Horbag marches over to the sign post and changes the Menue of the week:
This weeks daily specials at the Rats and Bats are:
Rock Snake Suprise (A freshly caught Rock snake, filled with our special stuffing, is steam boiled. Beware when you cut into it, those spiders eggs hatch easily!)
Huge Suspicous Looking Sausage (Whatever it may look like, we assure you it is Not as horses willy)
Boar with Kricks Spiced Snouts (Do Not eat near naked flame, only served near the latrines.)
Hard of Hearing (Rats ears that have been dried in our oven, served on a bed of the finest sea weed)
Weekend Special:
Amusing Turnips (Only turnpis that have grown into an amusing shape are served with a meat of Your choice)
This weeks special dessert:
Fruit filled Tamed Cuu-Too-Loo Jelly(Eat fast before they eat You! use Kricks spice to keep them in check)