_As a dwarfen priestess of Umberlee makes her ways to the Docks to board the vessel on which she is departing, she espies one of these posters, gruffly ripping it from the wall, casting a beady blue eye over the text.
"Oi!" she barks, beating six shades o' shite out of a nearby drunken sailor before swaggering, becloaked, aboard her ship, grumbling bitterly._