop
    Who-
    CHOP!
    Chop'n it NORWICK STYLE!
    CHOP!
    Whoop whoop
    Who-
    CHOP!
    NORWICK STYLE!

    CHOP! Eh-CHOP! comely Lady**CHOP!** Chop it Norwick style
    CHOP! Eh- CHOP! comely Lady **CHOP!**oh oh oh oh

    A lass CHOP!who adventures out in the woodsCHOP!
    A lass CHOP! who knows just how to deliver the goods**CHOP!**
    A lass CHOP! who armor herself CHOP!but is more comely Gilla miltach kanashalCHOP!
    An adventurous girl like that**CHOP!**

    Adventurer CHOP!
    Adventurer for our safety CHOP!we all need to thankCHOP!
    dancing ladies bend over as they dance
    Adventurer CHOP!When they go out they tank and spankCHOP!
    horc spanks the gnomish dancer on the bottom. She puts on an expression of exaggerated exclamation
    Adventurer**CHOP!comes home only to sell the lootCHOP!**
    That kind of Adventurer**CHOP!**

    Beautiful CHOP! loveable**CHOP!**
    Yes you**CHOP!, hey, yes youCHOP!** hey
    Gantang***CHOP!** Cantik**CHOP!**
    Yes you CHOP! hey, yes you**CHOP!** hey

    Chop'n it Norwick style
    CHOP!
    Whoop whoop
    Who-
    CHOP!
    Chop'n it NORWICK STYLE!
    CHOP!
    Whoop whoop
    Who-
    CHOP!
    NORWICK STYLE!

    CHOP! Eh- CHOP! comely Lady**CHOP!** Chop'n it Norwick style
    CHOP! Eh- CHOP! comely Lady **CHOP!**oh oh oh oh

    Chop'n it Norwick style!

    ((80gp for Oscuran dancing prostitutes, 40GP for costumes, 10 gp to hire lumberjacks to chop in time, 50gp to thank the guards for not arresting us before the number is over. Will hand to DM next time I'm on. If you'd like your characters to be one of the dancing girls PM me))

    EDIT: Devora added as dancing girl ;)Will pay you IG.